69novels Chapter 25 Three-Fact Agent
Chapter 25 Three-Fact Agent
"How are you feeling? Are you feeling better now?"
Qin Wuying sat by the hospital bed and placed a basket of fresh fruit on the bedside table.
At this moment, Coulson lay on his back with multiple fractures throughout his body, completely unable to move.
This was only from one punch from the Iron Monger armor.
"Thank you, Mr. Qin, for saving our lives."
Coulson struggled to open and close his lips, managing to make a sound through his teeth.
He heard the whole story from his colleagues and was deeply impressed by Qin Wuying's amputation of his limbs.
"Excuse me, I have a phone call coming in, I have to leave now."
Before they could exchange more than a few words, Qin Wuying's communication device started buzzing.
The screen displayed: Caller ID - Mare Fuck Hero.
"Mr. Qin, would you be interested in joining...?"
"Beep, beep, beep."
Qin Wuying hung up immediately upon hearing Nick Fury's opening line.
However, not long after, the communication device rang again.
No matter how many times Qin Wuying ignored him, Nick Fury persisted in calling.
"What exactly do you want? I've already told you I won't join."
"Temporary, temporary!"
Fury quickly uttered a few words on the other end, afraid that the call would be disconnected again.
"The next mission is dangerous, so I'm sending out my two strongest secret agents."
"What does that have to do with me?"
"I need you to keep them in check; these two are being disobedient."
If they were face-to-face now, Qin Wuying would really want to roll his eyes at Nick Fury.
Your subordinates are disobedient, so you come to me, an outsider?
Qin Wuying had long thought this guy was nonsensical, and now it seemed he was right.
but……
"Tell me the names of those two agents."
"You still haven't said yes?"
"I have a strange quirk: if I see a name I like, I'm more likely to say yes."
"..."
Fury was noticeably silent for several seconds on the other end of the phone.
"Okay, it's Romanov and Clint."
Fury has been traveling the world for many years and has heard of and seen all sorts of eccentric people.
Compared to ruthless scientists and psychologically twisted murderers, Qin Wuying's hobby is perfectly normal.
"What a wonderful name! I'll join."
To complete the repair of this timeline, it's essential to get to know the main storyline's superheroes as soon as possible.
Black Widow and Hawkeye are two essential members of the team.
After the brief communication ended, Qin Wuying walked out of the hospital. A light drizzle was falling outside.
A black sports car drifted over and came to an abrupt stop in front of Qin Wuying.
"Get in the car."
The driver's side window slowly rolled down, and a blonde woman wearing sunglasses turned her head.
"Wait, wait," Qin Wuying waved his hands repeatedly, "I'm not that kind of person."
The beautiful woman took off her sunglasses, and the way she looked at him was as if he were an idiot.
"I'm Nick Fury's man, you idiot."
Qin Wuying didn't speak, opened the car door and sat in the passenger seat, followed by several minutes of silence.
Why didn't you say so sooner!
"Um, hello? May I ask your name?"
Finally unable to hold back any longer, Qin Wuying recalled scenes from movies she had seen, trying to break the awkward atmosphere.
"Sasha."
The other party still only responded with a single, cold word.
The sports car had been driving on the highway for almost an hour, and neither of them had spoken another word.
Qin Wuying usually suffers from motion sickness, but today she did not feel any discomfort.
Hey? Isn't this exactly the topic we should be discussing?
"The citrus scent in the car is so nice; it instantly cured my motion sickness. Where did it come from?"
"It's the perfume I'm wearing, you pervert."
Oh no, this has really killed the conversation.
Can anyone tell me how to properly get along with women?
Before long, the vehicle slowed down and drove down the ramp into the underground.
There seemed to be only two cars in many of the parking spaces.
One of them was the car they were riding in, while the other car, of the same model, was already parked.
Sasha cranked the steering wheel and executed a super 360° golden spin, maneuvering the car perfectly into one of the parking spaces.
Qin Wuying, who hadn't felt dizzy the whole way, almost vomited in the last few seconds.
"We've arrived. This is a temporary base for S.H.I.E.L.D."
Looking around, there was cement and construction materials everywhere; it was an unfinished underground parking garage.
"Is S.H.I.E.L.D. facing a tight budget?"
Qin Wuying scratched his head, feeling that using such a place as a base was too perfunctory and unsafe.
"Try taking two steps forward."
"Oh? Okay, okay."
The other party suddenly took the initiative to strike up a conversation, and Qin Wuying quickly complied, hoping to repair the goodwill level.
"Ouch! That hurts!"
However, as soon as he took a step, his head hit the air.
Sasha gave a triumphant smile, then took out her ID card from her pocket and waved it in the air a few times.
The scene then changed instantly.
The cracked lime walls have been transformed into exquisite modern-style wallpaper;
The cheap light bulbs that used to flicker on the ceiling have now been replaced by more technologically advanced hallway lights.
Qin Wuying's path was blocked by a tightly closed door.
Qin Wuying touched the small bump on her forehead; she must have bumped into the door earlier.
"This is S.H.I.E.L.D.'s holographic technology, you idiots."
Sasha swiped her ID card again to open the door and led Qin Wuying into the base.
The sound of pop music reached my ears first.
Two agents dressed in custom-made outfits are swaying and dancing slowly to music.
"Ah, finally I can see the real you."
Looking at Black Widow and Hawkeye, Qin Wuying was extremely excited.
"Do we have fakes?" Hawkeye laughed and tossed over a cookie.
Seeing that the three had made contact, Sasha quietly left the room.
Qin Wuying took the snack, put it in her mouth and chewed it. A cranberry flavor spread out.
He felt a bit dizzy, as if something was wrong.
Oops! Why is Black Widow carrying a quiver while Hawkeye is wearing a white, tight-fitting combat suit?
"Which of you is Hawkeye?"
"It's me," Natasha Romanov replied casually, raising one hand.
"Then who is Black...?" Just as Qin Wuying was about to say the word "widow," she felt it was inappropriate.
"I am a widower," Clint added.
Qin Wuying opened his mouth wide, not knowing what to say for a moment.
The abilities of this pair of agents are completely opposite to those in other universes!
And what kind of tongue-twisting name is "widower"?!
"And you, what's your code name?"
Natasha blinked, staring at Qin Wuying's casual suit.
For a secret agent, the looseness of this outfit is a bit too much.
"Me..." Qin Wuying desperately searched her mind for words that could be used as a form of address.
"I am a mage agent, codename Pangolin!"