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Like a wind-up toy that has sprung up, Xing suddenly jumped up, her long, fair legs, smooth and translucent, taking quick and firm steps.
Da da da da!
Like stepping to the beat of a war drum, they instantly rushed behind the Black Tower.
Her slender, jade-like hands rested steadily on the rounded shoulders of the doll-like girl.
Then, Xing took a deep breath and pressed down hard.
"Hi~!"
The stars' expressions changed in astonishing synchronization. Both of them gasped at the same time, their faces showing a strange sense of shock as if they were being squeezed by something narrow yet strangely beautiful and soft.
This scene is also recorded in "The Peach Blossom Spring".
It was initially extremely narrow, barely wide enough for one person to pass through.
The Black Tower, still immersed in the unexpected discovery that Qiong had embarked on the path of reproduction, was completely unprepared for this backstabbing from behind.
Her expression was blank and dazed, and at this moment she actually had a certain innocent and naive feeling that matched the age of the doll. Her amethyst eyes blinked blankly, as if they had crashed.
She remained in that pressed-in position for a full ten seconds before Black Tower finally stood up, shakily supporting herself on her slender, well-defined legs.
Do you want diamonds too?
"Here! It's for you!"
With an extremely kind smile, she swung the massive hammer in her hand—a stark contrast to her petite frame—high into the air, spinning it 720 degrees before smashing it down hard into the Star Core Spirit's head.
This guy's got a stubborn head.
You don't need to exert force like you would with a hammer!
Just smash it!
Die!
"Stunned! Stunned! Stunned!"
Bang!Bang!Bang!
Xing covered her head with both hands and squatted down, her golden eyes immediately filled with tears.
The sudden farce left Estádio, Ruan Mei, and Sluggumo speechless.
The three had different expressions, but all seemed somewhat speechless.
Qiong didn't pay much attention to the Black Tower puppet being pierced and the Star Core Spirit being hammered until it was sparking.
It's just a doll anyway.
Black Tower didn't care that he used it on his own in bed.
This time, it was just a brief experience of my own consciousness within the doll's body; it was all still through the pants and panties.
Qiong glanced at his second brother, who had evolved from an ultimate imperial weapon to a celestial artifact due to embarking on the path of reproduction.
In the future, the Star Core Essence's proud physical suppression will no longer be able to suppress him!
When I get back... heh heh, I'll definitely make her experience for herself who the real father is!
As for now...
Qiong's attention was firmly fixed on the system interface.
Reward 2: Limit Combination Transformation Card - Tom and Jerry.
With a thought, the item information instantly unfolded.
The contents that came into view made his heart skip a beat.
It really was the "Tom and Jerry" he was thinking of!
[Limit Transformation Card: Tom and Jerry:]
After use, the host can transform into Tom or Jerry in any non-real dimension (including but not limited to dream world, illusion space, data field, mental space, etc.) and perfectly inherit all the characteristics, abilities and rule exemptions shown by the character in the animation.
Note: To unleash the corresponding abilities, please return your mind to a childlike state of purity. The world cannot imprison a childlike heart full of curiosity and fearlessness.
Solar panel repair available; moon can be replaced; stars that don't twinkle will be returned or exchanged.
Of course, if you really can't go back to simplicity... then go ahead and open it.
I didn't tell you to activate Wind Spirit Moon Shadow!
I mean auto-battle.
PS: "We're back! Our Commander/Leader is back!"
—From deep within a cardboard box stuffed with old newspapers, a tiny plastic soldier, so excited he's practically chipping his paint, and next to him, a toy Tyrannosaurus Rex with a missing tooth.
"I boil it!"
Qiong stared at the two dazzling transformation cards on the system interface, which seemed to have their own background music—one depicting a blue-gray Tom cat grinning foolishly, and the other depicting a brown-haired Jerry mouse with his hands on his hips and a wicked grin.
The smile on his lips grew wider and wider, almost reaching his ears.
"Hajitong! You're quite the hidden talent! You actually had such a good thing hidden away."
Tom and Jerry.
That's something everyone who knows understands.
If you don't understand, I suggest you watch Tom and Jerry right away.
【No, no~】
The system's simple voice carried a hint of humility.
[I never expected that the host could wipe out all the insects in the universe.]
This is the entire universe in the literal sense!
"Just lucky."
Qiong was unusually modest.
If it weren't for the fact that Honkai Impact 3rd's familiar happened to be Kagura Hikari, who possesses a multiplication-based calculation method, any other familiar, even if it still possessed ten minutes of Star God-level combat power, wouldn't have been able to reduce the score to the point of destroying the universe.
"So, Ah-Tong."
Qiong changed the subject, her tone becoming increasingly inquisitive:
"I've wiped out an entire swarm of insects in the universe, so why is there a restriction that this transformation card can't be used in the real world?"
[Because it's a reward for a mission in a simulated universe.]
The system's voice sounded somewhat ethereal, with familiar, extremely rhythmic clanging and exaggerated screams mixed in the background.
Qiong raised an eyebrow:
"Ah Tong, what are you doing? That voice sounds so familiar?"
The system's voice seemed somewhat distracted, accompanied by a familiar call, which made Qiong's brow twitch.
"Ah Tong, what are you doing? That voice sounds so familiar."
Oh, I'm rewatching Tom and Jerry.
"……Can."
Qiong gave a thumbs-up to the system screen:
"Tasteful."
[Besides, that restriction isn't really a real restriction.]
"You mean..."
Qiong already had blind spots in her consciousness transformation card, and the system immediately brought them to the forefront after saying that.
[Gurgle, gurgle, just as the host is thinking.]
Comedy characters aren't bound by worldviews and rules. They may seem to only exist in non-realistic dimensions, but those small fences separating reality and fantasy are no different from paper in Tom and Jerry's eyes.
Before you know it, they can jump out of the virtual world and into reality!
For example, chasing someone through a wall with holes drawn on it.
"That's alright."
Qiong believes that if automatic combat is enabled, Tom and Jerry's consciousnesses could fight on their behalf, and there is a high probability that they could break through to the dimension of reality.
As for him operating it himself... that would be much more difficult.
After all, as long as Tom and Jerry are unaware that they are in the air, they can walk on flat ground in the vacuum of space.
It's almost impossible for a normal person to think to go to such lengths.
Qiong can use masks to create virtual personalities or control her subconscious, which should be effective to some extent.
"Wait, is there also a compatibility feature?"
Just as Qiong was pondering this, he suddenly realized that the transformation card also required a certain degree of character compatibility.
A well-off person with a white cat on each arm can't become a miserable Tom. This isn't a limitation imposed by the system, but rather by Tom himself.
Qiong immediately performed a character profile check, and a cold, impersonal system notification popped up:
[Tom Character Card: Character Design Matching Test in Progress...]
Current match rate: 43%
[Warning: Below 60% of the critical threshold! Unable to load character cards!]
"凸(艹皿艹)!"
Qiong's expression instantly cracked.
It's all Aha's fault!
He made me the Masked Fool!
This damned, joyful fate has made me completely incompatible with the stereotypical image of a silly cat-licking person!
Her heart leaped into her throat. With her last glimmer of hope, Qiong trembled as she switched her thoughts to Jerry.
[Jerry Character Card: Character Design Matching Test in Progress...]
Current match rate: 83%
[Status: Highly compatible, ready to use!]
"Huh? Are my character profiles really that compatible with Jerry's?"
Qiong was shocked.
He stroked his chin, trying hard to recall Jerry's image—clever, quick-witted, full of ideas, often outsmarting Tom, and yes, occasionally a little cunning...
and many more.
Qiong's expression suddenly froze; he fell silent, his expression mirroring that of the classic Thinker.
Think about it, you often prank stars, for example:
Replace her milk tea with Himeko's coffee.
She dirtied the limited edition dress worn on March 7th, then pointed innocently at the bewildered Xing next to her.
Leveraging the advantage of multiple entities and Seele's innocent and kind nature, they played rock-paper-scissors, using all sorts of strange bets to completely fool and manipulate the naive Star Core Spirit.
Isn't this just a Jerry-style prank?!
However, once the Star Core Spirit's muscle-dominated brain circuits finally reacted...
Repression!
Absolutely violent suppression!
The gap in physical fitness renders all cunning ineffective. Usually, Xing only needs a simple, unadorned Rising Dragon Punch to make Qiong lie on the ground clutching his stomach, contemplating life.
as well as.
One second the two were fighting tooth and nail for the last piece of the limited edition cake, the next second they were instantly arm in arm and united, their eyes shining, when they spotted a pretty girl passing by.
The reverse is also true.
One second they're best buddies kissing and cuddling, the next they're a couple in love drinking milk tea with a Y-shaped straw, and the next they're in a full-blown brawl because Xing ate a million extra bites.