Dress to be a celebrity

Chapter 5

The son is drunk like this, and he still thinks about buying him a field and land. With such a filial child, what can a father do?

Of course... expulsion of prostitutes, and those prodigal idlers who seduced his son into evil paths!

Mr. Song was not willing to take care of his son, but he was willing to take care of others. When he returned to the yamen, he threw those scholars who had been drinking with Song Shi under the control of the teaching staff, and wrote a post himself, ordering the expulsion of prostitutes.

Whether it's an official trickster who came to rush to the state to take advantage of the food, or a private prostitute who secretly engaged in skin and meat business in this county, they were all caught and deported!Several tile houses in the county were also checked from top to bottom. Those who sell singing, tell history, and play movies in each Goulan... are only allowed to perform art, not to sell themselves privately!

Even the director of the local Jiaofang Secretary was mentioned by Mr. Song to the second hall and taught him to restrain the tricksters and not to seduce his son.

In an instant, the atmosphere of the entire Rong County was suppressed.Wuzhou Prefecture and Guangxi Buzheng Yamen heard that he had done such a major event, and they all deeply lamented that the county magistrate of Song Dynasty was strong and upright, and he governed well.

He can even do such a thing...

Not only the boss is so emotional, but most of the men in Rong County feel sympathy.The children and helpers who were drinking with Song Shi that day knew the inside story, and they couldn't help but secretly complained that Song Shi had hurt them, but they didn't know that he was the saddest person——

He has already finished writing the consumption of basic necessities, food, housing, transportation and poetry, calligraphy and painting in his thesis "Research on the Entertainment Consumption of Ancient Citizens", leaving only Goulan Washe. One of the main research objects was driven away by his father. This thesis is Then write or not?

Later, he finally found a way to write his thesis.

A few squires who had been friends with him secretly took him to a private house outside the city, and found him a new writing object—the prostitutes who were driven away by his father were as heavily dressed, beautiful, gentle, and multi-talented... …boy.

Based on the skills he has practiced over the years of plastic surgery on Weibo, he can tell at a glance that those people are big men in women's clothing.But for the sake of the thesis, he insisted on staying calm until the end, and then took the observed male-male relationship as the situation of citizens interacting with prostitutes, and finished writing the thesis according to the original plan.

I don't know if it's his illusion, but it seems that this kind of... world situation papers are particularly easy to pass.

This paper saved his account, which was about to bottom out in recent days, and brought his balance back to more than one hundred.With the money, he regained the confidence to be a straight man of steel, bought the master's thesis on water-saving irrigation for terraced fields at a high price of 15 yuan, and studied hard how to build water storage kilns on higher hillsides , Dry wells, in case of drought, divert water from the top of the mountain for irrigation.

To build a water kiln that can store water, cement is necessary, and this money cannot be saved.

Song Shi counted the account balance several times, and finally clicked to buy. He spent six yuan and bought an article "Research on the Chemical Formula of Cement". Li tried to burn Portland cement.

He was enthusiastically engaged in industrial practice outside the city, but a boy who led him to a prostitute came to him, saying that the boy who served him last time fell in love with him, and asked him to go back to comfort the beautiful woman.

Song Shizheng was wearing a thin banana cloth short jacket and watching the fire in front of the kiln. The high temperature emitted by the stone kiln made his lips burnt, his mouth was dry, and his back was sweating profusely, so he didn't have the heart to listen to him at all.I was so annoyed by him, I wrote a few notes on the little book recording the firing process, tore off the note and handed it to him, without looking back, I said: "Take my note to Doctor Chen, and ask him to find a doctor." Good doctor, show that child."

The man stared at his back with dumbstruck eyes, and said sadly: "That's not a vulgar fan, but the outfit of a male prostitute in this county, a peerless beauty like Zhou Xiaoshi. He has always been fair to others, but he is the only one who loves others. People are sincere, how can Sheren refuse to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade at all?"

refused.

Don't go.

Anyway, he still has more than 80 yuan in his account, so he doesn't have to worry about money for the time being.

At worst, next time I pretend to go to Fucheng to buy longan and pomelo, and take the opportunity to experience life in a bigger house in Fucheng.

Song Shi waved his hand back, and told the person to leave coldly, and told the person that he didn't have to come and pass on the word for that outfit in the future - he wasn't a manly man, and he wouldn't go to this kind of house again in the future.

At that time, he really thought that it was the only unexpected experience in his life. Unfortunately, the world is not based on human will. This is the first time he has come into contact with Nanfeng, but it is far from the last.

In the twelfth lunar month of Xintai, Mr. Song had completed his three-year tenure in Rong County, and the prefecture, province, and supervisory censor all gave him a "competent" test.When it was handed over to the Ministry of Officials, there was a document asking him to be transferred to the county magistrate of Wuping County, Fujian Province.

On the surface, the two places are both Zhongxian counties, and the population difference is only a few hundred households, regardless of high or low. But in fact, there is a big difference in the difficulty of being an official and the abundance of oil and water in the two places: Rong County is a place where Han and Yao people live together. In Fujian province, the people are aggressive, they often default on food and taxes, and they dare to gather crowds to fight for trivial matters. It is difficult for officials to achieve political achievements here. But Fujian has developed sea transportation and rich places, and the people are willing to pay rent and tax. Guan Hao can do a lot.

Song Juren could be transferred to Wuping county magistrate, even he himself did not expect.

Song Shi silently recalled the paper written by the county magistrate in the Qing Dynasty, but found that his father did not meet the transfer case——

Although during his father's three years in office, a lot of barren hills were newly reclaimed in the county, taxes were paid on time year after year, there were no major disasters, and the people did not cause any major incidents...but his father was born in Juren!According to the unspoken rules of the ancient imperial examinations, a person who raises a person is regarded as a low-ranking official, with a low status and difficulty in promotion. Basically, he has to wait for nine years before he is moved.

Those who are promoted every three years all have the fame of Jinshi, and they are supported by a teacher, the same year, and parents behind them.But his father and elder brother didn't have any good friends and became a high-ranking official in the same year... Wait, could it be that the Huan family helped?

That's quite possible.

Although their father and son are working abroad, they have been exchanging letters with the Huan family in the past few years, and they often send local specialties back, just like the formally married in-laws.Two years ago, his teacher's wife passed away. Although he couldn't go to Beijing to pay respects, his elder brother made a trip for him. At that time, his elder brother met his elder brother in person. Brother Huan also treated him with courtesy. not used to...

Forget it, next year when Huan's family makes a filial piety, he will thank the Huan family in person.

He returned to the back house and told his aunt the good news of his father's relocation to Fujian, and told her to arrange for the family to pack up their things, while he brought money to the grain master and the household book office to personally check the grain storage in each warehouse and the items in the county warehouse.

After inspecting the warehouse, Master Qian and Liang stared at the book office to clear the money and grain, land-making and grain records, and miscellaneous grain records, and prepared them for verification by the superior and the succeeding county magistrate; Master Xing Ming took the criminal room book to complete the case of Ren Neiqin file, check the prisoners in the prison again, and make a register to prevent someone from impersonating the crime...

He took care of all these chores, Song Juren just wrote the letter, carried the presents, went to the cloth, press the second envoy, the government office, and the neighboring counties to say goodbye, and asked the superior and the neighboring counties to leave after he left. Help protect the county.

All the accounts that should be settled and the gifts that should be given have been delivered. Rongxian's appointment has finally been completed and he can go to Wuping to take up the post with peace of mind, but Mr. Song suddenly refused to take him to the post.

Song Shi immediately thought of his marriage, pondered for a while, and said: "It's the twelfth lunar month now, and the river in the north is frozen. No matter how anxious I am, I won't be able to get there in time for the Huan family's filial piety. Anyway, I have my mother and elder brother to take care of me." Make the decision, I will accompany you to Wuping to take office first..."

"No! No!"

Song Juren, who had been relying on his son for the past two years and was about to give up the county magistrate to Song Shi, suddenly became tough: "The south wind prevails in Fujian! You are young and lack concentration. If you call those What if the child molester fails to seduce him!"

Dad, you underestimate your son too much.It's not that I haven't seen a big guy in women's clothing...

Song Shi held back his stomach and wanted to vomit, but he was embarrassed to tell him that he had been admired by a man, so he skipped this paragraph and waved his hand firmly: "Father is too worried, I am not that kind of lustful person. If you want to talk about Fujian Male style prevails, so there are still women in Rong County, haven't I brought half of them home?"

It is the fact that they have not been brought home that makes people worry.

A few years ago in the Song Dynasty, when he drank flowers and wine with others, the old father was so nervous that he wanted to drive out the prostitutes all over the county; now that he is a weaker crown, he still only listens to music women singing when drinking with others, and refuses to spend the night even. The adults were worried about whether he had some hidden disease.

It's really raising a child to be a hundred years old, long worry 99... Song Juren shook his head and sighed, Song Shi slightly persuaded him a few words, seeing that he was still talking about the south wind, he simply didn't even persuade him, just let him go They put him in the car and went straight to the ferry to find a boat to Fujian.

Anyway, he is used to this line of business, Mr. Song is just talking, and he can't be forced to drive him back to the capital.In the evening, Master Song went back to his room to rest, and Aunt Ji followed Madam's example and reprimanded the master: "It's freezing cold, how can I ask my son to go to Beijing? If he gets sick on the way, and there is no mother and father to guard him, who will he?" Take care of him carefully? How can I explain to my wife when I get home?"

Master Song was afraid of a good wife in front of a good wife, guarding his concubine... somehow he felt a little guilty, walked around the room a few times, and resigned himself to his fate with a sigh.

Song Shi could see that his father was in a bad mood, so he acted honestly as a filial son all the way, taking care of his basic necessities, food, housing and transportation.I didn't even bother my father to write the documents before taking office, so I took out the white folded bamboo slips and wrote "The new appointment is known to the officials of the Song Dynasty in the main hall of Wuping County, Tingzhou Prefecture, Fujian Province..." A few sheets of paper, first skillfully write the sentence "Boss, Mr. Taitai" at the beginning of each sheet, and then make up new words for the latter.

Guangxi is very close to Fujian, and they traveled by water, and they arrived outside Wuping County after the fifteenth day of the first lunar month.However, from the tenth to the twentieth of the first month is the Lantern Festival, it is not suitable for office work, so they chose to enter the city on the 21st, and officially took office on the 24th of the first month.

Fujian is a major province of scientific research, and Wuping County has a particularly strong reading atmosphere.After Mr. Song took office, the gentry and elders in the county prepared a banquet to welcome him, and the yard was crowded with the elderly gentry and elders alone.Younger scholars, regular supervisors, and Tongsheng couldn't sit in front of him, so Song Shi set up another seat in the outer court to accompany him.

Naturally, young people are not as serious about drinking as their elders, and many of them who claim to be romantic and talented come here with beauty.

Song Shi somehow remembered Master Song's heart-piercing "Southern wind prevails in Fujian" before he left office, and his eyes fell on the beautiful girls they brought, trying to discern which one was the real girl and which one was the big girl in women's clothing. guy.

When he looks at others, others also look at him.

Although he deliberately lowered his eyelashes and only looked at them from the corner of his eye, not as carefully as he did when he was preparing the materials for the thesis, but he couldn't believe that many people came here just to marry him, even if he didn't look at them, they would push these beauties away show him.

Song Shi's eyes that have been tested by apple light and filters have not yet discerned the true faces of the beauties, so the son of the county magistrate took the initiative to bring a beautiful woman to him, and said with a smile: "Song Sheren Young and handsome, with outstanding demeanor, how can there be no beautiful woman by his side? This is Li Shaosheng, the most famous outfitter in our county, if someone else likes him, why not teach Shaosheng to sing a tune for fun?"

This one is also a costume?Not the beginning of a line?

This is a man?

Rong County is still quietly meeting men, and Wu Ping has brought the men to the government banquet in an open and aboveboard manner?Shouldn't it be called Jiaofangsi's prostitute at such a time?

Song Shi was shocked by Fujian's opening up, so he couldn't help but take a first look at Li Xing, and felt that he seemed to be dressed up better than the one in Rong County...more like a decent woman, shy and angry, as if he was forced into prostitution innocent girl.

Even he is a man, so among the "female" companions brought by others, are there really women?

He suddenly remembered that when he wrote "Ancient Citizens' Entertainment Consumption", he seemed to have vowed never to go to the male prostitute's house again, but looking at the people in front of him who regarded the relationship between men and men as normal, he suddenly had a premonition that he would be slapped in the face .

If he writes about the life of the common people and the customs of scholars in the future, will he still be able to bypass male prostitutes?

The author has something to say: change the time, it was the second year of Xintai when Song Shichuan came, and the beginning should be the 20th year of Xintai

The image and title of male prostitutes are based on the Song Dynasty, and the Ming Dynasty has not been found. I don’t want to be too textual in this article, just write it casually