Ultraman: What do you mean by saying L77 is about to explode?

Chapter 50 One Way to Win Over Your Male God

"It's okay, it's okay... As long as it contributes to humanity, what does it matter if a few documents are damaged?" Yu Lian stood up, her eyes shining as she looked at Kaul.

"Mr. Kaul, I am very interested in your experiment. If this Golza can really pass the test, I don't mind setting up a monster training department for you in the Guard Regiment, or even having you serve as the first minister."

"I think I can do it. It's a pleasure to cooperate, Captain Youlian." Kaul breathed a sigh of relief. The first step—getting something for nothing—the first step in intervening in the ancient world, had been achieved.

However, before Kaul and Yuzare could reach a consensus on the first step of monsters serving humanity, the office door was suddenly pushed open.

"Yuzare, I'm sorry I'm late. The residents outside were just too enthusiastic..."

A gentle voice, tinged with a hint of apology, came through.

Wearing a white, ancient robe, Tiga pushed open the door and walked in, followed by Daya, who was helping him.

His entire appearance was like a warm glow in the background.

However, the very next second after Tiga stepped into the office...

Suddenly, the entire office was filled with a feeling that was hard to describe.

"There's a murderous aura..." This was Kaul's first reaction, and he believed that someone knew about Xiaoyan and had come to eliminate them.

He was thinking about how to persuade or subdue the other party.

A girl with an extremely graceful figure and an aloof demeanor walked in from behind Ultraman Tiga.

Although she wasn't carrying any weapons, she had a whip hanging from her waist, and she exuded a dangerous, murderous aura that sent chills down one's spine.

Upon seeing the person approaching, Kaul frantically searched for matching elements in his mind.

A whip...a ​​beautiful girl...has a murderous aura towards those around her...from the ancient era...and seems to have a good relationship with Ultraman Tiga.

"It's Camilla!" Kaul's eyes widened, ready to watch the show and see if he had triggered some plot point.

At this moment, Camilla's beautiful eyes were fixed on Tiga's back.

"Camilla, what's wrong? Is it winter? Are you feeling a little cold?" Tiga, the most clueless straight man, turned around.

He looked at his girlfriend with some concern, even extending his warm right hand as if to share his warmth with her, "Would you like me to help you ward off the chill?"

Camilla stepped aside, not taking Tiga's hand: "No need. Your light is so warm, save it to warm the priestesses who gave you flowers."

Tiga's hand froze in mid-air, his face filled with confusion and innocence: "But... Camilla, I was just greeting the citizens. It's part of the security force's image building. Besides, they only gave me flowers. I can't refuse everyone's kindness..."

"Keep making things up," Daga said, arms crossed, watching the spectacle with great amusement. He then whispered to Kaul beside him, "See? This is the scene that everyone in the entire guard regiment loves to see. If they don't put on a show like this every day, they feel like the sun has risen in vain."

Kaul silently covered his face. Tiga... this guy really has never had a girlfriend.

"Tiga! You bastard! This isn't politeness; in the future, we'll call it 'central air conditioning.' You're nice to everyone, but don't ignore Camilla's feelings. If this continues, who else but Camilla will turn evil? Who else but you will turn evil?!"

Just when Camilla was about to have a "good" talk with Tiga,

In order to prevent the tragic destruction of the world by an ancient yandere from happening prematurely in Yuzare's office, Kaur decides that he must take immediate action.

"Um... Tiga, and this lady." Kaul closed his PowerPoint presentation and smiled as he stepped between the two.

"This must be Ms. Camilla, right? I never knew you'd be surprised when I saw her. Tiga's description was no exaggeration; she's even more beautiful than Tiga described." Kaul immediately launched into a barrage of compliments.

It might not work for others, but look who this is. This is Camilla, a woman who has reached the highest level of hatred for Tiga due to love.

This was when she loved Tiga the most, so hearing Tiga praise her from others sounded even better.

"I had heard from Tiga before that the Earth Star Guard had a female warrior with great strength and an incredibly graceful fighting style. Seeing you today, the purity of your radiance is truly beyond my expectations."

Camilla was slightly taken aback.

She thought this alien who was hanging out with Tiga would speak up for him, but to her surprise, he started by praising her.

You can even hear Tiga praising himself to others.

"Hmph... alien, stop with your clumsy praise," Camilla said, though she still appeared indifferent. In her heart, she was secretly delighted.

"My business with Ultraman Tiga is none of anyone else's concern."

"Of course, of course, I'm just expressing my heartfelt admiration for truly beautiful things." Caul smiled and bowed slightly.

"However, Ms. Camilla, as an alien with considerable knowledge of psychology and relationships, I must say that sometimes men's stupidity really can't be explained by physics."

Camilla was intrigued by the man's stupidity and physics.

"What are you trying to say?"

"Mr. Tiga is a great warrior. His light is warm and powerful, and that's his strength." Kaul turned to look at Tiga, who was still standing there like a wooden statue with a blank expression, and sighed.

"But this is also his biggest flaw. He's like a piece of wood that can't speak, and he doesn't know how to reserve his warmth for the most important person. In our area, this condition is called the 'Indiscriminate Charm Dispersion Syndrome,' or colloquially, 'Central Air Conditioner.'"

"Central... air conditioning?" Camilla repeated the word, which was new to her but also incredibly apt.

"That's right. The colder you act with this kind of person, the more they think you're being unreasonable. The more you try to physically confront them and hit them, the more they'll think you're sparring with them. So, to deal with this kind of blockhead, you need to use some... more sophisticated methods."

Kaur began explaining his other skill to everyone, regardless of whether Tiga understood it or not.

As he spoke, he reached into the pocket of his robe with his right hand.

In his pocket was "One Hundred Ways to Win Over Your Male God," a book he had created overnight in a cave, drawing on countless romance novels and psychological cases he had read in his previous life, written in ancient script.

"Tiga, could you help me discuss what I mentioned earlier with Captain Yuzare?" Kaul turned to Tiga with a smile that resembled that of someone who cared for a child who didn't understand emotions, and then, in an extremely familiar manner, gestured for Camilla to proceed.

"Ms. Camilla, if you don't mind, as a new member of the guard unit and a future psychological counselor, I think I can offer you a free emotional consultation. Perhaps... we can go to the garden outside and discuss in depth how to make the wood shine only for you."

Camilla stared at Caul, a hint of suspicion in her mind. Why did he know all this? Could it be a scheme by aliens?

But thinking that it would allow Tiga to focus more on her, she decided to go!

"You'd better not let me find out you're trying to exonerate Tiga, alien." Camilla turned around and walked out of the office first.

The entire office exchanged bewildered glances. Camilla had even contradicted Yuzare on the issue of Tiga, and they didn't want to say anything carelessly.

Moreover, that Kaul seems quite capable; perhaps he can resolve this matter and bring order to the garrison.