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"Tsk tsk, what a cliché scam..."
Before the word "technique" even appeared, Miss Hatto's eyes widened suddenly. She saw that the result of the draw was still bad, judging from the process of the interface changing.
As a hacker, she could tell at a glance that there was a bug in the program!
The Haunted Rabbit slightly widened its eyes and looked at the pale-faced, panicked, and dejected fox-eared man.
Dude, are you serious?
"what?"
Xing was stunned, and she immediately turned her head to look at Qiong.
Qiongzai, have you set the outcome yet?
Don't scam people!
Qiong was stunned. He shook his head almost imperceptibly in response to Xing: "There's a bug in the program?"
Does this work?
"hehe."
Haitu crossed his arms, ready to watch these swindlers make a fool of themselves.
Then they saw the gray-haired youth turn around and magically produce a bucket of wooden sticks.
—One of the gifts from Estádio, a fortune slip for a happy mood. It is full of auspicious fortune slips, with only the difference between medium, great, and super auspicious fortune slips.
Just in case, Qiong handed it to the meticulous Leiula for a second check before finally giving it to Xing.
To avoid being tricked by Qiongzai, Xing checked for the third time while Qiong was fooling Axing.
Haitu also saw the signature attribute, and she had to admit that this group of scammers had professional ethics.
"Hey, Ah Xing, don't be discouraged. It takes time for the luck-changing talisman to take effect. Try drawing another one."
Xing handed the wooden basket of skewers to A-Xing.
"Let's see if you can produce another bad omen this time!"
"I ate the lucky charm and the wooden stick right there and then!"
Qiong's Haunted Rabbit's fingers twitched, and at that moment, both of them simultaneously had the idea of putting a cursed talisman inside.
Unfortunately, I don't have a suitable signature on hand.
Fortunately, Ah Xing's bad luck hadn't reached the level of the rules; the wooden tube was full of lucky divination slips, so even he couldn't draw an unlucky one.
"Little Ji!"
"Hooray! I won! Hahaha! I won!"
Ah Xing burst into laughter and clapped wildly, just like Fan Jin after passing the imperial examination, as if she had regained hope for life.
He happily bought all the lucky charms, carrying a bunch of stars and earthworm charms that Qiong had casually drawn, and went out into the street laughing loudly, thinking, "How can we be unlucky people?"
"Ah, this..."
Hate Rabbit was shocked. She looked twice, and there shouldn't be Little Ji in there!
A golden light descended from the sky and flashed into the eyes of the terrifying rabbit.
What happened this time?
Qiong's expression also changed. What's going on?
As the golden light faded, a golden scale appeared before the starry sky, with a burly man giving a thumbs-up in the center.
Staring directly at the golden, muscular scales, the hare inexplicably knew what they were.
In this rich and diverse universe, morality takes form and gives a thumbs-up to those of high moral character.
"Huh? What the hell is this praise for high moral standards?!"
The monstrous rabbit has settled in Bengbu.
You call these two gray-haired people people of high moral character?
Wouldn't she be a saint then?
"Great! That's a compliment to high moral standards!"
Moral praise is more precious than any reward, and Xing held the golden scales with great satisfaction.
Qiong stared blankly for a few seconds, then looked up at the sky: "Still paying attention to us? Hakiha, you bastard..."
Ah Xing's hearty laughter as he took all the lucky charms and left, along with the miraculous moral phenomenon that descended from the sky, astonished those around him, and more and more people gathered around his stall.
"Young boss, is it really true that this incredibly effective weight loss patch can help you lose weight in just over a month if you use it according to the instructions?"
A slightly plump woman from outside the area asked excitedly.
Haitu's gaze swept over the area, taking a look at the products and their descriptions.
This slimming patch is so effective that you must not remove it when applying it for 72 consecutive days. If you take a one-day break before applying it for 72 consecutive days, and it doesn't work as instructed, you will receive a full refund.
"No one should believe this kind of low-level 'IQ tax,' right?"
"Hai Tu clicked his tongue and muttered to himself."
"Of course, it's 100% effective!"
Xingbangbang patted his chest and guaranteed.
"Where should I put it?"
The chubby, foreign woman asked.
"Put it on your lips."
Xing answered carefully.
"..."
Hare Rabbit's lips twitched: "6!"
PS:
Chapter 349 Haunted Rabbit: This is so damn weird!
What the hell do you mean by sticking a slimming patch on your mouth?!
I had to wear it for 72 hours straight, and I couldn't take it off no matter what... Damn, eating only one meal a day for four days, how am I supposed to lose weight!
No wonder this time it wasn't a tenfold compensation for counterfeit goods, but a full refund. It turns out that using it according to the instructions really works!
Haitu felt a mouthful of gritty vomit rising from his stomach.
If you call it a scam, this trick really works.
Calling her an honest merchant is an insult to her intelligence.
What made Miss Haitu's lips twitch even more was that, after the gray-haired girl's twisted logic and introduction, the fat woman actually bought the so-called effective weight loss patch.
"Expensive? Let me tell you, the original price of the slimming patch is 16000 credits. After the 5% discount, it's half price, which means you've saved eight thousand yuan!"
"Although you spent eight thousand yuan, you also earned eight thousand yuan back at the same time, so the slimming patches are basically free, do you understand?"
The Star Core Spirit's mind is incredibly sharp when it comes to causing trouble.
More and more pedestrians gathered in front of the stall, making it a bustling place. People inquired with great interest about the goods priced at millions or tens of millions, or even those discounted to a few thousand or a few hundred credits.
Inquiries arose one after another about the prices of antiques manufactured last week, and about all sorts of worn-out items that looked like they'd been pulled from a trash can; the merchandise was all-encompassing.
It was mostly Xing and Leiyula who were serving the customers, which was the price Xing Core Jing paid for losing the game of rock-paper-scissors.
While helping out on March 7th, I also vented my frustrations.
Only Qiong, wearing round sunglasses in a national style and a long black robe, sat in front of the cyber fortune-telling board, gently waving a paper fan inscribed with "Wishes Will Be Granted," exuding the air of a mysterious fortune teller.
"Little sister from another world, you've been watching for so long, would you like to have your fortune told?"
"Please allow me to introduce myself—a former genius diviner from the Grand Diviner's Office, now the owner of the 'Heavenly Secrets' stall, I am Da Shi, you may call me Master."
By the way, Xing's alias is Xiao Shi.
"Whether you're looking to choose an auspicious day to avoid misfortune, want to check your birth date and time, predict your career, your marriage, when your enemy will be injured, want to know how to live a joyful life, or even predict the next lottery number... I will serve you wholeheartedly."
In the blink of an eye as Qiong spoke with a smile, Miss Haitu was suddenly startled, not paying much attention to what Qiong said next.
Her very first words made her anxious.
A little sister from another world?
Did this person discover their identity as a time traveler?
What is the Taibusi?
The Hare Rabbit maintained a calm expression and quickly asked its other self a question.
[Don't panic. When he says "other worlds," he probably means other planets. We're obviously from outside the realm of immortals... meaning we're not from the Immortal Ship.]
As for the Grand Divination Office, it is one of the six offices of the Luofu Immortal Ship, and its functions are... There are five other offices as well...
Brownie explained to Hare Rabbit in a calm and concise manner.
"I see."
The brain, with a single core equivalent to the processing power of 5090 Su Changs, was working rapidly, absorbing the information given by its other self. Haitu nodded slightly.
"You said you used to be a diviner in the Imperial Apothecary?"
Haha asked with great interest, as she was very interested in the technology of using crystal computers for cyber divination.
"Yes, so you don't need my professional skills. I was personally kicked out of the Taibu Si by the contemporary Type Fu Xuan."
Qiong flicked open her folding fan and casually fanned herself with a carefree air.
The rabbit looked strange. Why was it still so proud after being kicked out?
Why were you fired?
"Because I stole her Fairy Happiness Tea. No, Fairy Happiness Tea didn't pay me for advertising, so let's say I accidentally stole the Grand Diviner's white stockings to make tea. The Grand Diviner was furious and kicked me out of the house."
Qiong's frank and open tone made the passersby who were also listening attentively to the stall owner's background tilt their heads and look at him with question marks.
What does it mean to accidentally steal white stockings to make tea?
That's insane!
The onlookers began to whisper among themselves.
Haitu had a look on its face that said, "Do you think I believe you?"
"Ahem, actually, the Grand Diviner foresaw that she would expel me from the Grand Divination Office in the future, so he expelled me from the Grand Divination Office."
Qiong lied to Haitu without batting an eye.
His only target for deception was Little Habbit; whether others believed him or not was irrelevant, as the newcomer Little Habbit certainly couldn't determine the authenticity of his identity.
Hazardous Rabbit blinked its bewildered little eyes.
Is this even possible?
A passerby suddenly struck up a conversation and asked:
"Young boss, I've heard that diviners at the Imperial Divination Bureau have rules: they don't divine if they're not sincere, they don't divine if they're not righteous, and they don't divine if they're not familiar with the subject. Can you really divine lottery numbers?"
The vast Immortal Ship Luofu has hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of diviners in the Grand Divination Bureau. Even among fellow diviners in the Grand Divination Bureau, it is not certain that they can know their colleagues in all regions, let alone ordinary people outside the bureau.
For a moment, no one suspected that Qiong was disguised; only some people felt that the stall owner looked familiar.
"Yes, you can have them all, but lottery numbers require a huge amount of mental effort to capture such minute details, so the price is very high."
Qiong grinned and clenched her fists.
Haruka, maintaining her wariness as a stranger, didn't believe the stall owner's story; she was almost certain that this group was a bunch of swindlers.
"Little sister, don't make that face. Many outsiders who came to the Immortal Ship like you were initially skeptical of divination and fortune telling, but they will believe it after experiencing it firsthand."
Qiong closed his folding fan and tapped his palm: "Do you believe I can predict your name?"
"I do not believe."