This unscientific!

Chapter 46

As a fortune teller, Chen Yuan often encounters many magical situations.

"Master, I tested it on the Internet, and the probability of me marrying into a wealthy family is 90.00%." ​​A certain lady with a good figure but a poor appearance sat on the top chair, with an extremely serious expression, and said to Chen Yuan talking.

Chen Yuan smiled without revealing anything, but complained in his heart what kind of tests these are.Now there are more and more nonsense on the Internet, the key is that there are many nonsensical things, and there are still people who believe them!It is so unscientific that Chen Yuan dare not say that getting a picture of a Buddha statue and saying how long it takes to repost it can make a fortune. In the end, there are still a group of people who have some kind of "maybe it will come true" and "it won't happen if you repost it." So what?" the mood was going crazy.That's okay, it doesn't affect reality.But it's too much to do such an unreliable thing like just typing in a name or something like that in a strange game test and then running to me and saying it.

"Actually, I know that with my conditions, it is not very difficult to marry into a wealthy family. But I am worried that there will be some twists and turns in the middle." The woman continued, "I just met a man who seems to be very interested in me. They gave me a lot of valuable things before and after, such as porcelain from the Song Dynasty and jade from Burma. They are all worth tens of millions. I have seen it, and it says on the base of the porcelain, 'Made in the Xining period of the Northern Song Dynasty' , very valuable."

The corners of Chen Yuan's mouth curled up uncontrollably.Are you kidding, have you ever seen someone who calls himself "Northern Song Dynasty"?Southern and Northern Song Dynasty was a name added later to the early and late Song Dynasty. This woman actually said it in a boastful tone for such an obvious problem, without paying attention to the details.It's amazing that you don't have a brain to this extent.

"Master, what are you laughing at?" The woman looked at Chen Yuan's expression, a little strange.

"Well, I think that person must like you very much, otherwise, he wouldn't have given you such a valuable thing." Chen Yuan replied with a smile.

After hearing this, the woman felt very comfortable. She nodded and continued, "Anyway, the person I met was good at everything, rich, good to me, tall, but... a bit short." She sighed Tone: "To be honest, I'm just a little dissatisfied with this. If I have such good conditions, no matter what, I have to find a tall, rich and handsome man with a higher standard. He just isn't handsome at all."

Chen Yuan silently looked at the woman's face.How narcissistic is this?Obviously this woman's own appearance is not very good, but she can still say this sentence.

Seeing Chen Yuan staring at her face, the woman laughed, "Oh, don't stare at me, I just don't have makeup on. You won't know me after putting on makeup. In fact, if you don't worry about looking at me I wouldn't go without makeup if it would affect the results."

Chen Yuan was silent.He understands what it means before and after makeup is like plastic surgery.So if a woman says that, it's not incomprehensible.Before that, I considered that the makeup technology has reached a terrible level in many cases, so there is a sink counter in the corner of the store. If you want to look at the face, you have to clean up the things on your face.But relatively, for the image of many "beauties", there are also mirrors here for them to redress.

"But if you come out without makeup, aren't you afraid that that person will recognize you?" Chen Yuan finally couldn't help asking the woman.

"Just kidding, if I don't wear makeup, how could he recognize who I am?" The woman's eyes widened and she asked Chen Yuan back.

There is a feeling of being choked.Chen Yuan can imagine how much makeup can change a woman's appearance.

"Anyway, master, I came here today to ask, should I marry him, or should I find someone else who is tall, rich and handsome?" After rambling on for a long time, the woman finally got to the point.

Therefore, this kind of situation where the question actually has little to do with metaphysics is the most difficult situation for Chen Yuan to deal with.And the situation of women is the most troublesome problem for Chen Yuan.

What are you going to say to this man?

Tell her directly that the meanness between her brows is obvious, not to mention marrying into a wealthy family, she is probably destined to be a third child?Even if Chen Yuan likes to tell the truth a lot of the time, whether some words will be caught and embarrassing is always something to consider, right?Or tell her directly that the porcelain from the Xining period of the Northern Song Dynasty was a scam at all?Maybe she would pick up that little handbag and throw it at her face?Face, face, this thing is really hard to say.

Chen Yuan was very helpless.But fortunately, it is not that the predecessors have not faced such a situation, and they already have enough experience in solving this kind of matter.When encountering such a thing, there is no need to use any metaphysical means at all, what is needed is deception!

Simply put, it is to fool the other party with words that are not lies.It will not appear profane by using metaphysical methods for any reason at will, and on the other hand, it can also solve the other party's problems well.

So Chen Yuan put on a very serious expression and stared at the woman's face for a long time, but actually he was thinking about how to organize his words to fool her.

He nodded first, then frowned, and shook his head, making the woman who was waiting for his evaluation feel agitated.When Chen Yuan looked away, she asked repeatedly: "Master, how is it?"

"This..." Chen Yuan put on a very hesitant look, and after a pause for a long time, he looked at the heat and said: "Let's put it this way, I see a look of wealth on your face. It is a sign of becoming rich or marrying into a wealthy family. But if you look closely, you will find that this wealth is very vain and full of color." These statements are purely made up by Chen Yuan.But the woman didn't know, she had heard about the "Looking Qi Technique", and thought that Chen Yuan was using this magical technique.Listening to Chen Yuan's words very nervously.

"I didn't say it, girl," pretending to be an expert, Chen Yuan slipped out a word of girl, but fortunately the other party didn't pay much attention to it, "Cough, I think although your luck may be very good recently, but Things have changed."

"What's going on here?" The woman asked anxiously.

"According to what you said, that man is very affectionate and kind to you, so there is no problem with the marriage itself." Chen Yuan stroked her chin, "I think it might be that the other party's luck has gone wrong." .To put it bluntly, his fortune is not stable. Although it is fine now, but something may happen in the future, and there is no way for you to live well enough. "

"Then, is there any way to resolve it?" Like everyone else, the woman asked the question of resolution immediately after hearing it.Sure enough, I was fooled by charlatans again, and I thought about solving the problem if I didn't understand it, "Should I give money to Guanyin? Or should I buy jade or Buddha statues for transshipment? Or get a statue of the God of Wealth to me?"

This series of words shows that he is proficient in business.Chen Yuan silently felt a lot of pressure.The point is that before he thought that this woman wanted to help solve the man's problem, but the last sentence was to ask the God of Wealth to come to her, which shows that she actually cares about her own fortune, right?

This kind of person, tsk tsk.Chen Yuan felt helpless, but his face darkened.

"Do you think I'm a charlatan and asked you to pay the tribute?"

"The golden body of the God of Wealth actually said 'Nong'? How disrespectful!"

"Avalokitesvara, Buddha, I believe in the Tao!"

"Go back and do good deeds, and you will be rewarded naturally. Please let the next person come in." Chen Yuan stood up while speaking, still with a gloomy face, and stretched out his arms, clearly meaning to see off the guests.

Where did the woman get this kind of anger? Although she felt a little uneasy about Chen Yuan's sudden attack and felt that she had offended him, she still put on a haughty expression, then snorted, and walked out of the screen with her high heels thumping.

And Chen Yuan let go of his angry expression and let out a sigh of relief.It's good to meet anyone else, but it's hard for people to deal with women like this, it's really uncomfortable.

Ordinarily, the next person should come in after the woman goes out.But after waiting for a while, it was Yu Shenliu who came in.

Chen Yuan was puzzled at first, and then suddenly, he raised his eyes to see the time on the wall clock, and it was already noon.

Since Yu Shenliu officially took power, he has become more and more busy, and he rarely has time to come over at noon.But the day before, they made an appointment to have dinner together at noon, and then in the afternoon, Chen Yuanhao helped Yu Shenliu look at the layout of the office-this matter has been talked about since the former mayor was still there, but it never happened. Pass.Chen Yuan also went to the municipal government twice, but each time he did not go to Yu Shenliu's office to help him decorate.

"The woman who went out just now seems very upset?" Yu Shenliu asked Chen Yuan.

In front of those who know the truth, Chen Yuan will always tell the truth.He shook his head, a little helpless: "Actually, that's not the case. A person who wants to climb a high branch meets a liar who pretends to be a high branch. I can't speak directly, so I sent her away."

"Gao Zhi?" Thinking of the woman's face just now and the expression of bewilderment and then some flattery after seeing him, Yu Shenliu couldn't help but want to laugh, "Her?" The character of wanting to climb Gao Zhi can be seen, but that face?

"He has makeup skills." Chen Yuan spread his hands.Put away all the things used today in the cabinet, and then couldn't help laughing, "I tell you, that liar gave her a piece of porcelain with 'Made in Xining, Northern Song Dynasty' printed on the bottom, and she said it to show off Understand."

During the Xining period of the Northern Song Dynasty?Yu Shenliu was stunned for a moment, and then reacted immediately.Does this mean that the Northern Song Dynasty is printed on the base of the porcelain?This is too funny, a blatant fake!I don't know who made the counterfeit, and it's too disrespectful.The point is that some people still use it to give away to fool the other party, and this woman is really fooled.

Yu Shenliu couldn't help laughing, it's hard to tell people nowadays.

Then he asked Chen Yuan: "What do you want for lunch?"

"Anything is fine." There was nothing in particular that Chen Yuan wanted to eat, and Chen Yuan was not picky.And there are still things to do in the afternoon, so it seems unrealistic to have a big meal.

"Then let's go." Since Chen Yuan didn't put forward his own point of view, Yu Shenliu had room to express himself.