superstar god

40 Chapter 40

The corners of Lu Enxing's mouth twitched, wishing he could give him two supercilious eyes. He almost forgot the fact that he gave Yan Yi a mobile phone a month ago. Later, when the two of them quarreled, he changed Yan Yi's call ringtone to Fucking man, who would have thought that Yan Yi's phone calls were so few that they could be ignored, and this thing didn't bother Yan Yi at all, but it was the unexpected ringing today that really scared him.

Tsk, since he met Yan Yi, why has he become a typical representative of tragedy who keeps throwing stones at his own feet?This unscientific!

Lu Enxing followed the rhythm of the fucking man in a trance, drifted to the sofa, slid down the screen with trembling hands, and killed the man ruthlessly, then said nonchalantly, "Hello?"

"Hey you bastard! Lu Enxing, you bastard, do you dare to be a bit more stupid! Yan Yi has eaten up my already unstable IQ recently! I'm really going to be so angry that you vomit blood and die! "

Lu Enxing took away the phone, looked at the name displayed on the screen, frowned slightly, and then put the phone on, his hoarse voice was deliberately lowered, revealing an unspeakably gloomy and cold voice, "Anyang Dong, I have two eggs, Which one are you feeding? You have to make it clear when you speak, you can’t just spray some feces and urine pots to act as a [-]-cent party, or they will charge you a fart [-] cents, and it’s fine to just get the stool, what do you think? ?”

According to the traditional routine, when the Great God is angry, An Yangdong will control himself and try not to be angry, or at least the anger will not be so obvious, but it is obvious that today he is breaking the tradition all day long.

Lu Enxing yelled wildly, and was about to enjoy Dongdong's kneeling and licking the soles of his shoes coldly. Unexpectedly, An Yangdong's anger became more obvious on the other end of the phone, and he wished to drag Lu Enxing over the phone and lick him angrily the soles of his shoes.

"The only thing left of you is to spray my IQ on the phone, go to your Weibo and have a look, you have broadcast a painful and sad killing to the world for free! Huh... No, my lungs...I need to calm down...I really don't want to hear your stupid voice...my lungs..."

Lu Enxing frowned, listening to the busy tone after the beep, feeling at a loss.

Yan Yi turned off the fire, and when he came out, he saw Lu Enxing sitting on the sofa with blank eyes, frowning too, "You're so hungry?"

Lu Enxing raised his head one by one, and suggested earnestly and troubledly, "Why don't you chop up the stuff and make dumplings for dinner?"

Yan Yi paused, and suggested very rationally, "There are too many stuffings, only the deity and you two can't finish a meal, and it will not be fresh after a long time, which will affect the taste."

Lu Enxing's face darkened for three times in an instant, and he always felt that something was blocked in his throat, which was disgusting, and then he spontaneously rolled to the bedroom and pulled out the notebook.

The Weibo homepage that was just opened was captured by various private messages and Aites in an instant, and the siege strategy was relentless. For a moment, Lu Enxing thought that his little book was poisoned sadly.

Yan Yi brought out two bowls of noodles, and found that Lu Enxing was leaning against the sofa, sitting with one leg bent on the cashmere blanket around the sofa, and the computer on the lap of the other leg was emitting a faint white light, illuminating his face very gloomy and distorted.

"Don't play games, wash your hands and eat."

"Um……"

Lu Enxing responded perfunctorily, his fingers were flying like flying, and the keyboard was crackled by him. Looking at the flowing posture, a world-class pianist would feel ashamed.

The noodles would become a mess after a long time. Yan Yi put down his chopsticks, and instead of taking a seat, he walked around behind Lu Enxing, and just glanced over, feeling a little dazed.

"Comparing beauty? Comparing height? Or comparing legs?"

After staying in the world for about two months, he naturally knows that not only women, but also men are extremely vain and vain in the circle where he lives and eats. , and the fans are never tired of it, they can pinch all the way from the Internet to real life for their idols, it is really surging, true love comes first.

The photos in front of me are arranged in two columns from top to bottom. On the left is Lu Enxing. His expressions are really ever-changing as soon as he slips down. The strange expression of looking directly at it is called "spoof" in the world, and someone even specially marked the word "cute" in pink. The IQ circuit is really amazing.

And on the right is him. It’s not all about yawning or dazed laziness and sleepiness. The photographer is also very skillful. Under such harsh conditions, he can take some good photos at the right time. Sure enough, is it possible to be the number one scholar?

But even if there is a victory or defeat like this, how much influence will it have on those fans?Could it be that if Lu Enxing really lost, his huge group of fans would really destroy mankind?for what?Is Lu Enxing's IQ?

Yan Yi was amused by his whimsy, and his eyes could not help but drift to Lu Enxing, and found that Lu Enxing had turned his head around at some point, looking at him meticulously.

"If you have something to say, I don't know how to read minds." Yan Yi looked a little impatient, and his gentle voice was unavoidably low.

Lu Enxing looked at it for a moment, with a rhythm of twisting himself into a sculpture. After a long while, he raised the corners of his mouth and shrugged, "Yes, I looked up and down, and I didn't find anything about you at all. You can match my natural beauty, why are they so blind and have to say you are my brother? Why are you talking about Dragon Ball? If you want to be real my brother, you are the one with good looks? Tsk, a bunch of idiots with no IQ and no eyesight."

Lu Enxing turned his head away in peace of mind, intending to close the web page he was currently browsing, but was surprised to find that the small notebook on his lap was floating by itself. After two beats of heartbeat, Lu Enxing turned his head quickly, and Yan Yi was already sitting cross-legged on the sofa , sliding the touchpad slightly rusty.

The two gods were shocked at the time.

Without Lu Enxing's interruption, within 10 minutes, Yan Yi sorted out the ins and outs of the matter.

Indeed, if you really want to find a reason for everything, you can only blame Lu Enxing's IQ, even "distressing" cannot explain Yan Yi's desolation and disgust at this moment.

The triggering point was a photo that Lu En acted on Weibo as a reward for the hard work of the big girls in the support group before noon.

I asked Sister Man to touch up my makeup and re-do my hair. I took a dozen or twenty photos with different angles, lighting and facial expressions. After careful screening, I finally picked out the one that best reflects the two gods. Even if you are tired, you are still handsome. It's so friendless, and it's this one that perfectly shows the pair of socks on Yan Yi's feet in the lower left corner of the photo.

The socks themselves are nothing, the style is ordinary enough, dark gray cotton socks, but Yan Yi was just lying down at the time, and the trouser legs were lifted up as soon as his legs were bent, and it was purely coincidental that the golden gold that could blind people's eyes was exposed on the socks. Twinkle stars.

That was Ershen's 27th birthday, and he received a lot of love (evil) from fans.

The socks are bought, but the golden glitter is embroidered by hand. I specially visited Master Miao Jiang to ask the secret of Miao embroidery. I can't wait to embroider the single-minded Gu into the golden glitter, and then use a pair of cotton socks to completely lock it up. The cute, stupid and cute two gods.

So as soon as Lu Enxing's photo was published, the keen-eyed mother fans immediately recognized the mystery hidden in the lower left corner of the photo. One lists the Zhuangshan formation diagram.

Even a pair of socks that Lu Enxing and Yan Yi wore together to show off was not spared. If human beings had the ability to see through, underwear would probably be the focus of their investigation this time. For this, mother fans expressed their embarrassment.

Of course, all the evidence collection is just to prove one thing, that is, the photo that Ershen posted earlier seems to be expressing that he is so handsome that he has no friends, but in fact it is all for show, grace, and love!

The pro-mother fans finally couldn't hold back and were completely boiling.

They knew that although Ershen's IQ was very worrying, his potential was infinite. They had been looking left and right for so many years, hoping that they would have no time to find a man. Let them look forward to a man who can take care of their stupid and cute two gods for life!

As expected of the two gods, they have never let them down!never!

Of course, in this country where homosexuality is not yet legal, the mothers know how to protect their cute two gods, so they did not blush to mention the name of a blind man with titanium alloy diamond eyes , Said: Zhuangshan is not I love you, but you and my brother, blood is thicker than water, as it should be!

Those who will believe this majestic title are really out-of-print fighting types among idiots.

Lu Enxing's Weibo has already attracted more than [-] comments, and as a Weibo topic, it has been swallowed up by a large number of hashtags. In just half a day, the attention has soared to the top of the list.Almost all the mother fans have Aite Ershen, and they all cried with joy and sent congratulatory messages for the two gods finally found their long-lost brother.

Naturally, with the prestige of the two gods, there were not a few fans who turned black at the beginning, and now there are too many enemies. Even if the mother fans are frantically swiping the screen, they can't stop the black fans from persevering with the perseverance of the world. cursing.

It is said that today's entertainment circle is a piece of scum. In order to create a topic, the top actresses rely on sex and the male stars rely on homosexuality, which stirs up the world's miasma, seriously endangers the society, and affects the healthy growth of minors. The relevant departments should take it seriously. Kill chickens and monkeys!

It is said that Weichat can reach the top of the list in half a day, isn't the secret operation just to show off the pair of Miao embroidery socks?It’s true that rich people dominate the world pretending to show off their wealth, while poor people hold straws in their mouths and dismiss them. I have never seen someone who pretends to be so subtle and stupid. Sao Nian, how about I give you a basket of tea eggs?

It is said that if you die gay, you will die gay. Is it really something to be proud of?It's fine if you don't have moral integrity, but you still want to engage in brotherly incest, and there are still a large number of stupid fans supporting you? ? ! !I'm so fucking desperate for this world where the brains are messing up the basics and the human relations are ruined!

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By the time the mother fans found out, it was of course too late. The picture of the Zhuangshan array in the support group that was only used for internal proof has been leaked, and it was instantly spread crazy. At this moment, regarding this inexplicably popular topic, No one can stop it.

Suppression of ghosts, IP closures, and human flesh revenge, mother fans puffed up their 32A big breasts on Weibo to justify the name of the two gods who were about to be played badly, but at the same time picked up the ghosts in a hurry, hilarious If you can't help yourself, you naturally don't have time to get angry.

On the other hand, Lu Enxing seemed very calm, or his anger was more subtle and special.

The new boss and the old second child, after being analyzed by those sluts, doesn't it mean that he is wearing Yan Yi's old clothes? !

What about Dragon Ball?Just him, Yan Yi, Yan!Yi!Which one of him did not buy for him? !Are panties good, my friends!Counting the second-hand goods, it should also be Yan Yi, and definitely not him, a master!

Also, brother, brother? !It's beyond their imagination!He is so handsome and unique, how could he have a brother! !Even if there is a brother, he is still a brother, so dear!It's definitely not the brother who picks up old clothes and wears them! !

Anger came and went, Lu Enxing never realized that he should be angry and worried about being proved gay. Instead, he was entangled in why they thought he was the one wearing old clothes from the beginning to the end, brother !

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Those unsightly insults made Yan Yi frowned. After turning two pages, he closed the webpage directly. With a slight tremor of his hand, he completely cut off the portable power supply, closed it and threw it aside, and then said in a concentrated voice, "Don't read, eat."

Lu Enxing hadn't recovered from the shock of his little book's teleportation, he was startled by Yan Yi's sudden sound, stood up abruptly, stared at Yan Yi condescendingly for a long time, then turned around and lifted his foot swiftly, He sat down at the dining table and began to eat noodles.

Yan Yi looked at the mechanically stiff silhouette in silence, sighed deeply, and said helplessly, "You should ask clearly."

Lu Enxing picked up the chopsticks of the noodles and said indifferently, "You're not my brother, why are you so serious with them? I'm not just growing hair in idleness."

Mao is so idle, okay Ershen!The younger brother who obviously cares about being treated as a second-hand product is really brazen. He is the out-of-print fighting type of that idiot.

Yan Yi rubbed the center of his brows with a headache, got up suddenly and stood beside Lu Enxing in a blink of an eye, raised his hand to lift Lu Enxing's chin, forced him to face him with a little force, and said solemnly, "You know what I'm talking about is not about this. "

The author has something to say:

Those legendary mother-in-law fans must have joined the support group because of the two gods. Sure enough, is it easy for rotten girls to occupy the earth?I always feel that those fans who turned black were forced out by them... Three seconds of silence for the two gods...