69novels Chapter 21 Go out and have some fun~
Chapter 21 Go out and have some fun~
Martin raised his fist, which was as big as a sandbag, and tried to punch the yellow cube.
There was no response.
"Huh? What's going on? Do I really have to push it up?"
Martin held the yellow cube above his head, tried to balance it on his head, and then quickly looked at the yellow cube.
The yellow square still didn't react.
"Still nothing??? What went wrong..."
Martin stroked his chin in thought when Toad suddenly walked past him.
"How stupid of me! There's someone directly involved, why don't I just ask him?"
Martin slapped his forehead in frustration, then grabbed Toad's travel bag and pulled him in front of him.
Toad asked, "What?"
Martin put down Toad and asked, "Old Martin, tell me honestly, is this a power-up item that's already been used?"
"Of course not!"
Toad gestured dramatically, saying, "There's a huge difference between power-up items that have been used and those that haven't. Look at this question mark; used power-up items don't have this, and the color is different too..."
"Then why isn't it working when I try to push it? Is it because my posture is wrong?"
Martin didn't want to know the difference between used and unused yellow blocks; he just wanted to know why no mushrooms popped up after he used them!
"To successfully use the power-up item, there are strict requirements for the height of the jump and the posture in the air, and the surrounding air quality and humidity must also be maintained at blah blah blah..."
Toad talked on and on, leaving Martin completely bewildered.
I never imagined there would be so many things to consider when trying to put a yellow square on your head in the real world!
Why aren't there so many things to do in games?
Oh, I see, it shows that the real world is rigorous!
Toad got thirsty talking, so he took out a water bottle from his travel bag and gulped down a lot of water.
"Finally! And most importantly!"
Toad had a serious expression on his face.
Martin quickly sat up straight, waiting for Toad to continue.
Here it comes, the real deal is coming!
Toad flipped the yellow cube in Martin's hand over and said solemnly, "You're holding it upside down."
"what?"
Martin's expression froze.
Toad shouted, "I said, you've got it upside down!"
Martin looked at the yellow cube in his hand, then at Toad, and finally tried to push the yellow cube.
A red mushroom with white spots jumped out of the yellow square.
Martin, still holding the mushroom blankly, asked, "What was the point of all that you just told me...?"
"nonsense."
Toad remained calm and composed.
"Depend on!"
Martin was so angry he wanted to fry him in a pan and let Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia have a taste.
After babbling on for over ten minutes, you're telling me all this nonsense literature?
"Alright, that's all for now!"
Out of revenge, Martin gave Toad a slap on the butt.
"Ouch!" Toad rubbed his bottom and ran to the side resentfully.
Martin's gaze fell on the mushroom in his hand, his heart filled with both excitement and trepidation. He closed his eyes and swallowed it in one gulp.
"Smack smack. To be honest, the taste is just so-so, mushroom flavor. I should have sprinkled some cumin and chili powder on it and grilled it before eating."
Just then, a surge of energy flowed into Martin's body, and his fists suddenly grew larger, followed by his feet and legs, and then his body.
Looking at his growing body, Martin roared excitedly.
Humhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
An electronic voice suddenly sounded from somewhere.
The giant Martin has arrived!
"Power surges from my body!"
Martin raised his hands, feeling incredibly refreshed.
"Ha, my height is back too!"
"Old Ao, does this mean I have two lives now?"
"What do you mean?" Toad scratched his head as he teased Yuanbao.
"Uh, never mind, you go do your thing."
Martin didn't bother to explain. He secretly pulled down his pants and peeked inside, instantly overjoyed.
Good heavens, this power-up item is awesome! (voice cracks)
After stretching his limbs, Martin couldn't wait to go out and have some fun.
"Old Ao, you stay in this room and don't go anywhere. If you get hungry, eat the snacks on the bedside table. I'm going out for a bit."
"Okay, I understand."
Martin opened the door and walked out of the room, closing the door behind him.
Possessing a powerful weapon, one can easily indulge in wishful thinking.
He decided to check out the legendary bar downstairs!
Before leaving, Martin decided to check on his roommate and say hello. After glancing at Chen Meijia's closed door, he went to Lu Ziqiao's room.
Looking at the things scattered on the ground, there was a straw hat, a bottle labeled "Power Pills", an abacus, a toothbrush with only two bristles left, Superman shorts, a stack of CDs, and so on.
"Wow, Ziqiao, you have a lot of stuff, and it's quite a mixed bag."
Lu Ziqiao, who was struggling with the mattress, saw Martin as if he had seen a savior and said enthusiastically, "Master Ma, you've come at the perfect time. I really can't handle this sheet by myself. Can you help me?"
"Ziqiao, I'm no longer a priest. Stop calling me Master Ma. Just call me Martin, Old Ma, or Old Ding."
Martin carefully walked around the messy items on the ground and came to Lu Ziqiao.
"Okay, then I'll call you... Martin."
"Eh? You..." Lu Ziqiao frowned and looked Martin up and down.
"What's wrong?"
Martin felt a chill run down his spine from his gaze.
What the hell!
Does this kid have some kind of unusual fetish? Wouldn't that be like walking right into a trap?
Looking at Martin, Lu Ziqiao hesitated and said, "You... seem to have grown taller than before?"
Martin relaxed and rambled on, "Oh, it was because... it was too early before, and my body hadn't adapted to the gamma-ray particle radiation caused by gravity. The tidal phenomenon affected my body, so I... shrank. Now it's almost noon, and my body has adapted, so I've returned to my original height."
"Oh~ that explains why you seemed shorter than me this morning, it's because of... gravity!"
Lu Ziqiao suddenly realized.
Although he couldn't understand Martin's ramblings, he couldn't show his ignorance, so he pretended to understand.
Martin changed the subject, "Yeah, yeah. By the way, didn't you ask me to help you? How can I help?"
"Yes, yes, you grab that corner, I'll pull hard on this side, don't let go," Lu Ziqiao instructed.
"it is good."
Martin nodded.
"Hmm~" Lu Ziqiao pulled hard on the sheet.
Martin felt the pull from the other side and quickly gripped it tightly.
"Wow! Ziqiao, you're way too small!"
"Who's small?! You should say the sheet is small! I bought this sheet from a street vendor, and well, it shrank after just one wash! What a rip-off!"
"No, you should get a bigger one, it won't fit!"
"This is the only fitted sheet I have."
"One? Then how do you usually change your clothes?"
"Nude, pshaw! Fine, I won't wear a mask then."
"???"
"Brother, making money isn't easy these days. Where would I get the spare money to buy two sheets? One will do."
stab-
Martin and Lu Ziqiao looked at each other in bewilderment as they stared at the sheet tape that had been torn into two pieces.
"Uh...you can buy a new one now."
"Oh my god, my bed sheets!!!"
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