I have become a god with hot pot

Chapter 1

The cold wind was howling outside the window, and the night was as dark as ink. Guo Guo, who was under the blanket, finally finished reading "The Lord of the Blood Moon" with glowing eyes.

The time displayed on the phone screen was 03:30 in the morning.

Guo Guo, who stayed up happily all night, followed the novel to the finale in one go.

There is no other reason. This "Blood Moon Lord" is really fresh. The whole book runs counter to the mainstream aesthetics of today. It is different from the traditional kingly male protagonist. This is a perfect example of an evil protagonist successfully ascending to the top.

The male protagonist's three views are skewed to the North Pole, and he smashes the order to pieces with his own power. Every time he makes a move, he pushes the world further into the abyss of evil and chaos.

The values ​​in the article are repeatedly jumping on the verge of being audited and locked, and even 404 at every turn when it comes to the period of crackdown.But even so, it didn't stop the author of "Lord of the Blood Moon" from challenging the limit while drinking tea, and such an alternative novel was sought after by readers because of its novel taste.

Guo Guo relished reading the readers' hot comments under the ending chapter, in "The ending is horrifying, the author is also crazy, right?", "Helping the author sort out sixteen unfilled foreshadowings", " Why is the early experience of the neuropathic male protagonist just mentioned in one stroke? The author should not come back to fill in the hole!" Waiting for the hot comments, they all liked it, then exited the APP contentedly, closed their eyes and fell asleep.

This sleep was drowsy, and when Guo Guo woke up again, the sky was already bright.

Opening his eyes, a beam of bright sunlight fell on his face. He remembered that he drew the curtains before going to bed. Why was the light outside so strong?

But when he moved, he felt something was wrong.

His quilt is obviously warm, how could it be so cold?Even the entire ground is constantly shaking.

Is this an earthquake?

Guo Guo rolled over and sat up, and hit his head hard with a bang.

He burst into tears from the pain, but with tears in his eyes, he could still see the interior furnishings in front of him clearly.

When he woke up, why was he... locked in an iron cage?

What is this unfolding?Guo Guo opened his eyes wide in surprise, and began to look around.

This room is a cramped and narrow enclosed space with a very low ceiling. As far as the eye can see, the floor, walls and ceiling are not the common white walls of reinforced concrete, but are made of wooden boards riveted piece by piece.

The wall on the opposite side had obvious curvature, and there was a small window on it. Through that layer of glass, he could clearly see the undulating... blue water waves outside.

Guo Guo's body was still swaying slowly, the frequency of water waves swaying so long that he hadn't seen for a long time, and the smell of salty and damp air in his nose quickly made him understand that he was on a boat.

The room was quiet, only the sound of the tide beating against the hull outside could be heard, and it seemed that he was the only one in the room, so quiet that no other sounds could be heard.

Guo Guo rubbed his eyes, and wiped away the tears that had just come out of the iron cage. His head still hurt, but everything in front of him seemed not to be a dream.

The small room in which he was confined could easily be identified as the ship's galley.There are several large pots on the stove not far away, washed and dried dishes on the cooking preparation table, and cabinets with grids for storing food, and earthen pots and containers for food on the ground. basket.

It's just that most of these baskets and earthen jars piled up everywhere are empty, and at a glance, one can tell that the food in the kitchen is almost exhausted.

But these have nothing to do with Guo Guo. What he needs to do most at this moment is to get out as soon as possible and understand the current situation.

Guo Guo has never been an ordinary human being. In the city where he has lived in these years, everyone who has information from various sources knows that Boss Guo has a good temper, but he can't provoke him casually, so they all respect him.It has been many years, and he has never met such a short-sighted guy.

There wasn't much room in the cage where he was kept. If he sat up, he had to lower his head slightly so as not to hit the top of his head. He could see a metal lock hanging outside the cage.

A fork fell on the ground in the distance. The moment Guo Guo saw it, he had already thought of a way.

The fork is thin and long, and can be used to reach into the lock.If he opened a shared field of vision, he could precisely open the lock by looking inside, so it was never difficult for him to open this old-fashioned lock, it just took a little time.

Guo Guo stretched out his hand, grabbed the fork from the air, and said, "Come."

He is not a magician who takes things from a distance, nor is he a Taoist priest with great powers, he is just a hot pot.

But he has a lot of background, he can be regarded as the first ancestor of the earth's hot pot who opened the mountain pot. Thousands of years ago, he activated the passive skill - the affinity of the same kind.

His category includes kitchenware and tableware of all kinds.In real life, he opened a hot pot restaurant to earn money to support himself. The pots, dishes, and dishes in his shop would even circle around him to express his attachment and love for him during the closing time after the customers left.

It's just that after Boss Guo's call, the fork that was supposed to be jumping for joy was unexpectedly as stable as Mount Tai, lying quietly on the ground without moving a muscle.

Guo Guo's eyes widened in surprise. For thousands of years, as long as it was kitchen utensils or tableware that appeared around him, no matter whether they had spiritual knowledge or not, they would have an instinctive sense of closeness to him after seeing him. This was the first time When encountering him taking the initiative to reach out, he still can't control it.

He didn't believe that he didn't like the fork so much, and once again exerted more power of faith, trying to integrate into the fork on the ground, but found that the inexhaustible power of faith in his body was like a fork at this time. Like a shallow water bottle cap, it pours down to the bottom with just a light splash.

... Guo Guo was completely dumbfounded.

How about his power of faith, why can't he mobilize at all?

Is he broken, or is the world broken?

Guo Guo tried to clench his fist, and punched the cage.The next moment, the cage was intact, except for a hot pot that hugged itself like a small animal, and put its fist under its mouth to blow.

After blowing, Boss Guo began to digest this tragic reality - before he closed his eyes and went to sleep, he was still a giant pot that could only leave "Legend of Guo Ge Iron Fist", but after waking up and being locked up, his For some reason, his strength drained away like water, and turned into a weak, pitiful and helpless chafing dish. You know, he has never been so weak for thousands of years.

Just when Guo Guo continued to doubt Guo Sheng, a voice finally came from behind him.

That person didn't know how long he had been standing behind him, and the sound of his breathing was so soft that he could hardly hear it. If it hadn't been for the sudden self-explosion, Guo Guo didn't even know that there was someone standing behind him.

A hoarse, almost distorted voice sounded behind Guo Guo: "Go on, I see you are having fun hammering, and I want to see if your little fist can punch a hole in this cage."

Guo Guo was frightened by the sudden voice, he really wanted to look back to see who was standing behind him, but the cage was too small, he couldn't even turn his body around, so he whispered: "Hi, can you let me out?" ?”

The man said politely: "Then... please give me a reason?"

The door behind him was gently closed, and the man walked into the small kitchen. He seemed to be dragging something heavy, and there was a rustling sound of dragging on the wooden floor, approaching Guo Guo's direction.

Dragging things in the kitchen, based on Guo Guo's experience, is usually transporting some heavy bags of food. After all, the kitchen looks like it is about to be drained, and it is time to replenish some stocks.

Because Guo Guo couldn't turn his head back, he could only try to twist his cervical spine uncomfortably: "When I woke up, I came to this strange place, and I was still locked in a cage. Did you lock me in? Please don't do this right……"

He didn't finish his sentence, because the person who was speaking behind him had already entered his vision from the corner of his eye.

The person who came was very tall, and his head could almost touch the ceiling of the room on tiptoe. He was wearing a spacious black cloak, which covered the back line of the entire body. Such an oppressive height was wrapped in a spacious black cloak. There is a strong momentum, as if the narrow cabin kitchen in front of him is not the place where he should come at all.

The glass window in front of him faced the sea, and the cloudless sea sun shone in. The bright light fell on his soft blond hair. His blond hair was long in the middle and was tied at the end with an inconspicuous black rope. , the slightly curled tail of hair presents a shimmering golden glow.

In this narrow room, under the blessing of the strong light from the sea, even the air next to the man under the sun seemed to be floating with a layer of faint gold powder.

This person didn't look back at Guo Guo, but just a pleasing back view made people unable to move their eyes away. What's more, under the contrast of light and dark at this lighting angle, he almost became a moving oil painting with strong color difference.

However, in the next second, the thing he was carrying came into Guo Guo's eyes, and the impact on the picture at this moment was like the glowing person in the painting, chopping down the tranquility and tranquility of light and darkness with an axe. It became a piece of debris.

What he was holding was not food, but a person.

This person was dragged by him on the ground like a garbage bag, and there was no trace of compassion or pity in his rough movements.

But if you take a closer look, you can find that this person's joints are twisted at an unusual angle, and his chest doesn't rise or fall—this is already a dead person.

Guo Guo's pupils constricted for a moment, which was obviously an unexpected situation.

The blond man dragged the dead man to the cabinet on the other side of the kitchen. From this angle, Guo Guo in the cage could not see the scene behind the cabinet.

He could only see the tall blond man took off his cloak, put it on the window, and then squatted down behind the cabinet. He seemed to be groping for something on the dead man, making small noises.

Guo Guo didn't know anything about his actions until the man raised his hand from behind the cabinet, raised a small knife with a key on it, hummed an untuned tune in a hoarse voice, and said to him: " Little rabbit in a cage, is this what you need?"

The blade turned at an angle, and a moving band of light was reflected by the sun on the ceiling. A drop of blood slowly flowed from the tip of the knife, and with a ticking sound, it fell on the metal key chain below.

The blood behind the low cabinet slowly seeped out, and the blood exuded a rotten and damp smell, but his hoarse voice became more strange and gloomy.

"Cute little rabbit, here's a carrot."

The man exerted strength on his wrist, and with a flick of his hand, the bunch of keys bounced off the tip of the knife, drew a shining arc in the air, and flew towards Guo Guo.

Guo Guo reached out and caught the bunch of keys firmly. He didn't rush to unlock it, but first looked at the blond man over there.

The man never showed his face from the beginning to the end.

But Guo Guo felt that he clearly saw such a big pervert.

In the erratic and weird murmurs on the other side of the kitchen, Guo Guo opened the cage by himself. He just got out when the hoarse voice suddenly rang in his ears with hot wind, "The little rabbit came out of the cage. Get out quickly."

Guo Guo was taken aback by his sudden appearance. Wasn't this guy behind the cabinet just now?Why is there no sound at all when walking?After Guo Guo lost his strength, his five senses became more sluggish than before, and he couldn't even detect the man's approaching breath.

He was not used to such a close distance, and immediately jumped up on the spot like a real rabbit, and jumped a long way before turning to look at the person behind him.

This blond man is fitting a piece of human skin onto his face under the sun.He didn't seem to mind his secret being discovered at all, and when he looked at Guo Guo, he even raised the corners of his mouth and gave him a very strange smile.

In the bloody atmosphere that filled the room, this smile lowered the temperature of the entire room. Even though there was warm sunlight coming in, there was a trace of coolness in the kitchen.

After standing up straight, Guo Guo turned his body sideways, glanced behind the cabinet, and was very sure that this pervert not only cut off the face of the dead man, but also put it on his own face after simple treatment. Well, the dead man's clothes, hat and boots were not spared, and all his equipment was stripped clean, leaving nothing behind.

The man wore a black tricorn hat with a skull logo in the middle of the hat. This pirate hat also covered the man's fluffy and soft blond hair like an angel, hiding his deceptive appearance.

All the brown braids of the dead man behind the cabinet were cut off, and fixed in the hat by the man somehow, so that when he was wearing the three-cornered hat, he looked eight or nine points like the dead man.

Just looking at the man in front of him who was slowly wiping the blood on the knife and smiling intoxicatedly, Guo Guo's hairs stood on end.

He almost felt the horror of watching the sick male lead in "Lord of the Blood Moon". This pirate is so perverted that he can definitely fight that male lead.

Guo Guo's appearance after turning into a human is already delicate and harmless, but when he speaks well, he looks very lovable, "Are you really planning to let me go after I escaped?"

In just a few breaths, the man in front of him has already transformed into another completely different identity. He is wearing a medieval pirate costume from a movie, with long boots and a leather jacket, and the eight-clawed hook hanging on his waist is bright red. Like blood, it seems that there is still fresh blood on it.

Wearing a three-cornered hat represents his identity as the captain of a pirate ship. This outfit is a bit familiar, but Guo Guo can't remember where this familiarity comes from for a while.

"Smart little rabbit, since you know my secret, tell me, what should I do with you?"

While saying these words, the perverted man's tone of voice and body shape were undergoing obvious changes. He quickly integrated himself into the role of the pirate captain he was playing, and even learned his voice perfectly.

He picked up the blood hook in his hand, and slowly swung it in circles in the air, cutting through the air threateningly, making a discordant sound of breaking through the air.

Guo Guo estimated the possibility of escaping and forcing himself.

Now that he has temporarily lost all his strength, the hard anus is beyond his control, and the greatest supernatural power he can achieve is probably the arbitrary transformation between human and pot.

Among them, the worst strategy is to change the hot pot on the spot, but... this may be regarded as a monster and sink into the sea on the spot. This is the worst possibility that Guo Guo absolutely does not want to see.

After being thrown into the sea, he needs to drift with the ocean currents for decades or hundreds of years before returning to the edge of the land.Such a long exile, without the companionship of mobile phones and the Internet in modern society, is simply worse than death.

Seeing Guo Guo's silence, a morbid excitement flashed across the man's eyes, the smile on his face disappeared, he approached him slowly, even sniffed at his side in a very crazy way, and said almost intoxicated: " You have a special fragrance on your body, I have a hunch that you will definitely be...very delicious..."

This person was too tall, and it was almost impossible to avoid it when he got close. Guo Guo dodged back a little, but was blocked by the table behind his waist.

Guo Guo thought to himself that you have good eyesight, how many people want to eat my hot pot, but they can't find a way.

The man who hung the blood hook approached suddenly, with morbid excitement in his eyes, "Why? Why do you have such a unique fragrance..."

He didn't finish speaking, but suddenly stopped, and a few seconds later there was a knock on the door, "Boss, are you there?"

The man's voice was still ugly and hoarse: "Come in and say."

The person who came in was a young man with freckles, who seemed to be on the same team as the fake captain in front of him, and reported straight to the point: "Boss, the brothers who sneaked in are all going well, so far no one has aroused suspicion." , It's just... the supply on this ship has been in short supply for a while, rice noodles, canned food, bacon and other food have all been eaten up, and the people on the ship have been drinking soup for three days, and there is already a lot of panic and complaints in private. They are full again, judging from the current tense atmosphere, I am afraid that there will be riots within a few days."

"...I really want to kill this group of stupid pigs." The human-leather mask covered the man's appearance, but failed to conceal his own crazy and painful eyes. , seemed to be tempted and tormented by this thought, and even licked his lips unbearably, "Every minute and every second I endured here is so hard... But, it's not the time yet, keep them still It is useful, we will stay here for more than a month before reaching the Blood Moon Realm."

While the two were talking, Guo Guo had already quietly slipped away a few small steps to the side, but at this moment he stopped suddenly.

What did he just hear?

Blood Moon Realm, isn't that the territory where the hero in "Blood Moon Lord" was born?

Up to now, Guo Guo finally felt shocked for the first time.

Before recovering from the blow of losing his strength, he suddenly confirmed a bigger bad news-this is...he has passed through a book?

He has a severe internet addiction and is obsessed with online literature, but reading novels has always been for leisure and entertainment, not for himself to read books one day. In the real world, he has become a god who lives by faith, neither old nor dead , how can you just wear it?Isn't this in line with the common sense of wearing books?

It was the mumbling of the man next to him that brought Guo Guo back to his senses.

"If you can't kill them, then you have to appease them, then you have to feed them." The man's painful look turned into strange joy when he looked at Guo Guo, "So... the 'Blood Hook' I just killed, I brought you into the kitchen for this purpose! It’s just that you are so cute, you look so small, so soft and tender, I really can’t bear to share your delicacy with those stupid pigs——!”

This sentence successfully gave Guo Guo a new assessment of his level of neurosis.

Although he has no intention of provoking perverts, he is not easy to mess with the boss even if he has all skills and talents on cd.After all, he is still a hot pot. He looked at the man in front of him and thought to himself that if they are not human, then there is nothing to be afraid of.

There are people inside and outside the door, and it is a bit difficult to make a hard bubble. Looking at the situation in front of him, Guo Guo thought that he would not die if he became a hot pot and sank to the bottom of the sea. Look for a better option.

Guo Guo quickly checked the kitchen, trying to miraculously find some food that had been left out in the forgotten corner of the kitchen.It's hard for a smart woman to cook without rice. Even if his cooking skill is superb, he still needs at least some ingredients that can be used for processing.

The fake captain noticed Guo Guo's movements, but he didn't expect him to be able to make a splash, so he didn't stop him, but his eyes were loosely attached to him, almost infatuated: "Sweet little rabbit, what are you doing? Before you die, what wish do you have?"

"I'm looking at everything that's left in the galley... Hey, how many people are on your boat?"

Bloodhook fake captain said slowly: "About... 60 people?"

Guo Guo forcefully closed the cupboard that he checked and found to be empty, turned his head and said seriously: "Let's make an agreement, if I have the ability to make every meal that satisfies the 60 people on board, then ... As long as I am useful for a day, you don't want to eat my mind."

After hearing his remarks, Xuehook's originally lazy expression focused together for a rare time, and he glanced at him casually.

He stood up straight with his crooked body, walked over and patted Guo Guo's face, and said stickily, "But I'm still looking forward to...eating you."

Guo Guo frowned with some doubts, as if he couldn't understand the pervert's preferences and thoughts.

Compared with this bloodhook captain, his size is really small. Judging from his appearance, he can be judged as "pure and simple" at a glance. It is difficult for anyone to understand Guo Guo's existence and his heart Feel vigilant.

Guo Guo's skin is white and soft, which has never been damaged by the sunshine at sea, and he is not as tall as these pirates. He looks like a cute and harmless little white rabbit. will be melted by him.

He responded indifferently and calmly, as if there were no violent emotional ups and downs.The man only thought that he was frightened and stupid, so he hasn't reacted yet.Looking at his peaceful face, the man felt a rare pity in his heart, but this rare emotion was quickly shattered by the morbid desire to destroy.

Blood hook was almost so excited that he couldn't control his voice, he stared at Guo Guo, and even his voice was more erratic than usual, "Give you time before dinner, show me what kind of food you can serve, finish this An almost impossible task."

"Remember—everyone must be satisfied. If there is one person in this boat who is not full or finds it unpalatable..." His eyes glowed strangely, as if trying to suppress his joy, Can't wait to recall the scene in my mind, "The next one to be cooked and served on the table...is yourself."

Guo Guo nodded. Under such pressure, he did not look frightened at all. Instead, he had begun to think very pragmatically about how to complete this proposition.

As long as he stood in the kitchen and assumed the role of chef, Guo Guo was always [-]% serious and dedicated. He pointed to the open space outside the door and said bluntly: "Please go and stand over there, you block me the stove."