Chapter 185 The Most Impossible
Chapter 185 The Most Impossible
Zhuang Sheng stared down at the preserved egg porridge in his bowl for a while. The minced meat was chopped into the white porridge, and a layer of green onion was sprinkled on it. It sold better than the ones in the store outside.
Lou Ningzhi: "Huh?" She asked Zhuang Sheng's opinion again.
Zhuang Sheng suddenly noticed, and asked, "Did you talk to me just now?"
Lou Ningzhi: "Or is it a ghost talking to you?"
"..." The tone of this speech was like Lou Ningzhi's style. Zhuang Sheng was stunned for a moment, and then confirmed, "You just said that you want to be my assistant to run with me to make an announcement?"
"That's right." Lou Ningzhi said naturally.Otherwise, wouldn't the two of them separate again?This is already the best way Lou Ningzhi can think of.It's not just now, but it's been brewing for a long time, and it's just said today.
"I still can't..." Before Lou Ningzhi was about to explode, Zhuang Sheng clarified, "It's not that I don't want you to follow me. Being my assistant is very hard. If you don't believe me, you can ask Xiao Gao."
"Isn't it just to help you get things? Then write down the itinerary? Remind you when to do what in advance? And do some errands?"
Zhuang Sheng: "..."
The things are these things, but Lou Ningzhi said it simply, but it was quite trivial to do. She was so busy that Xiao Gao was also in the dark every day. When she heard that she could finally have a three-day vacation, she jumped three feet high for joy.
"I just don't want you to suffer." Zhuang Sheng sighed.
"I didn't intend to go through hardships either. You're a starlet after all. Is it too much to have two assistants? Xiao Gao is busy with other things for you, and I'm in charge of carrying the bag, the lightest one," Lou Ningzhi rolled his eyes and said, "You I also know that I am not the kind of person who asks for trouble.”
"I get up very early every day, and then I often have to catch a plane."
"I slept on the plane."
Zhuang Sheng listed all the disadvantages for her, Lou Ning first refuted her, and then threw his chopsticks angrily: "Do you have other dogs outside, so you don't want me to follow?!"
Zhuang Sheng was wronged: "I feel bad... Forget it, just follow."
What she had to admit was that when Lou Ningzhi first made that proposal, her heart blossomed in an instant, and her subsequent words were all suppressed by reason, causing turmoil in her heart.
"Whatever?" Lou Ningzhi's usual criticism came again.
Zhuang Sheng said: "Forget it, I really want you to follow me, just now I was disliking integrity, you know."
"What do I know? I don't know anything." Lou Ningzhi looked at her with nostrils and said with a snort, "You change every day."
"Change from day to day, let's change from day to day, I like the one from night to day. It's amazing, now I can use it from day to day. I just thought about what this word means."
"Is there no culture?"
Zhuang Sheng smiled and cupped his hands: "I have no education."
Lou Ningzhi crawled along the pole, looked at her bowl with chopsticks, and said, "That's why you have to bring an educated me to follow, you know? Celebrities are easy to be ridiculed because of their low education."
Zhuang Sheng said: "I have plans to go to your school to study. Isn't it a rush to put ducks on the shelves now?" When it comes, no one will refuse, ready or not, because the opportunity will never come again.If you usher in an opportunity when you are not ready, you can only grow at a rate twice that of others.
Fortunately, Zhuang Sheng signed Lou Wanzhi's company, otherwise there would be no big company behind her. With her background, unless she desperately fights, it will be difficult to gain a firm foothold in the entertainment industry. Now it is impossible to have even a day Time spent talking and laughing with Lou Ningzhi at home.
Lou Ningzhi stirred the porridge in the bowl, scooped up a spoon and blew it, and said, "I didn't mean to say that you are not educated, I just..."
"I know." Zhuang Sheng answered quickly.
"You already know what? I haven't finished yet." Lou Ningzhi said.
"You care about me, you want me to be better, you are the one who can make me better."
Lou Ningzhi's original thought was all stuck, she raised her hand, touched the back of her neck uncomfortably, coughed, lowered her head and said, "Drink the porridge, the cakes are cold, and bananas are quite expensive."
It's true what to say about love.
A morning that Zhuang Sheng thought would cause an uproar passed peacefully and sweetly as the two occasionally looked at each other.
"I'm going to school." Lou Ningzhi got off Zhuang Sheng's lap, picked up the mobile phone on the coffee table, and Zhuang Sheng took one of the bags on her back, "Be careful, come back for lunch?"
"Go back." Zhuang Sheng came back with great difficulty, and she had to run back to see her when she only had a half-hour break, let alone a two-hour lunch break.
"Then I cook?"
"Otherwise wait until I come back to do it?"
Lou Ningzhi wrinkled his nose and smiled, which was an ugly expression, but Zhuang Sheng evened out a hint of threat from his ugliness: Can you try again?
"Your servant knows, I will prepare lunch and wait for His Majesty to come down." Zhuang Sheng greeted her out respectfully.
After Lou Ningzhi walked to the elevator, she raised her voice to remind: "Walk to see the road when you walk, remember to look at the traffic lights when crossing the road, don't leave even if others leave, only go when it is green."
"Love is a green light, so beautiful~" Lou Ningzhi laughed and sent her a song before entering the elevator, and even made a heart on his head.
Zhuang Sheng almost rushed out with his slippers on.
Lou Ningzhi was very happy after the skin was finished: "I'm going to school."
Zhuang Sheng closed the door, picked up the mobile phone that had been placed on the coffee table with Lou Ningyi, set the alarm clock for 11:[-] noon, and went back to the bedroom to sleep.
Her place is quiet, but Lou Ningzhi's place is very lively. She arrived a little bit, but class has not started yet. The class committee informed the teacher that there was a traffic jam on the road and asked them to study by themselves first.
The sunlight outside the window shines into the floor tiles through the gaps, and the class is full of youthful campus atmosphere.Lou Ningzhi walked to the fixed first row, "Give me a hand."
Fang Xiaoyu took her from her hand and hung her on her fingers, but the handle of the plastic bag was rolled up several times in an unresolved ball and untied. She looked at the label on the milk tea cup and smiled happily: "Chocolate Wei'er, this is mine, thanks for your hard work, boss."
Fu Jia picked out a glass of the original flavor, and the third glass went to Tan Jiayu.
Lou Ningzhi brings milk tea to her roommates in the dormitory from time to time, and changes from hot to normal temperature according to the seasons, and now to ice, she also has a cup of original flavor in her mouth, and pokes Tan Jia who is playing with her mobile phone with her finger fish shoulder.
"Student Yuyu."
Tan Jiayu: "Huh?" Looking over, her eyes were a little cute.
Lou Ningzhi pushed the milk tea in front of her, pointed at her, and Tan Jiayu said, "Thank you." His eyes froze on her face for a moment, as if there were flowers on her face.
The four of them usually sit with Fang Xiaoyu and Fu Jia, Lou Ningzhi and Tan Jiayu sit together, Lou Ningzhi is used to sitting on the left, Fang Fu is on her left, and Tan Jiayu is on the right.
Lou Ningzhi looked at Fang Fu for a moment, resting his chin on his hand, looking thoughtful.
Those two people were numb from her gaze, and they all started to think about themselves. They are straight and have no idea of forming a CP.Fang Xiaoyu felt that her eyes were flabbergasted, and couldn't help asking, "What are you doing?"
"Don't you find it strange?"
"What's strange?"
Lou Ningzhi hissed and said, "Listen."
Fang Xiaoyu and Fu Jia pricked up their ears to listen.
Lou Ningzhi lowered his voice and said, "Did you two hear anything?"
Fang Xiaoyu and Fu Jia listened again and shook their heads.
Lou Ningzhi stood up and said, "You two can hear me when you come to my position."
Lou Ningzhi got out of the way, and both of them lay down on Lou Ningzhi's stool, their ears turned into antennas, and after a while, they both looked at Zhuang Sheng with shocked expressions...
Fu Jia: "!!!"
Fang Xiaoyu: "!!!"
Lou Ning stared at the two of them with confidence in his chest: "Did you hear that?"
"I heard it." Fu Jia whispered, looking at Fang Xiaoyu, Fang Xiaoyu nodded, "Jiayu is smiling, the kind of goofy, kind of permeable smile."
Lou Ningzhi sat back in his seat, and Fang Fu and the two returned to their original seats.
Three heads come together.
"Why is she smiling so weirdly?"
"It's like a ghost asking for his life."
"Have you watched too many ghost movies? It's just the kind of low-pitched laughter that you don't want people to hear."
"But she didn't hear us so close. Is there something wrong with her ears? Are there earplugs?"
"The two of you don't understand?" Lou Ningyi waved his finger like someone who came here, "It's not that her ears are blocked, but her heart is so full that she can't hear anything."
"what?"
"I'm in love, don't you understand?"
Fu Jia said: "I also have a boyfriend, why didn't I see it."
Lou Ningzhi snorted and said, "You're stupid."
It's strange, the third child who is recognized as the most careless and "stupid" in the whole dormitory has learned to be sarcastic today.
Fu Jia said, "I'll pay someone to advise you to be careful in your words and deeds."
"Be careful, be careful." Lou Ningzhi spent this period of time empty and fulfilling, but he didn't have much free time, "How long has she been like this?"
"what do you mean?"
"Smiling at the phone."
"I don't know," Fu Jia said, "If you didn't let us listen today, we haven't heard of it."
"Oh oh, that's not right, I go to class with her every day, and I've never heard her smile like this before." Lou Ningzhi said.Did you just start falling in love today?
As the head of the dormitory, Fang Xiaoyu usually cares about the physical and mental health of her roommates. At this time, her role is revealed: "I know why she started chatting frequently, and she often can't hear."
"When?"
"A month ago."
The three women gossiped like crazy. After digging through the clues of the past month, they were basically sure that she was in a relationship.Fang Xiaoyu was amazed: "What kind of boy do you think can fall into Sister Jiayu's eyes? All the famous girls in our school, except for those who have a partner, and a gay, have all pursued her. The senior of the Film and Television Academy next door, So handsome, she was stunned that she didn't know him again and again."
"Did you forget that she is face-blind?" Fu Jia glanced at her and said.
"Isn't face blindness aimed at ordinary people? Handsome guys can be blind too." Fang Xiaoyu said, "If it were me, I would change a handsome guy in three days, and I would change a handsome guy in three days, so it would always be fresh. Jia Yu Sister, maybe I haven’t remembered what a person looks like in three days, hahaha.”
Fu Jia said: "That can't be helped, she has a willful face, and even if she doesn't remember, boys come to meet her every day. Hey, do you still remember..."
The three of them recalled all the straight men who had encountered countless obstacles in Tan Jiayu's face blindness, and they were overjoyed.Fang Xiaoyu dragged the two of them to sit aside for a while, lest Tan Jiayu suddenly overheard and interrupted their source of joy in gossip.
"No, I'm really curious. I want to see that man's picture." Fang Xiaoyu scratched his head.
"I want to see it too." Lou Ningzhi added in his heart, the picture of that girl.Tan Jiayu was really uninteresting. Lou Ningzhi blew himself up within a few days of their acquaintance, and even showed her Zhuang Sheng's photo—although it was detected by probing.
"Who's going to ask?" The three looked at each other, confirming the candidate through eye contact.
Fang Xiaoyu's face fell down: "It's me again?"
Fu Jia & Lou Ningzhi waved the non-existent flag for her and shouted: "The head of the dormitory is great! The head of the dormitory is great!"
Fang Xiaoyu said: "I haven't seen you leave me an extra bite, and I'm the first to think of this kind of thing."
This is nothing trivial, not worth mentioning, Lou Ningzhi waved his hand and said: "Tonight... not tonight, I will treat you to Michelin in a few nights, especially the dormitory chief Fang, you can order whatever you want Until you can't move."
"I want the most expensive one."
"If I can swipe off the change in my card, I will lose."
Fang Xiaoyu & Fu Jia said in unison: "Father!"
Lou Ningzhi shyly said, "I'm younger than you two, don't call me that."
The two rebellious girls pinched her father's face, and Fang Xiaoyu, with a heavy trust in her, gradually approached Tan Jiayu, pressed her ear, and softly called out, "Sister Jiayu."
Tan Jiayu took off the phone screen.
"Father" Lou Ningzhi and another "daughter" Fu Jia followed suit.
With a strong backing behind Fang Xiaoyu, with a sly smile on her lips, she approached her and said, "Hand it over."
"Hand over what?"
"Boyfriend photo."
Tan Jiayu: "I don't have a boyfriend."
Lou Ningzhi coughed and mouthed "girlfriend".
Tan Jiayu: "..."
If this was in front of others, Lou Ningzhi might have to help her conceal her sexual orientation, let alone gossip about her love life.But the atmosphere in their dormitory is completely indistinguishable from heterosexuality, and their mouths are also very tight, so naturally they have to inquire like ordinary roommates.
Fu Jia seemed to discover a new world: "Look, her ears are red."
The three of them worked harder, Tan Jiayu's ears were not only red, but his face was also red.
"Hello, classmates." The sudden middle-aged man's voice made the classroom instantly quiet, and naturally calmed down the three who were about to push Tan Jiayu into the chair.
girl.
"What are you guys doing?" The teacher called Lou Ningzhi's name, "Student Xiaolou?"
Lou Ningzhi: "..."
The four belong to each other.
Fang Xiaoyu and Fu Jia were snickering on the sidelines, and Fang Xiaoyu gave her a mouth shape: pretty, willful.
Because Lou Ningzhi is so outstanding, the teachers of every subject remembered her name, which left a deep impression on her.She is also lively, and the teacher always calls her name when playing with her classmates. Although everyone likes her, which student would like to be called by the teacher from time to time.
Taking advantage of the teacher turning his back, Lou Ningzhi lightly slapped Fang Xiaoyu's arm with the rolled book in his hand.
Tan Jiayu, who was rescued by the teacher, sat upright, deaf to what was going on outside the window, and only read sage books.It's just that only she knows whether her heart is in the sage book.
Lou Ningzhi sat next to her, poked her waist under the table, and whispered, "Look at your phone."
Tan Jiayu didn't look at it, she was still chatting with Ms. Qiu on the screen.
Lou Ningzhi said: "I sent you a message, please take a look."
Tan Jiayu picked up the phone, made a [-]-degree right angle to Baomian, returned the chat interface, clicked into Lou Ningzhi's message, and straightened it out to see: [Where are we going with her hehehe [Evil. jpg]]
Tan Jiayu read that line of writing for a long time, and her mood was not very calm. She looked up at the blackboard, and copied a few neat lines of notes in the notebook with her right hand. Fang lowered her head and typed with her left hand: [No step has been reached]
【Then you hey hey】
Tan Jiayu just finished reading this article, and then another article popped up: [Which one of us is with whom? I even know your sexual orientation, and you even know my offense. If you want to keep it a secret, I promise not to tell others. 】
【I'm not telling you】
【what is that? 】
[Yes...] Tan Jiayu's fingers stopped there.
She thought: Why do you always force me, I finally got rid of your shadow.
【What? 】Lou Ningzhi perseveres.
Tan Jiayu deleted the entered words back, quickly typed in four words, and sent them out before he hesitated: [It's a girlfriend]
[I knew hahahaha, do you have a photo? 】
【Yes, I'll find it for you】
Lou Ningzhi waited until Tan Jiayu sent her a photo.
The person in the photo is about 24 or [-] years old, carrying a hiking bag, wearing a jacket, and holding a cane in his hand, walking on a large bare rock. There are many such stones beside them, and a clear stream flows between the rocks.The woman smiled at the camera and said "yeah". Her skin was quite fair, similar to Tan Jiayu's, but her facial features were not as good, but she was still pretty.
【Not bad】
Lou Ningzhi couldn't help but pat Tan Jiayu on the shoulder.
Tan Jiayu smiled.
"Do you need me to keep a secret for you?" Lou Ningzhi asked her in a low voice.
"Take it easy for now."
Lou Ning made an "ok" gesture politely.
……
"BIG NEWS BIG NEWS!!!"
Zhuang Sheng opened the kitchen door and asked Lou Ningzhi who was excitedly shouting as soon as he entered the door: "What's wrong? What's the big news?"
"A gossip, a shocking gossip." The God of Lou Ning said mysteriously, "It's related to my roommate, guess it."
While looking at the fire on the kitchen stove, Zhuang Sheng turned his head and cooperated with her and asked, "Which aspect?"
"Emotionally."
"Good thing or bad thing?"
"I can't tell you this. If I say this, won't it be exposed?"
Zhuang Sheng thought about it, but still didn't tell her that you were so excited to go home, how could it be a bad thing, she was the first to guess: "Fang Xiaoyu is out of the order? Finally able to deal with her mother?"
"No."
"Fu Jia's boyfriend came to school?"
"No—it's—" Lou Ningzhi reminded her, "You have a bigger brain and think about things that are impossible to develop."
"Fu Jia and Fang Xiaoyu are together." Zhuang Sheng fully demonstrated his unrestrained imagination.
Lou Ningzhi was silent for one, two, three seconds, and burst out laughing.
Zhuang Sheng: "..." Didn't she let herself guess, this might be the most impossible thing she could think of.
Lou Ning was so happy that he couldn't even bend over: "My mother, can you be more cute?"
Zhuang Sheng pouted.
Lou Ningzhi: "That's right, that's right."
Zhuang Sheng turned back and went into the kitchen.
Lou Ningzhi followed, hugged her waist freely, and said nonsense, "I feel like I've grown taller again."
Zhuang Sheng: "Oh."
Lou Ningzhi kissed her and chirped, "Are you angry?"
"No," Zhuang Sheng said, "I'm cute." Zhuang Sheng pouted his lips again as he spoke.
Lou Ningzhi was so cute that she spit milk: "I warn you, no mental biochemical attacks are allowed."
Zhuang Sheng pouted, and made a nasal sound coquettishly: "Huh." If Lou Ningzhi had looked in the mirror before when she lost her temper, she would have found that Zhuang Sheng had completely imitated her, almost the same mold. engraved.
With a crash--
Zhuang Sheng was pulled by Lou Ningzhi to hug her back forcibly with one hand, and quickly reached out with the other hand to retrieve the eggbeater and bowls that were almost overturned on the counter, turned around temporarily, and finally Didn't let his back hit the pot behind him.There's nothing wrong with Lou Ningzhi being coquettish and throwing a temper tantrum. The kitchen could be set ablaze if she acted like a coquettish, and she would even die if she made a fuss.
Lou Ningzhi stood obediently by the side and listened to the gentle reprimand.
"The next time you rush over, check to see if there is anything on the left and right behind me. If there is a knife behind me now, it will kill me now, you know?"
"I won't." Lou Ningzhi lowered his eyebrows.
"You can't see the pot, but you can see the knife?"
"I was wrong."
"What's wrong?"
Lou Ning learned his tongue and didn't even change the order: "I didn't see if there is anything on the left and right behind you. If there is a knife behind you now, it will stab you to death now, I know."
Zhuang Sheng raised his hand, and rubbed heavily on the top of her hair: "...the skin will not kill you."
Lou Ningzhi shook his shoulders and smiled, but she listened to the words and was afraid. After Zhuang Sheng put the dishes on the plate, he acted energetically as the serving girl and invited the dishes to the dinner table.
When Zhuang Sheng stretched his chopsticks into the vegetable dish for the third time, Lou Ningzhi stared back with fierce eyes, "Eat meat, eat, can you gain weight by eating only vegetables?"
Zhuang Sheng had no choice but to turn his chopsticks, remembering the answer to the question that Lou Ningzhi hadn't revealed since he entered the door: "You just said that there is a big news about a roommate, what is it? I can't guess."
Lou Ningzhi said "Well", "Just talk about Jiayu getting out of the order."
Zhuang Sheng snorted: "You might as well say that Fang Xiaoyu and Fu Jia are together, it's more believable."
Lou Ningzhi said: "It's true, why should I lie to you?"
Zhuang Sheng said: "Did she like men? She was originally a double?"
Lou Ningzhi was about to die of laughter from her: "I'm not lying to you, and I'm not a man, but a girlfriend. Let me tell you that I don't believe it today. I asked her. I still have photos here. Let me show you. "
Zhuang Sheng felt the same as Lou Ningzhi after seeing the photos: "It looks pretty good."
Lou Ningzhi stared at the photo for a while, then suddenly hissed, "This..."
Zhuang Sheng: "Huh?"
Lou Ningzhi's expression was subtle: "Do you think her girlfriend is a big guy in women's clothing?"
The author has something to say: Tan Jiayu:? ? ? ? ? ?
Is it that weird that I'm single? ? ? ? ?
Do straight men have no human rights? ? ? ? ? ?ah? ? ? ? ? ?
Today is also a day to cry for the soft-shelled turtle
When a fish cries, water knows, but when a turtle cries, who knows tut
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