Chapter 163 Up!
Chapter 163 Up!
"Guokuo...Erguokuo, you...don't shake the duck! It's so dizzy..."
Young Master Xiaobai whirled around on the spot in a milky voice, Young Master Jiu hugged Xiao Bai helplessly to prevent him from falling, but Young Master Xiao Bai was not polite, he fell into his brother's arms and grabbed his brother's lapel, hehe He giggled silly, and bared his front teeth that were leaking when he laughed.
Qi Lu rubbed his forehead, and Ji Lin said strangely, "Jiuxin Lizi? Why didn't I taste the slightest bit of wine?"
Qi Lu said: "This is prepared by Lu himself for General Lian Jin."
Gongsun Wuzhi said before that this Lianjin likes delicious food, especially sweet ones.Moreover, Lian Jin has always been very cautious when he came to Huben Zhongjun, and it is impossible to drink alcohol. It is even more difficult to trip Lian Jin.
So when Qi Lu thought about it, he likes sweets and doesn't drink alcohol?Isn't this the easiest thing to do?
In this era, it is not common to add wine to dishes. Although there are many wines in this year, the wines have also appeared in different colors. For the sake of beauty, there are also wines similar to "cocktails". The wines are dizzyingly complex and come in all colors.
But there are still very few wines in the dishes, let alone sweet dishes.
When Qi Lu thought about it, he immediately thought of wine chocolate. Of course, there is no such thing as chocolate now, so Qi Lu made other wine desserts.
For example wine heart pear.Qi Lu brews the best pears with liqueur, so that the aroma of the wine can fully blend into the pears, and with seasoning, the sweetness of the pears overwhelms the smell of the wine, leaving only the aroma. There is no spicy taste, but it feels sweet and lingering, with endless aftertaste.
Young master Xiaobai bit down the pear, didn't taste the wine at all, ate it with relish, and didn't notice it at all.
Ji Lin suddenly realized, and said, "That's how it is."
Qi Lu smiled, eyes full of calculations, and said: "Not only Jiuxin pears, Lu also prepared Jiuxin fruit tarts for General Lian Jin."
The emperor also ate fruit tarts before, which were actually fruit pies. At that time, the girls of the state of Qi lost their appetite. Qi Lu made a lot of fruit pies for the girls of the state of Qi. Delicious and sweet, not greasy at all.
Qi Lu improved the fruit pie a bit, adding wine heart inside, the fruit is sweet, the pie skin is crispy, wrapped with strong spirits, but the taste of the wine is also covered by the sweetness of the fruit, so it is impossible to taste the reason. , I just feel that this fruit pie is more mellow than ordinary fruits.
In addition to Jiuxin pear and Jiuxin fruit pie, Qi Lu also prepared a drink, which was the emperor's "old acquaintance" green plum milk.
I think that when the relationship between the Son of Heaven and Qi Lu was still ignorant, there was a problem, and that was the secret agent, Yan Si, sent by Zheng Boweisheng.Yansi stole Qi Lu's craftsmanship, made the green plum milk that Qi Lu was supposed to make in advance, and dedicated it to the emperor.
Qi Lu's only drink today is this green plum brewed milk.
When Ji Lin heard him mention green plums making milk, he felt a little stiff. He was afraid that Qi Lu was still "holding vengeance". In fact, the emperor was thinking too much, and Qi Lu didn't think of those things.
Qi Lu wants to make milk made from green plums. The reason is actually very simple. Yan Yin must have wine. According to Lian Jin's degree of caution, he will never drink alcohol, so he must let Lian Jin drink without knowing it. This green plum brew Milk is the best.
The taste of plum wine is very pure and full of sweetness. It is mixed with milk, and the wine milk blends, which is extremely sweet. The key is that the taste of plum wine is not strong, but the degree of alcohol is not small, it is definitely high.
Qi Lu smiled and said: "It's good for Lian Jin to be cautious. The more cautious he is, the less likely he is to think that wine will be added to these fruits and milk. At that time, why don't he obediently sneak into the cover?"
The emperor invites General Lian Jin to a banquet, and Lian Jin has no reason to refuse, but he has already made preparations, and he is sure that this time Yan Yin will never drink a drop of wine, so that the emperor has no chance to take advantage of it.
Lian Jin led the mission into the tent of the shogunate. There was already a banquet set up in the tent. Lian Jin saw the drinks on the table at a glance, and smiled coldly without any trace. Too young to want to get this general drunk with wine?Ben has been licking blood with his knife for so many years, why haven't he seen such a big storm?Can I still drink your wine?
Although Lian Jin sneered like this in his heart, he was very respectful on his face, cupped his hands and said, "Meet the Son of Heaven."
Ji Lin said with a friendly face, "General Lian Jin came from a long way, I specially prepared a reception banquet today, and I would like to invite General Lian Jin to drink."
There was a sneer of disdain on the corners of Lian Jin's lips, as if he had "seeed through" the emperor's tricks long ago, and said: "Please forgive the humble general, but... this march is outside, the prince has repeatedly asked the humble general not to drink alcohol It’s a mistake, protect the emperor and the Luo Shiqings, the humble general has a heavy responsibility, how can he live up to the prince’s entrustment?”
The Son of Heaven knew that he would say that a long time ago, and his face showed just the right amount of embarrassment, as if he had pierced his own trick with a single stroke, and then there was a faint hint of unhappiness on his face.
Seeing this, Qi Lv clicked his tongue twice in his heart, thinking that the little milk dog is getting better at pretending, this expression, this little movement, is just right, even after watching it, I am afraid that he will be complacent, I don't know who can do it. I had the last laugh.
The banquet began soon, and there was a lot of wine and meat on the table. Lian Jin thought he had seen through the tricks of the emperor, so he didn't drink at all, and he seldom ate meat. , I saw the only drink on the table that was not liquor.
Is it milk?
People in the Spring and Autumn Period seldom drank milk, because drinking milk was something only barbarians did. The nobles of the Central Plains hardly drank milk. Although Lian Jin was from Dongyi, it was the first time he saw someone put milk on the table. .
Lian Jin dismissed it at first, but there was nothing to eat at the banquet. He was a little thirsty, so he chose this milk specially, picked it up and took a sip.
The entrance is silky, smooth and smooth, wishing to drill it directly into the throat, a burst of sweetness rushes up, with a little taste of green plum, the indescribable fragrance is even smoother than wine!
Lian Jin's eyes widened a little, he glanced at the drink in his hand, he immediately filled it up, and drank another ear cup, he already likes sweets, this was learned from Gongsun Wuzhi, this green plum brew The milk is just perfect for the taste of Lianjin.
After eating a cup of green plum stuffed with milk, Lian Jin's appetite instantly whetted. He carefully looked at the table, and immediately fell in love with the wine heart pear and wine heart fruit tart. These two delicacies exude a faint sweetness. Seduce even into the taste buds.
"This..." The Qi State envoy who was sitting next to Lian Jin also took a bite of the fruit tart, and said in shock: "This...how is this made, it is so fresh and sweet, could it be that their Luoshi's fruit is different? "
Qi Lv wanted to laugh when he heard this, and thought that it's not that our Luoshi's fruit is different, but that the fruit has wine in it, don't worry, and the more you eat, the better it tastes, and you will feel addicted!
The envoys of the Qi State had never seen "the world", so they ate a lot of Jiuxin's fruit tarts and Jiuxin pears, and drank a lot of greengage and milk.
Ji Lin whispered into Qi Lu's ear, "This is a good time to drink."
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Lian Jin say, "Hey...hiss—why do I feel a little...head..."
Dizziness……
Lian Jin hadn't finished speaking, "Boom!", tilted his head, and lay down directly on the table, with his whole face stuck on the fruit tower...
Lian Jin was in a daze, feeling cold all over his body, although it is winter now, but it has begun to warm up, logically it shouldn't be so cold.
Lian Jin shivered coldly, opened his eyes in a daze, and felt a little top-heavy, and when he moved a little, his whole body was still flickering, and the sky and the earth were spinning.
Lian Jin was dazed, he closed his eyes hard, then opened them, the first thing that caught his eyes was the hem of the skirt, and it was still upside down.
Lian Jin reacted for a long time, his head was numb, his eyes suddenly widened, as if he had reacted instantly, he shook vigorously, and made a sound of "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
For no other reason, Lian Jin realized that he was indeed top-heavy, because he was hanging upside down with his head upside down.
Lian Jin was still in the shogunate, Yan Yin did not withdraw, but he himself was hung upside down in the middle of the tent in the shogunate, with his clothes stripped off, no wonder it was cold, how could it be cold without clothes?
And the one standing in front of Lian Jin, isn't Taifu Qi Lu Qi?
Qi Lu watched Lian Jin with a smile, looked him up and down, and said, "General Lian, are you awake? What's the matter, how strong is the alcohol? Tsk tsk, this is the boss."
"Wine? Wine..." Lian Jin struggled twice, but it was like swinging on a swing, and he said, "No, it's impossible, I didn't drink!"
Qi Lu picked up the wine glass and earcups on the desk, and the milky white drink inside made waves, setting off the exquisite feathers, sparkling under the halo.
Qi Lu smiled and said, "Don't even the general know about it? There is green plum wine in this plum milk."
"Green, green plum wine?!" Lian Jin was dumbfounded.
Qi Lu said again: "This pear is brewed with the strongest wine. How about this fruit tart with wine heart? Is it still delicious?"
"You...you...you!!" Although Lian Jin is a reckless man who is easy to take the bait, he is not stupid, and he soon understands that this is all a trap, his face flushed red with anger.
At this moment, I heard a loud "hahahaha" laugh, it turned out to be Gongsun Wuzhi!
Lian Jin didn't expect Gongsun Wuzhi to be there, he pointed at himself and laughed, and said, "I said, General Lian, why do you still have a belly? It's not okay to lead troops to fight!"
"You..." Lian Jin was trembling and before he could curse, Gongsun Wuzhi said rascally: "Why did Zhuer send someone like you out as an envoy? Is there no one who can use him? A dignified general, he was casually dismissed." Are you ashamed if you tie him up?"
Lian Jin said angrily, "What are you guys doing?!"
Qi Lu blew on the non-existing dust on his fingers, patted his palms, and said, "It's nothing, actually... I just fell in love with General Lian's soldiers. You soldiers are young and brave , strong and strong, and rushing to deliver it to your door, if Lu doesn't accept it, I'm sorry for the painstaking efforts of General Lian, of course... I will accept it all!"
Son of Heaven: "..."
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