Shanhaijing monster edible guide

Chapter 288 Overlord Stew. Chicken.

Mr. Huang’s express recruitment requirements for high-end talents are as follows: 500. Strong body, smooth fur, and those who have been mature for more than 500 years are preferred.

Second, the priority is to control ourselves not to pretend to be dead or to fart. Farting and pretending to be dead will make us lose customer resources.

Third, purebred weasels are preferred. Really, we are not discriminating against mixed blood, we are not discriminating against mixed blood, we are just pity pure blood, pity pure blood.

Fourth, the four requirements are full of evidence, not anti-social, anti-human, diligent, clean, love life, and love labor.

If you meet the above requirements, please contact the HR Department of Mr. Huang Express at 156**********. ps, our treatment is very generous.

Xu Xiaobai leaned on the window of the bus to read Mr. Huang's express job posting, and couldn't help laughing out loud. He asked the male god to read it together, and Zhou Qingyan and Xu Xiaobai looked head to head at the monster newsletter written on toilet paper.

It wrote about the big and small things of monsters. It is estimated that they are reading the supplement now, which is full of all kinds of life flavors. For example, on the second page, a monster named Cuckoo is also a bird. Husband asked me to lay two eggs, but I I just want to have one, and my mother-in-law will make things difficult for me after she finds out, what should I do if I want to get a divorce?For the following content, at least two full pages have been slaughtered. Xu Xiaobai is still very interested in this kind of bosom friend story, and he read it with relish for a long time.When we got home, Zhang Wazi was still sleeping. Mr. Kun smashed the piggy bank and used the money in the piggy bank to buy some donkey meat and a bunch of candied haws.

Mr. Kun ate some donkey meat and set fire to it. When it got dark, he moved his small fish tank back into the room and jumped into it.Candied gourds are for the noble big monster Qiongqi, he chose a bunch of hawthorns that are particularly sour, thinking that after Qiongqi eats the sugar coating outside, let the noble big monster Qiongqi taste the taste of sour teeth!

Xu Xiaobai hastily cooked a handful of dried noodles, threw some dried radish, small green vegetables, tomatoes into it, and smashed in two poached eggs, each of them served a bowl, and after eating the noodles, Xu Xiaobai continued to curl up on the bed and watch The monster current affairs magazine, there is simply a feeling of wanting to stop!

Xu Xiaobai couldn't help showing off in his circle of friends, and took a photo of the toilet paper-shaped monster's current affairs magazine, and mysteriously wrote in his circle of friends: Look, this is a newspaper for monsters, do you believe it?

Soon there was a reply from the circle of friends: what a roll of clean white toilet paper.

Someone below immediately received: what a roll of beautiful toilet paper.

Not to be outdone, everyone wrote one after another: "It's fragrant and white, everyone praises it."

Continue: I have the heart to buy a roll

Also: But I was afraid that Ruan Ruan would be blind.

The last one finally said weakly: Ruanrou, this is a roll of toilet paper, from the supermarket for nine yuan and a pack of twelve rolls, that kind.

After reading the comments, Xu Xiaobai zoomed in on the picture he took to see the big picture, and found that it was indeed a piece of toilet paper, and the dark green characters on it were gone!It's just a roll of clean white toilet paper!

Even if he wanted to show off, Xu Xiaobai decided to close WeChat silently, as if he didn't see everyone's comments.

Xu Xiaobai huddled on the bed and continued to read the magazine of Monster Current Affairs, a roll of toilet paper was so long and had many pages, he felt sleepy just looking at Xu Xiaobai, he yawned, and put the toilet paper on the table.

The noble big monster Qiongqi jumped in from the window, the fish bought him a bunch of candied haws today, Qiongqi proudly thought that he had never seen candied haws before, he knew that hawthorns are sour!So the noble big monster Qiongqi finished licking the sugar skin on the candied haws, and threw the hawthorn into the trash can, making the hair on his paws and face sticky.

The pipes outside were frozen, so he jumped in and went to the kitchen to wash his paws and face.The noble monster Qiongqi had difficulty lifting his claws when he stepped on the table, and his claws caught the toilet paper on the table.

Xu Xiaobai had almost finished reading the supplement of the Monster Current Affairs Magazine, when the toilet paper that Qiongqi encountered was rolled, revealing the contents of the main issue.Qiongqi's eyes shone brightly in the darkness, he looked at the dark green words written on the paper: The situation in the Demon Supervision Office is tense, the big demons gather, I am afraid that the world will change within a few days.

The title is very long, and the content is also very long. After reading it, Qiongqi summed it up in his mind. Basically, he said that the Demon Supervisory Office was helpless. He followed the big monster back and forth for dozens of rounds. Although everyone had losses, the monster Eight high-level supervisors were seriously injured, two died, one was injured by the big monster, and one died. Because the war was carried out in the void space at that time, it did not pose any threat to the human world. The battle may be as powerful as a dozen bombs, and the negotiations between the two sides have broken down.

After reading the news, Qiongqi raised his paw, and the toilet paper stuck to his paw.The noble big monster, Qiongqi, used his paws to paw down on the toilet paper vigorously, but the more he pulled, the more he pulled, entwined around the paws of the noble big monster, Qiongqi.

It jumped off the table, and the toilet paper went out as Qiongqi went out, getting more and more, and getting longer and longer.When the noble big monster Qiongqi walked to the toilet, the toilet paper on Xu Xiaobai's table was gone!

Qiongqi put his paws in the faucet and rinsed them, the toilet paper was soaked and then flushed down the sewer!This method is really good, the toilet paper is flushed less and less, and the toilet paper is flushed down the drain!

The evidence was finally completely wiped out.The noble big monster Qiongqi patted his paws happily, then licked his own paws, smiled and rolled his eyes in the dark, now no one knows that it destroyed Xu Xiaobai's monster newsletter.It is said that Yomon Current Affairs is very expensive.

Zhou Qingyan had already heard the movement. He stood up from the bedroom and walked out barefoot. He heard the sound of water in the kitchen, and the kitchen faucet was not turned off. He went to the kitchen and saw Qiongqi squatting on the faucet.

Qiongqi didn't hear the footsteps of the husband, and the husband walked silently.Seeing Mr.'s figure, it jumped up from the faucet, turned around and was about to run.

Then, Qiongqi found himself unable to move.Qiongqi maintained a jumping posture, standing stiffly on the faucet.

Zhou Qingyan walked over, turned off the faucet, and said to Qiongqi, "200 yuan." After speaking, Zhou Qingyan turned and left.

Qiongqi's heart was full of tears, it wanted to shout loudly, sir, come back quickly, I don't want to stand like a statue, I don't want to, I don't want to, wait, what the hell is 200 yuan, what the hell is 200 yuan!

Zhou Qingyan didn't hear the inner cries of the noble monster Qiongqi at all.Barefoot, he opened the door, stood under the vast expanse of stars and took a deep breath.The breath of a big monster is always hard to find, especially for a big vegetarian like Yingzhao, the breath is even more difficult to find.

Although Yingzhao's aura is hard to find, Yingzhao's paintings are indeed easy to find. Yingzhao's paintings use their own magic power to break open a new space, which is Yingzhao's unique ability.

There is always an inevitable connection between space and space.Space is at the fingertips of Mr. Jiuqing, and time is at the palm of Mr. Jiuqing.Zhou Qingyan stood on the steps, opened his hands, and the gaps between countless spaces appeared on the fingertips of Mr. Jiu Qing, one by one, like tiny cow hairs, which are so small that human eyes can’t see them. The eyes can't see either.

Zhou Qingyan turned his hands, and the tiny spaces created within the vast space of countless human worlds revealed their contents, like a revolving lantern, turning at the fingertips of the male god.

These expanded spaces in the human world have places to live, places to store things, and places to farm.No matter what it is used for, the expanded space gathers energy that cannot be underestimated.

From this point of view, there are not many paintings left by Yingzhao in the human world. Maybe it is because they are afraid of scaring humans, or they are afraid that humans will find out that they are a monster. Yingzhao only left two or three paintings in the world.

Zhou Qingyan was about to go, the door behind him opened, and Mr. Kun came out from the door: "Sir, what are you going to do?"

Zhou Qingyan answered him: "Look for Yingzhao."

Mr. Kun still remembers Yingzhao. He lived in Yingzhao’s paintings. It was very clear and deep pond water, in which there was a big white fish. Sweet, tender and delicate.

Mr. Kun enjoys the fun of sashimi. He eats white fish every day and swims in the deep pool. It is very beautiful and free.It's a pity that the good days didn't last long, and the painting was soaked by the heavy rain, so he had to jump out of the painting.

In any case, it is the benefit of being recruited by the British, and Mr. Kun thought for a while: "I will go with my husband."

Zhou Qingyan nodded, and he pointed towards the space created by Yingzhao's painting in his hand.Mr. Kun found that they had left home, and now they were in a beautiful scene, with pavilions and pavilions on top of layers of rockery, a yellow moon hanging above, and a sparkling lake below, which was very beautiful.Mr. Kun asked: "Are we in the back garden of the Forbidden City?" Mr. Kun remembered that there was such a rockery in the back garden of the Forbidden City, and Mr. Kun sighed: "Are we going to play time travel? Hey, I hope to see you again." To Xiao Linlin." Who is Xiao Linlin?

What harem drama has Mr. Kun watched recently?

Zhou Qingyan replied to Mr. Kun: "We are in Yingzhao's paintings." The paintings in Yingzhao's paintings are really beautiful, and they are so beautiful. Mr. Kun stood on the corridor on the rockery and looked down, and he could see the living room in the room below. Full of rare treasures, each of which is priceless.

Zhou Qingyan continued: "I feel that there are monsters and humans outside the painting."