I'm Afraid I'm Now a Salted Fish

Chapter 10

Before going to bed, Song Zhihuai felt the lean and thin bodies of the people around him, and planned to take his long-legged rabbit home after the filming of "Bright Star" was finished. fat rabbit.

Unexpectedly, the next time we meet again, Chi Song will look a lot fatter, with a little fat around his waist, which he pinches and shakes.

Song Zhihuai: "...how did you do it?"

Chi Song patted his meaty belly and said proudly, "I ate it in a week!"

Song Zhihuai: "..."

Chi Song didn't notice the gloomy expression on the patron's face at all, and continued: "The script requires Xue Yunyang to have a nervous breakdown, overeating for a period of time, bursting into fat, and feeling greasy."

Chi Song thought for a while, but didn't say "...and self-mutilation".

Of course, the crew would do the self-injury wounds, but flying around the set like hanging Wia desperately, left a lot of real wounds on Chi Song's body, and the pain was real pain.

... When it is officially released, let Huai deceive himself that the injuries on his body were done by the film crew.

The plan works, hehehe.

Song Zhihuai felt distressed: "Can't I have a fatter substitute?"

Chi Song said seriously: "No, no, the audience is sharp-eyed now. If there is a substitute, they will definitely think that I am not professional and will scold me."

After speaking, he leaned into Song Zhihuai's arms and played with the little spikes on the collar of his pajamas: "Besides, I feel at ease doing everything by myself."

Song Zhihuai sighed.

Well, there is a specialization in surgery, Song Zhihuai doesn't want to interfere with Chi Song's professional interests, as long as he is happy.

Song Jinzhu, like Liu Xiahui, was not willing to overdraw Chi Song's physical strength. After he fell asleep, he planned to scrub him.

The two of them slept under the quilt in the hotel, and it sounded like a fake.

...just as fake as the gold master and the starlet have true love sounds.

Song Zhihuai thought so, and quickly took off Chi Song's clothes.

Song Zhihuai: "..."

Chi Song's plan came to naught before he knew it.

Song Zhihuai called the waiter with a dark face and told them to bring some hydrogen peroxide.

Chi Song lay on the bed soundly, sleeping very sweetly, even if he was turned over and over and given medicine, he didn't even frown.

Song Zhihuai was so annoyed seeing him sleeping so carelessly, he turned him over, pulled off his pants and slapped him twice.

Chi Song hummed and hugged the pillow, calling softly, "...To Huai, to Huai."

After talking in his sleep, he fell asleep again.

Song Zhihuai's heart immediately softened like something, he kneaded the red spot, and then pinched the little fat around his waist.

Chi Song hummed a few words unwillingly, dazedly grabbed Song Zhihuai's finger that smelled of hydrogen peroxide, and pulled it towards his face, rubbing it attached for a while.

Song Zhihuai originally wanted to say something to him while he was confused, but his heart was melted by his nonsense, so he kissed him viciously for a long time, thinking while kissing, I really have no principles.

Waking up the next day, Chi Song was deeply saddened to find that he had been drugged.

Song Zhihuai's hand strength was a bit strong, Chi Song sat on the soft bed and felt his back was numb, so he didn't think much about it, he ran quickly to take a shower, planning to put on his clothes and run away.

But when he finished his shower and sneaked his head out to investigate the situation of the enemy, he found that Song Zhihuai had already woken up and was leaning on the head of the bed to deal with work.

Probably hearing the movement from the direction of the bathroom, Mr. Song raised his head and glanced at him lightly.

Chi Song was greatly frightened and immediately retreated into the bathroom.

From Song Zhihuai's point of view, it was his wet classmate Chi Song who was peeping at him at the bathroom door like a kitten, and when he was found, he frowned and flinched back.

... Damn so cute.

Song Zhihuai caught Chi Xiaomiao out of the bathroom, and kissed him until he yelled vaguely and dared not hide anything from him anymore, then let go of his lips.

Chi Song returned to the set with his mouth swollen, and was noticed by Cai Qingqing.

She sized Chi Song up for a long time, then approached mysteriously and asked, "Did you sneak out to eat hot pot last night?"

Chi Song held back for a long time, then followed her and said, "...Chongqing hot pot, it's delicious."

Ever since he was with Mr. Song, Chi Song has never dared to eat spicy hot pot, and his life seems to have turned a dark corner.

Perhaps God heard Chi Song's inner desire for Sichuan hot pot, and he received a call from Chi's mother at night: "Xiao Song, your father and I are outside Hengdian. Where are you?"

The family finally agreed to meet at a hot pot restaurant after Chi Song's play.

When I went to Shanghai last time, Chi Song didn't see Chi's father and Chi's mother. They were vague, saying that they had something to deal with at home.

Chi Song didn't know what happened at home until today.

...His younger brother, Chi Yang, had an affair with his college girlfriend.

Mother Chi said with a smile on her face: "Your father and I were afraid that you would be busy outside and worry about family affairs, so we didn't tell you. Your brother and Meimei's marriage is fixed, and it will be at the end of the year. We discussed it Well, let's get the certificate first, it's not a big deal, let Meimei wear a wedding dress beautifully after the baby is born. It's hard for Meimei, and she has to take a year off from school. We have discussed with Meimei's parents, the house We'll pay for the car, and Meimei won't make her suffer when she gets married."

Chi Song, who was the last to be notified, was inexplicably promoted to Uncle Reserve.

Chi's mother was still chattering during the dinner: "I said that some time ago, Xiao Yang brought his girlfriend home for what reason, and it took us a long time to vaccinate us, really."

Chi Song asked about the child's situation professionally. He had received the role of a nurse in the obstetrics and gynecology department before. In order to act a little bit, he really worked as a volunteer nurse for more than a month. It can be regarded as a little understanding.

After confirming that the baby is all right, Chi Song heaved a sigh of relief, and began to bite the boneless duck feet bite by bite, imagining that there would be a soft and cute little niece in his arms in the future, his face flushed with joy.

After Mama Chi and Papa Chi looked at each other amidst the steaming hot pot, Papa Chi, who has always been reticent, coughed and said, "Xiao Song, you know, we have a habit in our hometown."

Chi Song raised his eyes to look at them.

Papa Chi said, "My brother won't get married, so my brother can't hold a banquet."

Chi Song choked the peppercorns directly into his throat.

Chi Song, who bitterly promised that he would definitely find a girlfriend and not hold back his brother and daughter-in-law, had a nightmare when he went back that night.

I was humming a lullaby with my baby niece in her arms, when she suddenly grabbed her finger and asked in a childlike voice, uncle, when will you get married, my parents can't get married if you don't get married.

Chi Song, who woke up in the middle of the night, was wrapped in a quilt, rolling all over the bed with worry.

Until "Bright Star" was completely finished, he hadn't solved this thorny problem, and the whole salted fish was in mourning.

Song Zhihuai also noticed that Chi Song's mood was wrong, but he refused to tell him when asked, so he could only let him go.

... One day, after Chi Song finished using his laptop, he put it aside and ran to feed Song Yingjun, while Song Zhihuai, who was passing by with hot water, glanced at the computer screen, and suddenly felt embarrassed.

Chi Song was searching for "possibility of boys and girls", and downloaded a lot of childbirth articles, trying to seek psychological comfort from the virtual world.

The production cycle of TV dramas can be long or short, and the length of time mainly depends on the later stage.

"Bright Stars" is an urban romantic drama, unlike those fantasy dramas, which require a lot of special effects support, and adopts the mode of filming and production. The actor began to thank the crew on his Weibo, and called on his fans to watch "Bright Stars" aired at the end of June.

The director is quite a chicken thief, and he grabbed a summer slot, and the competition for the summer slot is extremely fierce, so it is inevitable that there will be all kinds of negative comments on the Internet, and even before the broadcast, there will be crowds of people They poured into Doubanjiang and other film and television rating websites to give "Bright Stars" one star.

"It's another weekly drama, and bad movies are scheduled."

"...Do you think you are an American drama?"

"The actors are all popular stars, and they have a spicy smell at first glance."

"Everyone's salary is so high. Yu Xu debuted as an ugly actor, and the price of the film can reach tens of millions. The director is here to launder money, right?"

Chi Song calmly wrote negative reviews at home.

This TV series is just bad, nothing to say, everyone scolds, they will still go to see how bad it is.

However, Chi Song still had a little luck.

After all, the broadcast platform of "Bright Stars" is excellent this time. Chi Song has never been on such a good platform before, so he inevitably has a little expectation in his heart.

Soon, the first episode of "Bright Star" aired.

Chi Song never watched his TV dramas in front of Song Zhihuai. He was a little shy and felt that it would be funny for people he knew to see him acting, so when Song Zhihuai turned on the TV and started playing the theme song of "Bright Star", he hid Go to the bedroom and tease Song Yingjun.

Song Yingjun doesn't have any idol burden. She has been watched and fed many times in the crew, but she still likes the cat food that Chi Song feeds her the most.

After eating and drinking, she fell asleep on Chi Song's back, like a big preserved egg.

Chi Song was absent-mindedly scrolling through Weibo. He vaguely heard Cai Qingqing's crying and Yan Yan's soft comforting voice from the TV outside, as well as the BGM of the domineering president Tom Su's appearance.

Then, it's my turn.

In the first episode, Chi Song's role is very simple. After begging for money and being humiliated, he walks out of the company building in a daze and bumps into the heroine.The kind hostess naturally comforted him, and he ran away with low self-esteem, returned to the rental house, and cried.

After one episode was over, Chi Song weakly poked his head out from the bedroom and asked, "Why, how is it?"

Song Zhihuai was spoiled by his cautious appearance, pulled him out and sat on the sofa, took the phone, and showed Chi Song the content displayed on it.

Chi Song was stunned when he saw it.

Many people used their mobile phones to record the clips of "Bright Star" on TV. When it was their turn, the rotten girls shouted for fanfare of the gold master and the little star, and a group of people praised Chi Song's acting skills. A clear stream of countless brain-damaged plots, and posted the tag of #薛云昊教你喜欢剧#.

Another group of people became Song Yingjun's little fans.

There is no other reason. When Xue Yunyang, played by Chi Song, returned to the rental house and couldn't control his emotions and burst into tears, Song Yingjun, who played a friendly cameo, was frightened and ran over. Seeing Chi Song crying so sadly, he immediately panicked. He came up, spun around anxiously, threw himself on Chi Song, and touched Chi Song's shoulder with the kitten's paw.

This is the result of random shooting. The photographer was taken aback when he took this scene, and asked Chi Song after the shooting: "Have you ever trained your cat?"

Chi Song was a little proud: "No, she loves me."

Song Yingjun, who felt sorry for his master, made another meritorious service, and unexpectedly got the tag of #一身是剧宋麻俊#.