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Chapter 17

Bloody disaster?Hearing what Chen Yuan said, Yu Shenliu was not without fear.The repeated incidents before have proved Chen Yuan's tricks, and he is not someone who will deceive people about this kind of thing.However, the contact with Chen Yuan in the past few days has also let Yu Shenliu know that if there is really a big problem, Chen Yuan will never hide it, and will say what needs to be said.But when he talked about the disaster of blood and light, his tone was too relaxed, and it didn't seem to be very serious?

There is a feeling of worrying about gains and losses.Thinking about it, Yu Shenliu felt that it would be ridiculous if he was worried about gains and losses, and it would be wrong not to take it seriously, and finally decided to pay attention to it recently.

It was late, and Huo Shu didn't go back, so she stayed at Yu Shenliu's side.After everyone washes up, go to bed early.

While lying on the bed, Yu Shenliu closed his eyes, but couldn't help but think about what happened before.

Why did he feel that way when he saw Chen Yuan's smile?He's not an ignorant teenager, it would be ridiculous to say it was love at first sight, they've only known each other for four days.Even I only know that Chen Yuan is very capable and that he can be trusted, but I don't know his origin or past.

Thinking about it left and right, I just feel confused, put it aside, and don't care about it for the time being.

Chen Yuan didn't understand Yu Shenliu's thoughts, so he lay down as usual, thinking that he bought necessary things like clothes the day before yesterday, got his ID card today, and should buy a mobile phone tomorrow to facilitate contact, etc. up.Moreover, although as a fortune teller, it is necessary to set up a stall in the early stage, but after gradually gaining fame, it is not an option to set up a stall outside all the time. Those who say that they know their means take the initiative to invite themselves to go.Just like Taoist priests, wandering Taoist priests never feel at ease living in Taoist temples.

Thinking of what to do tomorrow, Chen Yuan changed his mind and thought of Yu Shenliu again.

Looking at it like that, tomorrow Yu Shenliu will understand what his "bloody disaster" is.But from Chen Yuan's point of view, that "bloody disaster" was nothing more than a small wound that could be healed with a Band-Aid, and it would be fine in a few days.Saying it was just a joke about Yu Shenliu.

Many people think that a "superior person" like Chen Yuan should be glamorous and noble, looking down on all living beings and all things. However, they forget that no matter how many mysterious things Chen Yuan knows, he is not a cultivator after all, he is just a An ordinary practitioner, although his state of mind is better than ordinary people, but he is still a young man in essence, and he still has a youthful heart.This kind of innocuous teasing is what Chen Yuan would do when his temper turned up.

Thinking about how Yu Shenliu would react tomorrow when he knew what the so-called bloodbath was, Chen Yuan snickered for a while, then slowly fell asleep.

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Get up early in the morning and wash up separately.

As the only woman, Huo Shu got up earlier than everyone else to prepare breakfast.Then Chen Yuan and Yu Shenliu got up, and Huo Jian was left alone, lying dead on the bed.

The three present knew that this guy was lying in bed without even thinking about it.It's not easy to have a holiday, it's strange that Huo Jian sleeps soundly in the dark.Knowing that he had his own measure, none of these three people planned to wake him up.

Huo Shu was having breakfast at the table, Chen Yuan was slowly brushing his teeth, and Yu Shenliu was shaving.

Swallowing the last sip of milk, Huo Shu wiped her mouth with a tissue, then stood up, "I'm going to inspect the district today, I'm leaving first!" After explaining this, she picked up the car keys and was ready to go out.

Hearing Huo Shu's voice, Yu Shen replied without raising his head: "Understood!" As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the sound of the door being closed.

"Hiss!" At the same time, Yu Shenliu gasped.

What's wrong?Just about to vomit with a mouthful of water in his mouth, Chen Yuan turned to look at Yu Shenliu, but saw a bloody mouth on the side of Yu Shenliu's face, which was light and bloody.

After spitting out the water in his mouth, Chen Yuan turned his back to Yu Shenliu, and said four teasing words: "Bloodlight disaster."

He was still a little annoyed at first, but when he heard Chen Yuan's voice suddenly, Yu Shenliu was stunned.

Bloody disaster?This is the disaster of blood and light?Yu Shenliu looked at himself in the mirror, and couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, right?He couldn't help but said, "What if I'm not used to using this kind of razor?" The blade razor in Yang Yang's hand, many people don't use this kind of old-fashioned razor now, but Yu Shenliu always feels The coldness of this kind of blade is good for him to wake up in the morning, so he has been using it all the time. If he didn't use this kind of razor today, wouldn't the blade still scratch the side of his face?

"It's not this one, there are others." Chen Yuan soaked the toothbrush in water, rinsed it, poured out the water, took a little more and cleaned it again, then put the toothbrush into the cup and set it aside.

"This level of bloody disaster may be caused by a fall or a cut finger. Can you avoid this time and what will happen later?" Take off the towel, put it in hot water, rub it a few times, and put it in the air. Chen Yuan continued, "Or do you want this kind of little misfortune to gather together and finally lie on the hospital bed?"

At this time, Yu Shenliu had already wiped off the light blood stains on the wound with his own towel, hung up the remaining bit of stubble, cleaned the razor, and then put away the blade.

Hearing Chen Yuan's words, he sighed, "Okay. So this is the so-called 'too full to lose'?"

After wringing out the towel, Chen Yuan answered him before covering his face with the towel: "Yes, your fate can be said to be at its peak, a little unlucky is not a bad thing."

The beard has been shaved, which means that he has finished washing. Yu Shenliu turned around and watched Chen Yuan wipe his face carefully and dry the towel before saying, "Okay? Let's go."

Waiting to walk together from the bathroom to the restaurant?In fact, at this moment, Yu Shenliu despised himself in his heart.This kind of behavior is like a little girl and a little boy who have a total of 500 meters away from school but insist on walking home together.However, he wanted to do this, he just followed his own ideas.

The two walked to the dining table together, opened the chairs and began to eat breakfast.

Huo Shu's breakfast is a combination of Chinese and Western, milk and bread, with preserved egg and lean meat porridge.Yu Shenliu took a bite of the toast first, and chewed slowly.Yesterday, Chen Yuan only took one look at himself, and he knew that today he would encounter a face-scratching incident, and he really felt that Chen Yuan was simply unbelievable.However, on the other hand, Yu Shenliu also had a lot of doubts about this, "I used to think that fortune tellers should be blind or old men."

"In a few decades, I'll be an old man too." Telling a cold joke, Chen Yuan blew on the porridge in the bowl, he is used to eating colder things, "As for the blind man, it's actually a misunderstanding."

"Many famous fortune tellers have physical defects. According to the general saying, they are punished by heaven because they leaked the secrets of heaven. But the truth is not that simple. Many real fortune tellers have more or less flaws in their fortunes. .Maybe the kinship is weak and parents are lost; maybe born with bitterness and incomplete body; If he has enough blessings, even if he becomes a fortune teller, the situation will not be too bad. There are also people who have embarked on this path because of too many twists and turns in their lives. "

Chen Yuan spoke in a flat tone, but Yu Shenliu couldn't help frowning.Looking at Chen Yuan's appearance, he didn't feel that there was anything wrong with Chen Yuan, and he thought that this statement was nonsense, but after hearing what Chen Yuan said, could it be that Chen Yuan also had these shortcomings?Looking at Chen Yuan, he couldn't ask this question.That's right, Chen Yuan only mentioned Master before, so what about his parents?And why is he a black household, alone in Jincheng City?

Suddenly, there is a sense of compassion.It's not about the weak, it's just to judge others by oneself and empathize with others.

So he changed the subject and asked Chen Yuan: "Should I take you to the park today?" Unless Huo Jian followed Chen Yuan occasionally, he would die at home every day.Normally, when Yu Shenliu was out of the house, he would drive and take Chen Yuan to the park by the way.

"Well, you don't need to pick me up at noon, I'm going to buy a mobile phone." Chen Yuan replied.In fact, Yu Shenliu didn't know that a fortune teller was pretty good. In terms of metaphysics, if he took a slightly evil path, it was inevitable that he would die sooner or later.If it is a job that loses money and moves people's ancestral graves, the master usually tricks the apprentice into this line of work. When the apprentice doesn't understand anything, he tricks the apprentice to follow him to the graveyard, asks if there is anyone behind him, and replies "There is no one behind." ", that is, the apprentice himself chose to be the last one, never to leave this path again.

"Mobile phone? Let me go with you." Worried that Chen Yuan would not understand how to do it, Yu Shenliu suggested this.It's just that I feel awkward in my heart, the words that come out of my mouth can best show a person's thoughts, what about Chen Yuan?

Chen Yuan nodded, "Yes."

The author has something to say:

Now that someone is talking about spirituality, let me talk a little bit about it (be careful not to say that word directly, please use spirituality instead) Uh, spirituality is more mysterious than the Feng Shui horoscopes that Shier said, so express it first as usual Believe it or not, it's up to you, sometimes Ci'er himself is dubious.We don't tell stories, we start directly with the technique.What kind of talismans and relics, etc., most people don’t have them, so we don’t talk about them. Let’s first list the means to ward off evil spirits: roosters (preferably those with obvious combs and black and bright tail feathers, you can raise them or use blood), black dogs ( Nourishment or blood), menstrual blood (filth, even righteous gods must avoid), salt/cinnabar/rice (can be used as a necklace in a small bottle, convenient), silver jewelry (I have a silver bracelet for each hand, occasionally Wear silver necklaces), jade ornaments (you should use the ones that are destined for you, and you can’t just wear them casually).Then, for accessories, amulets, transshipment and other things, remind everyone that everyone’s fortune is limited, and these things that can be worn are also limited. Don’t treat this kind of ordinary jewelry every day. It’s too detrimental to yourself. up.This type of thing should be worn for a long time, and it’s okay to take less, just one or two pieces, too much is not enough.

If you really encounter any problems, in addition to the above mentioned, chanting scriptures is also an effective method.Be careful, do not recite the Buddhist scriptures about compassion and salvation, otherwise the problem will be more troublesome, and everyone is not a high-ranking monk who really knows how to deliver. "Diamond Sutra" can.The Taoist scriptures are suitable for meditation when practicing, but the strength in this aspect is not that special.Strongly recommend "Song of Righteous Qi".In fact, the righteous poems and essays of similar ancient scholars are very effective.Uh, the principle is said to be that from the beginning of "no words, strange powers and gods", it has established the capital for scholars to be able to stay away from evil, have a righteous mind and not be afraid of everything, and then a few people have carried it forward.I don't know if this is the case, but Zhengqi songs are definitely effective.Generally speaking, when Ci'er ran to read supernatural posts and felt cold and his overall aura weakened, he would concentrate on reciting the first few sentences aloud. This is easier to remember than Buddhist scriptures, and his body will warm up after a few sentences.