69novels Chapter 1 My Mother's Best Friend
Chapter 1 My Mother's Best Friend
"Welcome to Haicheng from the super popular magical girl project [Muse]! *kiss*"
Chu Sheng looked up at the giant LED screen on the exterior wall of the office building.
On the screen, several cute girls with slim waists and long legs, dressed in stage outfits, are jumping and dancing. As their skirts flutter, glimpses of flesh at the base of their thighs, accentuated by white stockings, are faintly visible. The final frame freezes, with the girls all making a giant pink heart shape with their hands towards the camera.
"Pooh!"
He spat out a mouthful of sour retort, "You good-for-nothing!"
Magical girls aren't like that!
There are no invincible transformation frames, no crop tops and absolute territory, and no friendly face-breaking punches when recruiting new teammates!
Some of the issues were hidden clauses not clearly understood when signing the contract, teammates who were already clueless by the third episode, and that white beast who smiled and said, "Sign a contract with me and become a magical girl!"
Chu Sheng has been a magical girl for sixteen years now.
It all started when he was two years old. He was lying next to his cradle, curiously watching his sleeping sister, when a white thing suddenly popped out of nowhere.
With its round body and long ears, it looks like a harmless mascot.
It looked down at its baby sister in the swaddling clothes, then looked up and stared at the bewildered Chu Sheng.
"...Oops, I'm too early." It stuck out its tongue. "In that case, come and sign a contract with me and become a magical girl!"
Chu Sheng became a magical girl in a completely daze.
He had no idea what was written in the contract; at that time, he couldn't even read a single word.
All he remembered was what that white bastard said before he left: "If you don't uphold justice, you'll die."
Chu Sheng didn't understand what "executing justice" meant, so he came up with the dumbest solution: beat up anyone he thought was a bad person first.
A wallet stolen at the train station? A transformation.
Cutting in line at the cafeteria? Transformation.
Using a rat's head as a duck's neck? A transformation.
A group member sent a mysterious number? Wait, let me take a look first.
Why is it all the same old stuff again? Transform!
And so, Chu Sheng calmly completed kindergarten, elementary school, junior high, and high school without ever encountering a single Warcraft.
But thinking about it, it makes sense. The town he lives in is just the suburbs of a third- or fourth-tier city. Even Mixue Ice Cream hasn't opened there yet. If Warcraft went there, he wouldn't even have anywhere to buy a lemonade.
Then, Chu Sheng was admitted to Haicheng University. For the first time in his life, he stepped out of that small town.
"Aunt Gu..."
Chu Sheng stared at the WeChat interface, where his mother had sent him a friend request. He hesitated for a few seconds, then clicked the "Add Friend" button.
Aunt Gu was his mother's best friend, but Chu Sheng had never met her. Hearing that she was doing well in Haicheng, his mother shamelessly sent her son to live with her.
My mother's original words were that he would have someone to look after him in Haicheng, which would save him some rent, and he could also learn from that Aunt Gu.
"Sigh, we've really shot ourselves in the foot."
Aunt Gu hadn't accepted his friend request yet. Chu Sheng, carrying large and small bags, squatted by the bus stop and sighed.
If he hadn't told his parents he wanted to live off-campus, they wouldn't have gone to Aunt Gu to take him in.
Chu Sheng had vehemently refused to live on campus because it would make it easier for him to transform into a vigilante and carry out his duty of justice at night. What if his roommates caught him, a grown man, changing into a lace-trimmed dress in the dorm…
Shocking! A college freshman has a cross-dressing fetish; his attempt to seduce his roommates at night backfired, and he was subsequently beaten up!
All I wanted was to wear a soft, fragrant dress... no, all I wanted was to punish evil and promote good, what did I do wrong?
"bite."
The phone rang. Chu Sheng looked down sullenly and saw that Aunt Gu had accepted his friend request.
[Gu Yanru]: Xiao Chu? Auntie can't leave here. Take a taxi to No. 13 Junhai Road. The password is six 1s. When you get there, pick a room yourself. There are drinks in the refrigerator.
Chu Sheng quickly replied "Thank you, Auntie," and then opened a ride-hailing app to search for No. 13 Junhai Road.
Wow, it's a huge villa.
A big villa is great! The house is big enough, the soundproofing is definitely good, and it also means I don't have to see Aunt Gu all the time, plus I have plenty of privacy.
Chu Sheng's mood improved slightly, and he immediately called a ride-hailing service.
The driver was a talkative middle-aged man who was also a die-hard fan of the magical girl idol group [Muse].
While discussing the situation in the Middle East with Chu Sheng, he patted the steering wheel and said, "Trust me, there won't be a war," while playing the latest single by Muse on the car stereo.
"Soft and fluffy love omelet rice".
Chu Sheng, sitting in the back seat, was finding it incredibly difficult to remain calm. But just then, alarm bells suddenly went off in his head!
"parking!"
Chu Sheng grabbed the driver's shoulder, startling the middle-aged man. "Damn it, young man, if you don't like this song, just say so! Why are you making such a fuss? I'll cut it right now..."
"boom!!!"
A loud bang echoed through the sky, sending a powerful shockwave that shook even ride-hailing vehicles and set off a cacophony of burglar alarms along the street.
"Warcraft!"
Chu Sheng's eyes suddenly lit up with excitement—it was definitely a magical beast!
After being a magical girl for sixteen years, she is finally about to encounter her first magical beast!
"Hey, it's no big deal." The middle-aged man curled his lip, casually took out a cigarette and lit it. "You just arrived from out of town, right? Don't panic. There are monster outbreaks in Haicheng every few days. The magical girl will come to take care of it in a bit."
"By the way, little bro, which one do you support in [Muse]? Judging from your reserved demeanor, I guess you like big-breasted mature women..."
The middle-aged man exhaled a smoke ring and casually glanced at the rearview mirror inside the car.
The back seat was empty.
The thin, fair-skinned boy had disappeared sometime earlier.
"Holy crap?!"
midair.
Chu Sheng stood in mid-air, holding a short staff shaped like a phantom dragon in his hand, gazing at the distant sky.
One after another, booming sounds came from deep within the clouds, air waves surged, and beams of light tore through the clouds, plunging the sky into darkness.
"They've already started working together?" Chu Sheng murmured to himself. "The speed at which people start work in big cities is really fast."
He took a deep breath, his expression solemn, and raised the Illusion Dragon high.
A surge of energy coursed around him, and the hem of his clothes fluttered even though there was no wind!
"Astra duce, prisca proles adveni..."
With stars as guides, the ancient descendants descend.
"...My heart is pounding, my smile is shining, a magical girl from the dark side of the moon prays for you with all her heart..."
"Transformation! Pooh~★(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ!"
A pure black light surged from the phantom dragon, instantly engulfing him!
The originally loose white T-shirt ripped apart from the neckline, swallowed by darkness, and then reformed into a fitted Gothic corset.
A black leather belt cinched her slender waist, its delicate curves breathtaking. Her flat chest rose slightly, supporting layers of dark red lace.
A pair of long, slender, and shapely legs stretched out in the void, with black velvet stockings climbing up her calves and creating an absolute territory.
With a slight touch of her toes, thick-soled cross-shaped leather shoes materialized out of thin air. Her short hair grew wildly, transforming into two fluffy, curly silver pigtails that danced wildly in the wind.
As the darkness dissipated, Chu Sheng's once handsome boyish face had transformed. His jawline had become refined and alluring, his eyes were slightly upturned at the corners, and his scarlet vertical pupils gleamed with a cold light.
The magical dragon also transformed in her palm, turning into an exquisite black lace parasol.
There was no time to mourn the passing of young Chu Sheng!
Those rushing to the battlefield at this moment are!
A low-profile gothic magical girl with 143 fans (32 of whom are zombie fans bought for 10 yuan on a second-hand marketplace)!
[The Dark Side of the Moon], Lilith!!!