69novels Chapter 37 The Three Kingdoms Conflict Continues
Chapter 37 The Three Kingdoms Conflict Continues
"So you're going to form a gang? You're going to start a three-way conflict?"
Fingel, biting into a chicken leg, asked in confusion.
"Isn't there Qilan? How did it turn into the Three Kingdoms period?"
Fingel, however, spoke calmly.
"He's the kind of person who won't amount to anything. As long as you don't join him and take the lead, his organization will soon be divided up by Caesar and Chu Zihang. Having only one A-level member is not enough to support the whole organization."
Then he patted Lu Mingfei on the shoulder.
"The Three Kingdoms are great! Chu Zihang held the emperor hostage to command the feudal lords, Caesar had the natural defenses of the Gattuso family, and you... you have martial prowess! Your stats are very high!"
"It sounds like Cao Cao, Yuan Shao, and Lü Bu. If you ask me, you can't compare to them, so don't force it."
Lu Mingfei gets annoyed whenever he hears about the Three Kingdoms period and wants to go deaf.
Fingel laughed awkwardly, then patted Lu Mingfei on the shoulder again.
"But you started this club because you were being pursued by a beautiful girl... Oh dear, you're even more like Lu Bu now, haha, isn't this a sweet trouble? Think of King You of Zhou, who played with the feudal lords by lighting the beacon fires, how grand was that?"
Lu Mingfei patted Fingel's shoulder with a helpless expression.
"No, I'm never a positive character in your eyes. Can't you expect others to be better?"
"Lu Bu isn't a positive character?! What about those three families... three surnames... okay, how about Xiang Yu instead? He's very strong and loves beautiful women."
"Caesar has invited me to a banquet at the Ambrose House tomorrow."
Upon hearing the name Xiang Yu, Lu Mingfei, his expression hardening, passed on the message.
"Wow, there's also the Feast at Hongmen. So you're Liu Bang! Well, I've always thought Caesar was a bit too arrogant. That group of girls in lace white dresses is too extravagant. I think you can take their place."
Upon hearing this, Fingel immediately stood up excitedly and swung his fist in the air.
Lu Mingfei found it even harder to stay calm.
"I just want to go to school and live a normal life. I'm not really interested in these famous people. By the way, what's this 'Lady White Dress Girl Group'?"
Then he saw Fingel's disdainful look, as if he didn't have a junior like Fingel who wasn't a pervert.
"My dear junior, you've been at school for almost two days! You don't even know the most famous organization on campus?!"
"I thought the most well-known organizations were the Lionheart and the student council."
"Then you've really wasted your time these past two days!"
"Nonsense, I haven't been living my life around you. I've had a very fulfilling couple of days!"
Fingel remained disdainful.
"So tell me, what have you been doing besides drinking?"
Lu Mingfei was about to speak when Fingel's words shut him up.
Then he initiated a staring contest, trying to defeat his opponent in silence, but Fingel didn't take the bait, only rambling on about how great the white-stockinged girl group was.
Lu Mingfei thought to himself, "Isn't this the Lace White Dress Girl Group?" But he didn't really want to continue the topic.
Honestly, he is a womanizer, but the girls at this school all give him a strange feeling, and since he is not sexually repressed, he doesn't need to think about them every day.
So Lu Mingfei thought for a moment and then spoke.
"In short, I think I'm going to start my own club. I've thought of two names, can you give me some advice?"
"The name of the club that freshmen formed themselves is incredibly awesome? I have to stand up and listen."
Sensing a major news story, Fingel, who was already standing, leaned closer to listen, and then Lu Mingfei spoke.
"The first one is called Lu Mingfei Association, and the second one is called Do Nothing Association. It's a pity that the association needs to be later, otherwise I would have named it Do Nothing."
Then he saw Fingel's face scrunched up like a steamed bun, which Lu Mingfei couldn't understand.
"The first one was definitely a lazy one, but the second one is really good, right? It even has a pun. Speaking of which, I actually thought of a third one."
Fingel's eyes lit up, and then Lu Mingfei spoke.
"I told everyone not to join this group, but the name was too long, so I gave up on that idea."
Fingel's facial features twisted into a bun again.
"Let that beautiful girl name it. Let's discuss tomorrow's dinner. Can we bring our families to that banquet? I think I can give it a try."
"Then you need to find a dance partner. Caesar said that as long as I'm shameless enough, I don't need to dance ballroom dances."
Fingel frowned and spoke solemnly and righteously.
"I'm shameless too!"
"I know that, but the problem is I don't know if you'll be forced to dance. Wouldn't it be awkward if no one wanted to dance with you?"
But Fingel simply tilted his head back confidently.
"It's okay, you can't imagine how shameless I am."
"Then I think you don't even need to ask if they can take you; just shamelessly sneak in, right?"
Lu Mingfei's tone was laced with the mockery of a close friend, but Fingel looked completely enlightened.
"Wow! You're so thoughtful, junior!"
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The following evening, Lu Mingfei, dressed in his school uniform with the Renyi Guying Ziwu Yuanyang Longhu Yingxiong Fenghuang Nirvana Qixing Wuqing Shuanggujian swords tucked into his waistband, stood in front of the Anbo Pavilion.
Fingel, dressed in a black suit, stood behind him like a bodyguard.
Lu Mingfei felt he couldn't understand the people who were staring at him.
"This is the first time I've directly experienced my level of fame. Why is everyone staring at me?"
"Because you're wearing a school uniform, junior, and have two swords at your waist, it looks like you're here to challenge the school."
Upon hearing this, Lu Mingfei quickly covered his sword, the Sword of Benevolence and the Sword of Righteousness, and shouted loudly.
"They are innocent!"
Hearing this, Fingel felt quite helpless.
"Who was talking about swords? I was talking about school uniforms! School uniforms! Why are you wearing a school uniform to such a formal banquet instead of a suit?!"
"I can't find it! Caesar didn't mention this!"
"Who would specifically go out of their way to explain something so common sense!"
"I've never heard of such common sense! ...How about I borrow your clothes?"
Upon hearing this, the rather handsome Finger quickly covered his private parts.
"You're a pervert!"
"Aren't you shameless? You can't even wear underwear to a banquet?"
"Who could do that! Aren't you shameless enough to just go in wearing your school uniform?"
"No! They kindly invited me to eat and drink, and I wasn't even dressed formally. Wouldn't that be incredibly rude of me?"
Lu Mingfei spoke righteously, but Fingel seemed completely indifferent.
"Then why did you wear your school uniform?"
"I think the school uniform looks pretty formal, so I'll just make do with it."
"I don't see that you've been very polite either."
Seeing Fingel's sarcastic remarks, Lu Mingfei looked displeased.
"Then I'll just stand here. Anyway, I can't get in, and you have no chance of getting in either. Either you figure out a way to let me wear formal attire, or I'll go back to my dorm and you go to your news department."
Yes, we're still too afraid that Lu Mingfei will sleepwalk. When Lu Mingfei is sleeping, Fingel, as the head of the news department, will spend the night at the news department.
Upon hearing this, Fingel sighed deeply. He made a phone call to confirm, and then spoke to Lu Mingfei.
"Alright then, your formal attire will be here in about ten minutes."