69novels Chapter 148 No, No, No
Chapter 148 No, No, No
Chapter 148 No, No, No
Time passed quickly, the day was over, leaving most things to the shadow clone, Lockhart lay on the velvet bed, ready to sleep soundly.
After all, I have been struggling with the controllable nuclear fusion power plant for the past few days, and I have written so many things and sent them out today. Although Lockhart's brain has been strengthened by physical skills, he also feels a little hollowed out.
However, the matter of the controllable nuclear fusion power plant has a new solution direction. Dumbledore has promised to help contact Nicole Flamel, and the reform of the Hogwarts education system is almost confirmed to start with Potions class. Lockhart felt that everything was going in a good direction, until the greasy owl brought Lockhart a letter.
From the greasy top of the owl's head, Lockhart had already determined that it belonged to Snape, or at least had been used by Snape for a long time.
Lockhart stopped thinking about going to bed, and was going to read Snape's letter to get a better understanding of Snape's views on the reform of potions class, and then he couldn't sleep at all.
Snape, Snape's letter, was simply full of all kinds of eccentricity and inexplicable sense of superiority.
Lockhart knew that Snape had always been very proud, especially when it came to Potions, his personal best, but Lockhart couldn't help but want to send Snape a Howler letter in the middle of the night.
Snape's reply was full of all kinds of British yin and yang, which was reflected in the eyes of Lockhart, who was used to surfing the Internet in his previous life.
No, no, no, no one really thinks he knows more about potions than me, does he?
God, why do you have such doubts?You want to advance new discoveries in magic education!The next Merlin Knights First Class Medal belongs to you!
What an interesting point of view. The person who put forward this point of view is awesome. I wonder if any potions have been improved or invented?
Could it be that Professor Lockhart once used the pseudonym Marcus Smart to invent Wolfsbane Potion?Then you are awesome.
You know so much!You are too good!Presumably you must have been a good potion expert at Hogwarts, and your potion scores have always been all O's.
It's such a pity, unfortunately, I've never seen Professor Lockhart configure any potion. If you are willing to configure the water of life and death, Merlin can be revived by you.
Professor Lockhart is forever a god!To say that you are a god would be an insult to you, the tone of your letter is so modest, and I am more than satisfied that you condescend to speak to me.
Goodbye!
Lockhart only wanted to say one thing: WDNMD.But I can't say it, everyone is an adult, they are all professors, they all want face, and they can't be like cursing at a shrew.
Lockhart originally wanted to laugh it off, but the more he thought about it, the more angry he got, and finally sat up on the bed, resisting the urge to go to Snape's office to pull him out and beat him up. Lockhart began to think about how to deal with it tomorrow snape.
Yes, Lockhart mentioned to Snape and Dumbledore about the reform of potions class that he would discuss the results in Dumbledore's office tomorrow. Although Snape's response was full of nutritional weirdness, but after all I agreed.
However, Lockhart strongly suspected that the reason why Snape agreed to discuss with him was because he wanted to disgust himself with sternness in front of Dumbledore.
Lockhart would definitely not choose to endure, and immediately began to plan how to persuade (response) Snape tomorrow.
Considering that Snape's way of speaking is dominated by all kinds of yin and yang, Lockhart began to directly analyze the origin of yin and yang.
One of Lockhart's hobbies in his previous life was high-intensity online bullying, so Lockhart has a very clear experience of the explosion of yin and yang on the Internet.
All of this first originated or became popular in various game chat rooms or open forums.
To be more precise, it originated from a system - the masked word system.
When someone says the word "draft" to another person, it doesn't mean that the person wants to have sex with the other person's mother, or want to be the other person's father.
Absolutely not, the word "draft?" was simply uttered by the man to express anger.
Therefore, when these words that express anger in the conventional sense are banned and blocked, people have another way to express their anger.
When the word mentally handicapped was silenced, the word wisdom naturally took on a new meaning, and when the word cerebral palsy was blocked, it became a swear word.
On the contrary, after the word Shabi comes out, the word fool becomes cute.
In short, the main reason for the yin and yang strangeness in the past life is that some words have become forbidden words, and some too direct speeches will be blocked, so people use the words of yin and yang strangeness instead, and even become buzzwords over time, changing the whole environment.
And the reason why Snape likes to speak yin and yang is similar to the reason why yin and yang were popular in the Internet world in the previous life-Snape's mouth was blocked.
When he was a child, Snape was born in a miserable single-parent family. His mother was a wizard and his father was a Muggle. Snape's childhood in Britain suffered from a long-term economic crisis, so his father became unemployed and became an alcoholic.
Snape's father was always used to violent treatment of Snape and his mother. As long as he said a wrong sentence, Snape would be beaten, and gradually he stopped speaking normally.
Later, Snape met Lily, who was a little girl at the time, and he began to have a long-term low self-esteem, and he was even more embarrassed to express his emotions.
In school, Snape entered Slytherin House. In Slytherin, which is full of pure-bloods and just discriminates against mixed-races, the mixed-race Snape was at the bottom of the chain of contempt from the beginning.
Family, friends and school all suppressed Snape's desire to speak, and slowly Snape seemed to be losing his ability to speak normally.
Later, Lily was indirectly killed by Snape, Snape became a double agent, and silence became his best mask.
Moreover, Snape has been teaching at Hogwarts for more than ten years. Students are all students. To Snape, the professor and dean, students are a disadvantaged group, so Snape can treat students casually. Criticism and cynicism.
So, gradually Snape lost the ability to speak normally, and his tone became eccentric.
How do you gossip about Snape in tomorrow's discussion?Lockhart was lying on the bed, looking at the ceiling, thinking and recalling the various valuable experiences he had gained from surfing the Internet for more than 20 years in his previous life, and gradually came to his mind.
Smiling, Lockhart turned over and went to sleep.
(End of this chapter)