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"Look! This is Little Bi, this is Little Li, this is Allen! They are a loving family! Come and pet them."
"Stop!!!"
"Absolutely forbidden!"
"My living ancestor!"
"Stay away from Pam, Pam—!"
"Don't come any closer!"
Dan Heng made a decisive decision, his voice firm and resolute: "Qiong, Sanyue, quickly subdue Xing!"
"Yes, sir!" ×2
Two figures shot off like arrows; Qiong executed a standard arm lock, while San Yueqi delivered a precise sweeping leg kick.
Before Xing could react, the two of them pressed her down onto the sofa, rendering her unable to move.
Those three loving larvae were instantly frozen into three crystal-clear ice sculptures by the six phases of ice that burst forth from March 7's fingertips.
"call……"
Himeko wiped away non-existent cold sweat from her forehead, trying to ease the almost frozen atmosphere with a joke:
"While a few stinging insects and larvae don't pose much of a threat... I think nobody wants to experience the strange life of living with a bunch of insects, right?"
Unfortunately, the pale faces of March 7th and Xiaobaixi indicated that the joke was not funny at all.
The thought of those worms with menacing mouths that might be wriggling in the shadows sent chills down Xiao Baixi's spine.
"It's an extremely urgent matter!"
Pam was completely outraged; her big, furry ears swung like propellers as she bounced around in fear and trembling.
It stomped its foot and issued the highest command:
"A thorough cleaning! A complete train cleaning is absolutely necessary right now!"
"We must find and eliminate all the insect eggs, Pam! Absolutely! We absolutely do not want to see the entire carriage crawling with insects, Pam!"
The problem is not only the potential for insect eggs inside the carriages.
The exterior of the train also suffered, inexplicably being swallowed into the stomach of the giant true worm. The surface of the train was covered with highly corrosive, viscous, and disgusting digestive fluid, and it was almost completely dissolved inside.
Cleaning the car body is also an urgent matter!
"Before we make our leap to Pinocchio, we need to detour to the nearest car wash, Starpa!"
Without hesitation, Pam rushed to the control panel, her little paws quickly adjusting the direction of the star trail.
In the vast universe, there are many car wash planets that are specifically designed to serve interstellar transportation.
They are like large service stations scattered along the route, not far apart, and can be reached quickly.
Pam was determined to give her beloved car a thorough overhaul, inside and out.
"The train's annual deep cleaning?"
March 7th's eyes lit up instantly, and with fists clenched, she declared energetically:
"I love a tidy room, so I must take this opportunity to clean every single spot thoroughly!"
After saying that, she winked playfully at Qiong and gave him a flattering smile.
"Spring cleaning..."
Xing, who was firmly pinned down on the sofa by Qiongzai riding on her back, seemed to suddenly remember something and then sat up with a jolt.
"Hey~ What are you doing~"
Caught off guard, Qiong was nearly knocked off the sofa by the sudden movement and let out a protesting older brother's voice.
Xing had no time to pay attention to her younger brother. She strode with her striking white legs and rushed to an inconspicuous corner of the observation car, her sharp eyes scanning left and right as if searching for a lost treasure.
"Huh? Where's my trash? Have you guys seen my trash?"
"Where did this huge pile of trash go? I put it here before! Who took it?"
His starry gaze swept over the several highly suspected individuals present, like a searchlight.
"It wasn't me, I was playing a game."
Qiong remained on the sofa, not even raising her head.
"It wasn't me. I was interrupting Qiong's game."
March 7th shook his head, intimidated by Xing's imposing presence.
The corner of the rabbit's eye twitched violently:
"Wait a minute! Why did you put a bunch of trash in the observation car?"
Xing pouted, looking aggrieved, as if she had lost her beloved toy.
"Hmm... those are all oddly shaped aluminum cans that I painstakingly collected from more than a dozen trash cans, which I planned to use for a stacking game."
"that……"
Bai hope timidly raised her small hand, her voice soft and weak:
"Sister Xing, I think I saw... that cute little animal eat your baby."
Her slender finger pointed to a strangely shaped creature swaying leisurely in the corner—it was a cat-shaped cake shaped like a trash can.
"Fine! You dare eat my garbage! Spit it out!"
Xing rushed over in one stride, standing with his hands on his hips like a demon king descending to earth, looking down at the innocent-looking trash cat cake.
"I remember."
The little duck tilted its head and calmly delivered the crucial blow:
"This trash can cat looks like a pet you brought back from the Black Tower Space Station, right?"
"Oh? Is that so?"
Xing blinked her innocent big eyes, her expression changing so quickly it was astonishing.
She immediately dropped her fierce expression, cleared her throat, and adopted a magnanimous demeanor:
"Ahem! Since you're one of us... then the death penalty can be waived!"
Her tone shifted abruptly, and her eyes turned sinister again:
"But you can't escape punishment! You've eaten my treasured garbage, so you'll have to pay the price! Hehehe~"
Xing reached out her devilish claws, grabbed the trembling, trashy cat treat, and declared its fate:
"Since you love eating junk so much, why don't you use your skills to help with cleaning duties! All the junk you can eat!"
"Hey, why are you arguing with a piece of trash?"
On March 7th, he rubbed his forehead, looking utterly helpless.
"Hmph, how do you know it doesn't want to help us with our chores?"
Xing retorted confidently, then lowered her head solemnly and gently asked the cat-shaped trash can she was holding:
"Little guy, you're willing, proactive, and eager to help us with our chores, right?"
She paused, her smile kind:
If so, answer: 'Meow'
“If not, then answer ‘Moreover, you and I fish and gather firewood on the riverbank, keeping company with fish and shrimp and befriending deer and elk, rowing a small boat, raising our cups to each other.’”
March 7 & Bai hope: "..."
Haha Rabbit & Little Duck: "6!"
Trash Cat Cake: "...Meow?"
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Five minutes later.
HaiTu crossed his arms and looked at March 7th, Qiong, and Xing, who were sitting in a row on the sofa, legs crossed in unison, practically holding drinks in their hands, with a puzzled expression:
"Wasn't there supposed to be an emergency deep clean? Why aren't you doing anything?"
She was about to go back to her room to pack.
"Brownie."
Xing's voice had lost its usual liveliness, carrying a natural nobility and indifference. Her majestic and distant golden eyes shone brightly, reflecting the ignorant girl.
The gray-haired girl's aura at this moment perfectly matched the image of a cold and aloof older sister.
"Let me teach you the proper way to do a thorough cleaning!"
This sudden change in aura really startled the Haunted Rabbit.
She subconsciously suppressed her skeptical expression, and her eyes instinctively showed a hint of inquiry and learning from her senior's experience.
After all, she was the youngest in terms of seniority in the train crew.
Seeing that Haitu was adopting a humble and receptive attitude, Xing nodded in satisfaction, as if he were a master about to impart a secret.
Then--
She whirled around, instantly switching back to that sly, mischievous grin, and clung tightly to Qiong's arm like a koala, shaking it in a sickeningly sweet voice:
"Daddy~~~"
At the same time, March 7th also put on his dramatic act, quickly striking a standard ancient Chinese greeting with his left hand on his right fist, and speaking in a loud voice:
"Godfather—!"
"Hmm~"
Qiong showed a pleased expression and took out the Tara mask to put it on.
"Come forth, my legion!"
Amidst the bewildered and astonished expression on Haitu's face, countless shadowy figures in the form of little raccoon girls emerged from every shadowy corner of the carriage like boiling ink.
The universe's number one domestic service army, the Shadow Legion, reporting for duty!
Of course, no one was really idle.
As the Shadow Legion swept through the carriages like a whirlwind, embarking on a rather peculiar cleaning spree, everyone else also began their actual work.
With Qiong as the detector, and Silver Branch, a pure and beautiful knight with extremely high insect-killing efficiency, the group quickly found and physically exorcised the true stinging insects and unhatched eggs hidden in the nooks and crannies.
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Volume 1: Chapter 534 Bronya: I Have Betrayed Three Times
After spending half a day on the car wash planet, the exterior of the Starry Sky Train was polished to a gleaming shine by professional equipment, resembling a brand-new shooting star traveling through the universe.
The staff at the station on the planet only provide exterior cleaning services; the heavy responsibility of thoroughly cleaning the interior of the carriages still falls on the train crew's own shoulders.
"I'm giving up! I'm quitting! I'm not going to be a model worker anymore?"
"It's over, Owada! Are you giving up completely? Being a Star Core is too exhausting?"
"What exactly was the purpose of the 'Nima Star Train' working for three days?"
Xing, completely lacking any ladylike demeanor, plopped down on the carpet at the edge of the carriage and began singing the classic song, "I'm Giving Up on Star Cores."
This is the blanket-covered little nest that March 7th specially prepared because she originally wanted to keep a pet on the train.
Unfortunately, her grand plan to raise a cat was thwarted when she discovered that the stray cat she had unexpectedly adopted was actually a mutant breed.
After transforming into a Flerken and nearly devouring the food stored on the train, enough to feed everyone for several years, and half a train's worth of furniture, it tragically declared bankruptcy.
"Hey! Hey!"
March 7th stood with her hands on her hips, looking down at the Star Core Spirit that had usurped her place:
"What do you mean you're tired? Eradicating the bugs is a shared task, and each person only had to deal with a few! Did you put in as much effort as I did?"
"It's not just about killing insects!"
Xing hugged her knees, lay on her side on the blanket like a salted fish, and shrugged twice. Her voice was weak and listless, as if her body had been hollowed out.