69novels Chapter 277
Chapter 277
The scholar turned into a tiger, and in the eyes of the tiger, the scholar's sons were two delicious little piggies.Human beings are its food.As long as the food in the mouth is satisfied, it will be eaten.
This is the nature of a tiger. When a person becomes a tiger, he has long forgotten his humanity. He is no longer a person, he is a tiger!It is only natural for tigers to eat people!
It is just and right for a tiger to eat a man, and it is also just and right for a sword to kill a man.
Zhou Qingyan added a cup of tea to Xu Xiaobai: "The casting materials for casting the demon knife come from the red copper from Nvchuang Mountain, the iron from Taimao Mountain, and the brass from Xiaoci Mountain. Chi You has so many brothers that I can't count them. Some people count them as 81." There are 82, and they made a lot of weapons, sticks, crossbows, knives, famous all over the world.”
The Demon Saber was made by Chi You, using the finest red copper from Nvchuang Mountain, the best iron from Taimao Mountain, and the purest brass from Xiaoci Mountain to forge the sword in his mind.Just like a man wants to find the best lover in his mind.In the billowing flames, Chi You forged the Demon Sword.
Xu Xiaobai felt that he was hungry, and he still felt hungry after sharing a pack of crispy candies with the male god.But the male god was telling a story, so Xu Xiaobai took the teapot beside the male god and poured himself a glass of water.
Zhou Qingyan continued: "Chi You likes this knife very much. This knife is indeed forged by his brothers. The big crossbow and other weapons are different."
After drinking a cup of tea, Xu Xiaobai picked out all the halva residue in the box with his hands and ate it. After eating, he poured himself another cup of tea and drank it down: "No, I really want to continue listening. , but I'm really hungry, is there anything to eat in our backpacks?"
The story of the male god can only be told here. The two of them took out their backpacks, opened them, and Xu Xiaobai took out clothes, gloves, hats, keys, bank cards, ID cards, and 400 yuan from his backpack. dollars in cash.Zhou Qingyan took out a jackknife, an ear pick, a book, and a set of clothes from his backpack, and there was nothing left.
There was no food at all.After looking for the backpack, there was nothing to eat up and down the small bamboo building.The food in the small building is as clean as the ground of the small building.Xu Xiaobai leaned on the railing of the stairs: "Where can I find food in this winter, there is no wild vegetable now, and even if it is wild vegetable, I only know shepherd's purse, dandelion, and pig's ear grass, the rest I I don’t even know each other.”
Zhou Qingyan opened the window and asked him, "What seasonal dish do you want to eat?"
Xu Xiaobai thought for a while: "It's spring, there are a lot of bamboo shoots in spring."
Zhou Qingyan opened the window, and there was white snow on the top of the mountain outside the window, only the pines and cypresses were green, but in a blink of an eye, the snow on the top of the mountain began to melt, and the earth began to turn green. Xu Xiaobai discovered that winter turned into spring!
The wind blowing in is also a warm spring breeze, blowing warm on the face.Xu Xiaobai was dumbfounded, he already suspected that the place he arrived was not any place on the earth: "We are actually dreaming, just like in the armadillo's dream, what you want, you can get what you want in the dream .”
If you want rain, just put the kettle out of the window and it will rain. If you want spring, spring will come immediately.
Zhou Qingyan carried an empty bag and pushed open the bamboo door.In the spring, Zhou Qingyan took Xu Xiaobai's hand and walked towards the bamboo forest behind the house. Zhou Qingyan heard the rustling sound of bamboo shoots breaking through the ground, and.Zhou Qingyan took a deep breath, and there was still the smell of delicious monsters.
Xu Xiaobai had never dug bamboo shoots, nor had he seen bamboo shoots in the bamboo forest.This is the first time I have seen them. The bamboo shoots in the bamboo grove look very nice, slender and long, very nice.But he doesn't know how to pick and dig bamboo shoots, so he just picks up a few and puts them in his backpack.
Zhou Qingyan stood in the bamboo forest, quietly listening to the movement in the ground, after a while, he took two steps, and then poked his finger towards the ground, Xu Xiaobai saw the male god bring out a big mouse from the ground.
The big bamboo rat is very big, its hair is a little sparse and rough, its cheeks are reddish brown, and its two small black eyes are rolling slowly. It grows very fat and is about to grow into a round shape. There is also a bamboo shoot in it.
It was delicious.Unexpectedly, there are still monsters here.This is a monster that is about 500 years old and less than [-] years old. Whether it is stewed or braised in brown sauce, it must taste good.
The big bamboo rat obviously didn't expect that there were other people here. Since the owner of this painting moved away, no one has come in for 30 to [-] years. It greeted Zhou Qingyan with a bamboo shoot in its arms: "Hello, how did you come here?" In this painting, hehe."
Before the big bamboo rat finished speaking, Zhou Qingyan could see the raging desire for food from Zhou Qingyan's eyes. The big bamboo rat must taste very good, and it must be delicious when stewed with the newly dug up bamboo shoots.
Zhou Qingyan couldn't help but ask, "How many catties do you weigh now?"
The big bamboo rat was trembling with fright, and it regretted its enthusiasm: "The little one is only about sixty catties!"
Enough to stew a pot!Zhou Qingyan greeted Xu Xiaobai: "Come here, there's meat here!"
Xu Xiaobai saw that the male god was holding a big bamboo rat in his hand, and the male god was pinching the two ears of the big bamboo rat, and carried the big bamboo rat in the air.The big bamboo rat looked at Xu Xiaobai with a dry smile and then at Zhou Qingyan: "Hello, welcome here." It tried hard to smile, and couldn't see clearly the crowded facial features of its spherical face: "Please Don't kill me, I've been single here for more than 600 years, isn't this punishment really enough, I don't dare to steal anymore."
It raised its neck vigorously. From Xu Xiaobai's point of view, the bamboo rat has no neck at all, it is an ellipse, reminding Xu Xiaobai of an egg, and now the egg asked sadly: "Are you here to hunt me down?" ?"
Xu Xiaobai has never seen such a funny big mouse, he quickly entered the role-playing: "Of course, quickly hand over the things you stole from us, or we will kill you."
The big bamboo rat wriggled in Zhou Qingyan's hand: "Please let the younger one go, my lords. The younger one was also obsessed with ghosts at the time." The main reason is that the things he stole back were completely useless, and he was reduced to this painting for nothing. .
The subject wanted to know what was inside the big bamboo rat Cangqi, Zhou Qingyan let go of his hand, the big bamboo rat swished a hole and got in, Xu Xiaobai and Zhou Qingyan stared at the hole together.
The hole is hidden under a big bamboo tree, which is covered with thick bamboo leaves.After a while, the big bamboo rat crawled out of the hole with difficulty. It jumped to the ground, holding a knife in its arms. solid.
The big bamboo rat tried hard to remember a smile: "I will give this precious sword to you two, I hope you will be satisfied."
Zhou Qingyan picked up the knife on the ground, the red copper from Nvchuang Mountain, the iron from Taimao Mountain, and the brass from Xiaoci Mountain. This is the body of the Yaodao.In addition to these monster knives, there is a more worthwhile thing, which is probably the dream of many monsters.
Xu Xiaobai saw the male god picked up the knife, although the knife looked ugly, it was still half a knife, the male god liked it very much.Xu Xiaobai took out a bamboo shoot from his backpack and gave it to the bamboo rat.
The bamboo rat didn't dare to pick it up yet: "Thank you, little one, I'll still, no, no, I'll take it."
Xu Xiaobai laughed: "No, no, we are actually here to play, not to grab your things. Well, we like your knife very much, and we have to thank you." Xu Xiaobai put his backpack poured out the bamboo shoots in the bag, and sent them to the big bamboo rat: "These are for you, yes." Xu Xiaobai took out the hat and gloves from the bag again: "These are for you too."
The big bamboo rat has been here for so long, and this is the first time it has seen other people. It pushed back the hat, gloves, and bamboo shoots: "I don't want it, I don't want it, can I make a small request?"
The big bamboo rat carefully glanced at Zhou Qingyan, then looked at Xu Xiaobai, saw that Zhou Qingyan didn't respond, and continued his efforts: "Can you take me out, please, I don't want to live in this painting anymore, I'm really lonely, I've already done it Single rats for almost 600 years."
Xu Xiaobai broke out in cold sweat, and walked out of the painting. Now they are living in the painting, aren't they in an armadillo-like dreamland?Xu Xiaobai patted his chest and took a deep breath, and put the hat and gloves on for the big bamboo rat: "I'm also a little confused about the current situation, let me ask you, if we leave, we will let you know, what do you think?" Sample?"
The big bamboo rat wearing a hat and gloves looks more like a round tumbler, very cute.The tumbler stared at Xu Xiaobai hastily with two small black eyes, it didn't dare to look at Zhou Qingyan at all, Zhou Qingyan's eyes were really scary.
Holding the knife, Zhou Qingyan also glanced at the big bamboo rat. The big bamboo rat swished back into its hole immediately, but it didn't go in completely. Xu Xiaobai saw that the furry ball on the hat was still sticking out.
The bamboo shoots were not taken away, are they left for them to eat?Xu Xiaobai picked up the bamboo shoots again and put them in his bag.Holding the knife, Zhou Qingyan looked at the big bamboo rat, sixty catties of meat, just gone!
However, Zhou Qingyan held the knife in his hand, which should be able to hold sixty catties of meat.Xu Xiaobai had already seen the male god's hungry eyes, he smiled and held the male god's hand: "Let's go back and eat bamboo shoots, some vegetarian food is also good, where is the fairy in this painting?" It is said There is a fairy in every painting that can be accessed.
Xu Xiaobai has never seen the fairy in the painting.
Zhou Qingyan held the object's hand instead, embarrassed to tell the object that half of the bamboo shoots he picked were bitter.Zhou Qingyan held Xu Xiaobai's hand tightly, and said to him: "Painting is different from painting, there is no fairy in painting here."
There is no fairy in this painting, and the so-called fairy in the painting has never been a fairy.The fairy in the painting is the monster in the painting. It is often a part of the painting that has a magical opportunity to become a monster. The monster in the painting is always greedy for the mundane world while living on the paper.They like to seduce sentimental scholars and greedy humans.
There is no fairy tale in this painting.There is a kind of monster who is good at painting, which is incomparable to a vulgar monster like Mr. Kun. The paintings they draw are always a beautiful garden.
There is no fairy tale.Xu Xiaobai doesn't care whether it's in a painting or not, the key is to be with the male god again.