Sente Eiji's Black Friday

Chapter 217

My fight with that hapless boy Osamu Dazai escalated again.

Not only that, the direction of our pranking each other also has a tendency to run wildly in increasingly weird directions.

Although this is not my original intention, but I can't stand that little bastard Dazai Osamu, it's too irritating!Master Eiji, I have to punish him with what a brat of his age cares most about - face! !

Yes, punishment!Because everything is the fault of that brat Dazai Osamu, so I must punish him! !

It's not because Master Eiji and I are also funny and childish! !

——All in all, in such a happy (crossed out) daily routine, the New Year is here.

Mr. Mori may have been delighted by the fun provided by Osamu Dazai and I recently. You can see from the hairline that he, who is picky and narrow-minded, actually paid out of his own pocket with a big hand, and took all the middle and upper-level leaders of Hong Kong and Hei to a hot spring resort. Team building!

Wuhu!I have been in this world for so long, and I have never been to a hot spring!

Recalling the poor life of my childhood and the life of social animals in my youth, I was so moved that I was full of bitter tears. I happily packed my luggage and set off. I have been busy planning vacations and guarding against the sneak attack of that bastard Dazai Osamu along the way. , even Zhong Ye, who was in the same company, was not in a high mood all the way, but he couldn't tell.

Because according to my assumption, it is impossible for Chuya to be unhappy!Although we haven't made much progress these days, after all, Zhong often travels on business and sleeps with Chun Gai at home, but it is precisely because he has made great achievements during his business trips that he has officially become a cadre a few days ago Oh!

He can no longer be overwhelmed by the hateful Dazai kid, isn't that something to be happy about?

So I thought I was also very happy. When I invited him to go to the hot spring but was rejected, I didn't think much at all, and went directly to the hot spring with my things in my arms.

The hot spring hotel we stayed in has a large group of hot springs, and there are several hot springs in the men's bath surrounded by fences, so although there are many people coming, we don't have to worry about the hot springs being crowded.

When I arrived, there were already people in the hot springs.Sensei, as the leader, naturally owns a medium-sized pool... Although I always feel that the real reason why he can be alone is that he is non-stop and obsequiously chatting with Alice, the girl next door...

Well, this hot spring only has the people inside Hong Kong. Hei are really nice, otherwise we may have to witness other tourists call the police to take the leader away for molesting young girls.

Osamu Dazai was soaking in the pool next to Mr. Mori. This brat did not give up his bandage body even in the hot spring. He was leaning against the wall of the pool and looked at me expressionlessly. A sinister and malicious smile.

I raised my eyebrows, returned a super generous and bright smile without hesitation, then watched his face stiffen in satisfaction, and turned his head away almost in embarrassment.

Hahaha, sure enough, this kid has almost zero resistance to my smile, and every time I see it, he will show a particularly uncomfortable and awkward look, which greatly satisfies my desire for revenge.

To be honest, this dishonest appearance is much more pleasing to the eye than the eerily quiet appearance that had no desire to survive when he fell from the building a few days ago.

At that time, Osamu Dazai seemed really ready to die, as if he had no nostalgia for this world.

Fortunately, Master Eiji, who had already planned everything, stepped in at the door, and he was so angry that he wanted to take revenge on me again :-P

It's what it is, such a handsome young man, what hurdles can't he overcome?Although he is neither my favorite, nor do I care how desperate he is, but after all, he is the diamond that my grandpa told me to be optimistic about, huh?So I'd better work hard to keep him in this lively state!

...It would be better if he had fewer bad ideas.

After soaking in the hot spring, I silently looked at my wooden basin, to be precise, looked at the underwear that was still fine when I put it in, but now it was rags, and smiled ferociously with some itchy teeth.

That bastard...! !

"Osamu Dazai——!"

I wrapped a towel around my crotch and rushed back to the men's bath. I picked up the young man in the hot spring who was so comfortable that his cheeks were flushed. I gritted my teeth and yelled at him: "You black-hearted brat! What good did you do? !!"

"Huh? What are you talking about Natsume-kun, I didn't do anything?" Osamu Dazai blinked his moist eyes at me and asked innocently.

Speaking of which, he hasn't wrapped his right eye around since the last time he jumped off the building.

——By the way, is now the time to lament such things! !

"Are you still playing dumb with me, aren't you?!" I glared at him furiously, and raised my poor underwear with the other hand, "Since I came in, only you have been out among them, and you have done such wicked things. Who else could it be if it wasn't you?!"

"Huh—?!" Osamu Dazai glanced at the underwear I was carrying with a lack of interest. After he saw what it was, his expression changed suddenly. Yelling: "Damn! Why did you bring your panties in! And cut it like this on purpose! Disgusting! Get away from me!!"

As soon as this scream was much more disgusting than the frank me, the whole male soup and the female soup next door fell silent, and everyone looked at me together.

Blue veins popped out on my forehead, and I smiled blindly under the gaze of everyone: "Oh——?! How dare you say it, Dazai-kun who peeped at the men's toilet without wearing pants."

"Where is it, it's not as good as Natsume-kun who deliberately cut his underwear to satisfy his inner desire to run naked~" Osamu Dazai replied with a strange ambiguity.

"Ah, ah, compared to me, the half-naked Dazai-kun on the organization building in broad daylight is obviously more perverted, isn't he?" I pulled the corners of my mouth with a half-smile.

"How could it be? Of course, Natsume-kun is more perverted than Natsume-kun who is upright and upright holding his panties in a vacuum and touching others~" Osamu Dazai's face became dark, but the smile at the corner of his mouth became more and more innocent.

"Huh? Do you mean that I'm interested in thin bamboo poles and small mushrooms like you?" I looked him up and down contemptuously, and my eyes stayed in one place for a while.

The veins on Dazai Osamu's forehead were bulging, and he tore off the towel around my waist with his hands at a speed that surprised me. He said in disbelief, "I'll have to compare it to find out if it's a small mushroom—"

His voice stopped abruptly.

"hiss--!!"

The next moment, there was a sound of gasping for air, and the male colleagues (including Mr. Mori who pretended not to care) who were secretly watching our side all gasped, and looked at each other with pathetic and jealous eyes that were shining green. Staring at me...... [beep——].

Dazai Osamu's eyes are especially green, no, it's better to say that his face has turned green, and I can even hear his teeth grinding.

Oh, brat.

I raised my chin proudly, and looked down at him condescendingly.

Osamu Dazai looked up at me suspiciously, and after a few seconds, he suddenly showed a very gentle smile, like a cunning wild cat that finally saw a sparrow fall to the ground.

I subconsciously felt that something was wrong, but before I could react, he turned into a frightened fake face, covered his eyes with his pale face and shouted: "Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

I:"???"

Are you deliberately using this sentence to retaliate against me? ? !

Not wanting to be a pervert at all, I immediately let go of him, opened my mouth to retort, suddenly there was a loud knock on the door behind me, followed by a somewhat familiar boyish voice: "Mr. Dazai!! What's wrong with you—is it you?! "

I:"???!"

I looked back in confusion at Ryunosuke Akutagawa who had suddenly barged in, and Chuya who poked his head in suspiciously behind him, who was looking at me and Osamu Dazai with a shocked expression, his whole body was shocked ! !

"Wait, listen to my explanation, things are not what you think—"

"Damn—Eiji Kurosawa!! Why are you here!! What are you doing to Mr. Dazai?!"

The young man who had been suspended for a long time because of his failure a year ago showed a furious expression, and the hem of his clothes began to fly around—by the way, why are you still wearing clothes when you come to the hot spring? !

Seeing that the scene was getting more and more chaotic, I grabbed the towel from Osamu Dazai's hand and wrapped it around my waist, and stretched out Erkon to the mad Akutagawa and the expressionless Nakaya amidst his sinister titters. Hand: "Trust me! I really didn't do anything! This guy did it first—"

"Stop quibbling! I swear to the death to defend Mr. Dazai's innocence!! Look at the trick, the supernatural power—"Rashomon"! ! "

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

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Just when the scene became extremely chaotic.

With a loud bang, Akutagawa, who was in a state of rage, was knocked out with a punch.

Nantang, who was dancing with demons, suddenly fell into silence. Everyone, including Natsume Eiji, stared blankly at Nakahara Chuya, who ended the farce by himself, and his heart trembled at the strange and calm expression at the moment. Tremble.

Under everyone's gaze, the orange-haired young man in a yukata lowered his fists, he didn't even look at Akutagawa lying dead at his feet, and looked at Eiji in a blink of an eye.

The blue-haired man was holding several bathtubs in his hands at the moment, and he was looking at him in a funny pose ready to throw.Half of the towel around his waist had slipped off, revealing an almost complete half of the mermaid line.

"..." Chuya Nakahara bit his lower lip silently and sullenly, and accurately found the one of Eiji from the wooden basin at his feet, took out the bathrobe, walked over without saying a word, and handed it to Eiji.

Eiji blinked his eyes in confusion, took the bathrobe obediently but didn't understand very well, and put it on: "?"

Nakahara also glanced at him without showing any emotion, and pulled up his bold and open skirt tightly with his hands, then stared back at Osamu Dazai coldly, then grabbed Eiji's sleeve, without looking back. He pulled away.

When passing by the door, he even bent down to pick up the underwear that Ying Er had flown there sometime, stuffed it into the tub with no expression on his face, and took it away with him.

Behind them, Mori Ogai, who had seen enough of the good show, covered the corner of his mouth with an interested smile, and continued to talk to Alice. The other members who had been arguing for a long time also calmed down one after another, drinking and chatting.

Only Osamu Dazai, who had been noisy until just now but seemed inexplicably happy, lowered his eyes without saying a word after the two of them left, and a trace of obscurity flashed quickly in his eyes.

— was not noticed by anyone.