The beast boy and the cute mermaid

Chapter 35 The Little Mermaid in Women's Dress [2 in 1]...

Yu Xiaoxiao was furious.

Mad!

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Yu Lang actually met that girl, they were having an affair!Their old love rekindled! (?) They have dark secrets!

They green me!

Yu Lang is a scumbag, he wants to kill the scumbag, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

It's strange, Yu Xiaoxiao didn't have such a big reaction when she met a girl before, even if it was the first meeting, there was a misunderstanding in the hospital, that is, she secretly went to eat and cry alone, and never had anything to worry about. The thought of killing Yu Lang...

Later, the misunderstanding was resolved, and I was even more calm.

As a result, all of a sudden, he became so angry that he smashed the pillow, slammed the door, and wanted to beat Yu Lang to death?

Yu Xiaoxiao groaned, couldn't control her emotions very well, her stomach was physically uncomfortable, she hugged her stomach on the bed with a white face.

The boy suddenly appeared at the window.

I was terrified to death seeing this scene, and thought the little guy was so angry.

"Little!" With a loud cry, he broke open the window and turned in from the window—it was the scene of an agent.

Yu Lang couldn't walk through the main entrance, so he had to use his tail as a flying claw, grab the side window, and then fly up. Even if it hurts, he can bear it, as long as no passer-by notices him.

The boy's original intention was to enter the room to explain to the little guy at the first time, but he saw the picture of the little guy lying on the bed with a white face and his stomach in his arms.

It was indeed a bit of a stomachache, but [-]% of it was because I was so angry with myself, and the anger couldn't go away for a while, Yu Xiaoxiao turned a blind eye to the young man who flew over, got into the quilt with a stinky face, and pointed his butt at the boy. juvenile.

"I'm fine, don't worry about it, you love me, I hate you!"

Yu Lang quickly explained, "It's not what you think, you misunderstood, Xia Xue is going to transfer schools, and came here specially to express my apology for what happened before."

"...I just found an excuse to see you, and you still met." Yu Xiaoxiao shut himself up in the quilt.

Yu Lang wished he could open his mouth twice, "It's really not for meeting me. She doesn't like me, and I don't like her. Is it necessary for the two of us to have a special meeting?"

Yu Xiaoxiao: "Then what is she doing here today?"

Yu Lang: "Apology + compensation, she gave me a bank card."

Yu Xiaoxiao was startled, and got out of the quilt, her small eyes doubled in size, "What, she actually gave you a bank card? Is that what Mr. Chu meant for Yangling's bank card? She wants to keep you?? "

Yu Lang was overwhelmed by the brain circuit of the little mermaid, "?? No, of course it's not a nurturing. The 10 yuan she gave me is..."

"10 yuan—!" There was a roar.

That woman actually has so many, I lost—!

Yu Xiaoxiao wailed and kicked Yu Lang's face, "Scumbag, go away, go away, go away—"

The "scumbag" was covered in hair, and what he said was not heard at all, so he had to retreat temporarily, "Okay, okay, I'll go away, I'll go away, don't get excited, don't worry about getting angry."

The boy got out, not forgetting to leave the afternoon tea in the room, and reminded weakly outside the door: "Xiao Xiao, if you are hungry, remember to eat the tea..."

boom--

Another pillow hit the door, and the boy fell silent.

Yu Xiaoxiao looked at the refreshments in the room, regretted driving the boy out, twisted on the bed, closed her eyes and fell asleep forcibly.

This time I slept headstrong, didn't eat afternoon tea, didn't eat dinner, until the sound of customers throwing plates and scolding came from outside the window, Yu Xiaoxiao finally got up from the bed, lay down on the window to have a look... It turned out to be The boy was absent-minded and did something wrong, which offended the guest. The guest threw the dish on Yu Lang's body. Yang Ling was frightened to death and hid far away, hugging his head, while the boy listened to the insult from the guest with his head down.

The dish that was smashed was fish fillets in sour soup. It was just out of the pot, and it was so hot that it was steaming white when it splashed on the boy!

Yu Xiaoxiao exclaimed,

The guest left after venting his anger, and the bill was not yet settled, and the boy even went to deliver it himself.

When he came back, Yu Lang raised his head and glanced at the window, just in time to meet the little guy's gaze.

Yu Xiaoxin jumped in the head, immediately closed the curtains, and rolled back into the quilt.

My mind was so messed up that I couldn't sleep anymore.

When Yu Lang returned to his room again, it was 09:30 after the restaurant closed.Usually at this point he would clean the dining room and tidy up the kitchen, but this time he left the mess alone and fried a bowl of golden egg fried rice with even grains, rolled peas, carrots, and ham. Send the little guy over.

The boy entered the door this time, but he was not chased away again. Yu Xiaoxiao ran over immediately, touched his stomach, touched his hand, "That irritable guest at night! He didn't burn you, did he?"

It’s impossible not to be too hot. The sour soup was directly splashed on the body. There were red marks on the stomach, arms, and hands. Also applied medicine, the problem is not big, just a little pain.

Yu Xiaoxiao soon discovered these scald marks, and cried with a pursed mouth.

Seeing him like this, he knew that he had calmed down, so Yu Lang heaved a sigh of relief, and said softly: "Okay, it's nothing serious, I often get scalded when cooking, and I dealt with it promptly, and I took medicine, so it's not so serious .”

Yu Xiaoxiao burst into tears, "It will leave a scar!"

The boy laughed out loud, "It's not a girl, what are you afraid of leaving scars?"

After speaking, his voice softened again, and he tightly surrounded the little guy with gentle eyes, wiped away his tears, and asked in a low voice: "Are you not angry with me?"

Yu Xiaoxiao buried her face in Yu Lang's chest and nodded.

Yu Lang laughed, ruarua the hair on the back of the little guy's head, "Don't be angry, then eat your meal. You haven't eaten afternoon tea or dinner, don't think I don't know."

Yu Lang was thinking about these things, so he lost his mind while working and got scolded by customers?

Yu Xiaoxiao nodded again like a child who did something wrong.

Yu Lang took the little guy to the bedside, and fed the fried flower rice to the little guy one bite at a time; the little guy held the boy's hand, and rubbed the scald ointment on the boy over and over again.

The boy explained what happened in the afternoon again.

Yu Xiaoxiao couldn't listen to the exact same explanation before, but now she was crying, the little guy was ashamed to see anyone.

"Am I being unreasonable and grumpy?"

"You should just be in a bad mood."

After feeding the last mouthful of food, Yu Lang took out a piece of paper to wipe the little guy's mouth, then squatted on the edge of the bed, grabbed Yu Xiaoxiao's hands, and asked Yu Xiaoxiao seriously: "Can you tell me, are you because Why are you in a bad mood? I'm bored in the room alone, and I hope I can spend more time with you?"

Yu Xiaoxiao blushed, "Is this reason capricious?"

Yu Lang comforted: "It's nothing. It's normal for pregnant people to be emotionally unstable. Besides, you're really bored staying at home alone. I'll find a way to take you out tomorrow to get some air.

In the future, if there are any problems that I have neglected, I will directly say them like this. We are a family, and there is no problem that cannot be solved. "

Yu Xiaoxiao's eyes turned hot, she rushed over and hugged the boy tightly.

The teenager kissed the little guy's hair, tenderly and affectionately.

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In order to take the little guy out to breathe, Yu Lang went out blushing, and came back even more blushing, with a shopping bag in his hand when he came back.

Yu Xiaoxiao was curious, "What is this?"

I can't wait to grab it and take a look... Oh, it's a little skirt!

Yu Lang's face turned red immediately.

He really wasn't a pervert. He thought for a long time how to safely take the little guy out for a stroll, and finally came to the conclusion that he could only dress up as a girl so that he would run outside with a big belly so that no one would suspect him.

Yu Xiaoxiao has no objection, and even thinks the boy is witty.If he had known that there was a way to dress up as a woman to make him go out to play, maybe the little guy would have done it long ago, but Yuzu never thought of it.

The benefactor still has a way.

"I didn't expect you to be such a benefactor~" Hehehe, Yu Xiaoxiao patted the boy's arm, then took out the little skirt from the shopping bag, stripped naked in front of Yu Lang, and put the little skirt on. on the body.

Yu Lang's nosebleed almost didn't come out.

This little skirt is a white velvet skirt, Korean version, it is just right for a little guy with a big belly, the bottom of the skirt is below the knee, and there is a bow at the neckline. To match this skirt, Yu Lang also bought a pair of round-toed ones Red shoes, and a shoulder-length wig...

After Yu Xiaoxiao changed it face to face, her girly temperament was instantly full. The original cute boy became a cute girl. The transition was very natural, and it didn't violate harmony at all?

Especially the slap-sized little face under the wig, which looks pretty like a doll, and then holding the little skirt around in circles, Yu Lang's face froze, feeling that the straight male power in his body could not be restrained, and he wanted to put the little guy cry, oh damn orz

"... Isn't it good-looking?" Seeing the young man's face, Yu Xiaoxiao was taken aback for a moment, he thought it was pretty good-looking.

"It looks good." An honest man can't tell a lie, even the little monsters suddenly poked their heads to admire the little guy's beauty, Yu Lang clamped his buttocks and surrendered under Yu Xiaoxiao's skirt, covering his face with a pillow.

The one-day date between the boy and the "little girl" officially began.

The first stop of the date was Forest Park. The air here is good and there are few people. In addition, both of them wore masks when they went out, so there was no need to worry about being suspected. The act of supporting the pregnant wife's lower back is very considerate, and the wife is very affectionate holding her husband's arm. At most, she can say with emotion that the young couple is really young.

Who would have thought that the inside of the little skirt was wrapped up with a boy's body?

After walking around in the forest, I sat down on the ground by a lake and ate the dry food and bento I carried with me.

The bento was made by Yu Lang himself when he went out in the morning. In the bento box, there is a box of fragrant white rice, a box of roasted chicken with potatoes, a box of shiitake mushrooms and small rapeseed, a box of cleaned cherry tomatoes, and half a box of rice nestled in the lunch box. A peeled boiled egg, the yolk was yellow and orange, and the little guy swallowed it in one bite.

Yu Lang brought two boxes of bento, and he was afraid that the little guy would not have enough to eat, "Are you hungry? I still have bread and biscuits in my bag, do you want to eat?"

"Mmmmmmmm!" Yu Xiaoxiao nodded while holding the rice spoon with rice wrapped in her mouth.

Yu Lang then took out the bread and fed it to the little guy. The little guy had a mouthful of rice and a mouthful of bread. He was very satisfied and praised the bread for its deliciousness.

This bread was also made by Yu Lang himself. It is a bit like a pineapple bun, but there is soft and sweet butter inside. Once you bite into it, it is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. Yu Lang also gave this bread a lovely name, Little Sweetheart.

This is the latest dessert launched by the restaurant, Yu Xiaoxiao is the first taster.

It was clean, not a single crumb remained.

Yu Lang: "After walking around the park for a long time, are you tired? Sleep on my lap for a while?"

Usually little guys have to take a nap after lunch, but today they didn't. It was rare for Yu Xiaoxiao to come out after his belly got bigger. He was very excited and not tired at all, clamoring to go to the playground in the afternoon.

He has long admired the playground of the human world, and has long wanted to go, but has never had the chance.

Yu Lang took this opportunity to take him there.

The largest playground in the city is also an ocean park, where parents and children come to play, and couples come here for a date, the pirate ship is swinging, the big pendulum is rolling, and the tourists on the jumping machine are screaming, especially lively.

When Yu Xiaoxiao came in, it was like entering the Grand View Garden. I haven’t played this one, I want to try it, I haven’t played that one, and I want to sit around, but unfortunately, I have a big belly, and I can’t play most of the games. In the end, I can only go to the carousel Sitting up, Yu Lang couldn't help saying a dozen words to make him hold the horse's neck firmly.

However, the sense of satisfaction that I regretted missing in the entertainment area, I made a lot of money in the leisure area.

Crane machine, lottery, big wheel of fortune... The leisure area is simply Yu Xiaoxiao's world!

Just one claw machine, the little guy grabbed two baskets by himself, and the lucky turntable won the lottery, because the items here are all coin-operated, so after searching the claw machine and the turntable, the little guy used the lottery again Flipping over, earning two hundred coins for one coin?

Looking at this trend, is it the rhythm to remove the entire leisure area in one fell swoop?

The onlookers kept shouting, and more and more people were shocked by this little pregnant koi wife in a small skirt with a big belly. What kind of luck is this, to be able to entertain in the speculative leisure area that has always been known for its cheating. Can you hit a hundred shots?

Even the regional managers were woken up by the staff in their dream of getting rich, and they rushed from afar with their hands high.

Yu Lang: "..."

Yu Lang put down the two big baskets of dolls, and didn't exchange the two hundred coins. He just took the little guy's favorite life-sized mermaid puppet, and then ran away with the little guy.

The two ran all the way to a corner, and the young man trimmed the little guy's skirt and hairstyle with lingering fear, and then said two words, "...low-key."

Hey, it turns out that being too lucky is also a sin, Yu Xiaoxin thought, then I might have committed a heinous crime, smiled and blinked, hugged the boy's arm and shook it left and right, "Okay, keep a low profile!"

Keeping a low profile and being human again, the two pretended nothing happened and prepared to leave around the corner.

I don't want to, I just turned around and met a strange little dumpling at the corner?

Xiaotuanzi was standing at the corner, looking tall, about five years old, wearing a dirty baggy clothes, wearing a pair of small cloth shoes, like a beggar, but with a pair of black eyes, clear pupils, beautiful facial features, and a little Young master temperament.

Xiaotuanzi was holding a doll in his arms, coincidentally, it was also a mermaid, exactly the same as the mermaid that Yu Xiaoxiao got in the lottery, one small, one big, they were a pair!

But the one in Xiaotuanzi's arms was broken, the fish's tail was cut off, the cotton was bulging out, and the head was still a little crooked, like a rag doll that was discarded or played with.

Xiaotuanzi stared at the big mermaid doll in Yu Lang's arms, without saying a word.

"?" Both Yu Lang and Yu Xiaoxiao were stunned for a while, not knowing what the situation was, Xiaotuanzi blocked their exit.

"Little friend, did you get separated from your family?" Yu Lang asked.

The little group didn't respond.

"You want this big mermaid?" Yu Xiaoxiao pointed to her big mermaid puppet.

This time the little guy reacted a bit, his lacquered eyes fell on Yu Xiaoxiao's face, and he nodded.

Yu Xiaoxiao thought about it for a long time, "But I also like this big mermaid, and it took me 10 coins to get it!"

Xiaotuanzi froze.

Xiaotuanzi was very angry, turned around and walked away.

But Yu Xiaoxiao ran forward and took Xiaotuanzi's little hand, "But it's okay, I'm lucky, I can win another one for you~"

Children who like mermaids are angels, and Yu Xiaoxiao likes this little guy, although the little guy looks a bit scruffy and has a cool expressionless expression.

When Yu Xiaoxiao returned to the leisure area, the persons in charge of all the entertainment projects rushed to tell each other, shouting, "The devil is back!"

Yu Xiaoxin thought carefully, I am obviously cute.

Xiaocute led Xiaotuanzi to the cartoon slot machine where the Great Mermaid was won, and found that the brand new Great Mermaid doll really occupied the prize redemption area again.

The staff guarding the slot machine at the moment is a young lady, not the little brother Yu Xiaoxiao helped lead the shift when he was in charge of the World War I, so this young lady knows nothing about Yu Xiaoxiao's terror, instead she He is familiar with Xiaotuanzi next to Yu Xiaoxiao.

Not only is it familiar, the young lady is very impressed with this little dumpling, "Your friend, have you bought game coins again? My sister suggests that you play moderately and don't be addicted to dolls. You invested more than 5000 game coins in the morning."

Hong Xing Shao Xianduijia

Xiaotuanzi froze again, a ferocious grimace appeared on his white face.

——Why do you mention this matter!

Yu Xiaoxiao also froze, my God, Xiaotuanzi spent more than 5000 yuan on this mermaid?This is how much I like this mermaid!

We must take down the mermaid for Xiaotuanzi!

The sense of mission made Yu Xiaoxiao roll up his sleeves, he wants to be serious.

As a result, the slot machine lost power.

What's better than luck?

It's a black box operation :)

The person in charge cut off the power of the slot machine in the background...

"???" Yu Xiaoxiao stared wide-eyed and patted the slot machine on the head.

Xiaotuanzi's tense grimace split open, he shook off Yu Xiaoxiao's hand, turned around and ran away.

This episode didn't have any impact on the couple's date, Yu Xiaoxiao just thought it was just meeting a little unlucky guy.After all, you can't win a mermaid doll for 5000 yuan. If it's not a little unlucky guy, he won it for 10 yuan.

Sadly remind the child.

If we have a chance to meet again next time, let this big mermaid go to the little unlucky guy.

With this kind of thought in mind, Yu Xiaoxiao hugged his big mermaid and went to watch a movie with Yu Lang again. It was not until nine o'clock in the evening that the whole day of dating ended in longing. to his own little home.

When playing, he was in high spirits and didn't feel tired at all. After running around, Yu Lang couldn't hold down the button. When he got home, he suddenly felt sore all over his body, his feet were a little swollen, and his body fell apart.

Yu Xiaoxiao lay on the bed, not wanting to move.

Yu Lang crawled over to help him take off his skirt.

I don't know if it's Yu Xiaoxiao's illusion, the little guy always feels that the boy reacts when he helps him take off his skirt, and usually the reaction is not so fast, and he rolls to the bed after taking a serious shower before doing big things.

At this moment, there is an momentum to rise up immediately.

In fact, this kind of small details that are different from usual, Yu Xiaoxiao noticed it when he was watching a movie before.

What he went to watch with the boy today was a small movie in a private theater, with one screen, two massage chairs, and a small room for two, which was very emotional.

When buying tickets, the conductor called Mr. Yu Lang and Mrs. Yu Xiaoxiao.

Yu Lang blushed inexplicably at that time.

Later, I watched a romance movie, and the movie was actually uncensored. When the pink scene was played, Yu Lang kept drinking ice soda, and then went to the bathroom at a critical moment...

Yu Xiaoxiao was a little disappointed at the time, but thinking about it now, he suddenly realized that Hua Dian, the heroine in the scene in the movie seemed to be very similar to how he is dressed today!

They are all dressed in white one-piece dresses, and the male protagonist starts from the bottom of the skirts.

Yu Lang has been drinking ice soda since then, and after drinking for more than ten minutes, the drama finally got to the point, and then Yu Lang went to the toilet.

"Do I look good today?" Yu Xiaoxiao asked suddenly.

This is the line that the heroine said to the hero at the beginning of a good show in the movie.

Yu Lang's whole body immediately collapsed, the hand that was wrapped around the bottom of his skirt to help him take off the skirt stopped at the same time, the palm turned into a hot iron, and it was burned on Yu Xiaoxiao's thigh, which was the area under the skirt.