Don't cue, the small dining table is open

Chapter 116



Chapter 116

When Lu Yuanye was six years old, he hadn't started school yet, and he was crazy with his friends all day long on Xiaoqingshan. The children at that time were not as delicate as today's children.

Ever since he could walk, Lu Yuanye followed his sister Lu Tian's ass, and the sister led the rope tied to his body for a walk on Xiaoqingshan.

But now, Lu Tian needs to go to school, so he can't play like crazy all day long.

So Lu Yuanye inherited Lu Tian's career, and was responsible for finding wild fruits on Xiaoqingshan, and exchanged with Lu Tian the spicy sticks she bought at the school gate when he returned home.

If there was no such deal, Lu Yuanye would have picked some berries to eat on the spot after he and his friends were tired from playing on the mountain, continued to play after eating, and went back to eat when it was time.

But for Lu Tian's spicy strips, Lu Yuanye refused the invitation of his friends, and instead tricked them into helping him find wild fruits.

It can be said that I have been lazy since I was a child.

And what about himself?

Just like a supervisor, sitting under a big tree to rest, and then waiting for the friends to bring him berries, which are red berries that grow on the ground.

They call it Snake Paozi in the old saying, it tastes sour and sweet, and once you find it, it will be a large piece, hidden in the grass, densely packed red fruit, as long as you find it, you can eat it in one go.

The little friends like snake bubbles very much, and they can let them give up their favorite things. What method did Lu Yuanye use?

He stole a piece of meat from the kitchen at home, and brought seasoning powder for the leftover instant noodles from yesterday's meal.

What are you doing with these two?

Eat barbecue.

One side is sweet and sour snake bubbles, and the other side is barbecue...

Snake paozi is often available, but barbecue is not often available. No matter how you think about it, you should choose barbecue.

This is how the little friends were tricked into being coolies.

When the friends were picking snake bubbles, Lu Yuanye didn't just sit idle and rest under a tree. He ran to the stream, which wasn't exactly a stream.

That is just a small ditch formed by the mountains and rivers flowing down from the top of the mountain.

Lu Yuanye chose to be next to this ditch, found a branch, and then took out a lighter, because the branch was not flammable, and he also knew to take out a napkin from his pocket to start the fire.

The fire was not very big, mainly because the meat brought by Lu Yuanye was not very large, and the few friends who came with him were not enough for one bite.

With such a little meat, there is no need for much fire.

Like the high-end operations in TV dramas such as stringing barbecues on tree branches, how could a fool like Lu Yuanye do it.

Of course, he tried it, found that it didn't work, and finally picked up the meat in a napkin and threw it into the fire.

The napkin burned instantly, and the meat inside was exposed. Lu Yuanye originally wanted to save the meat, but after looking at the fire...

cowardly.

Anyway, he can't think of a better way, so be it.

The fire was not big, so naturally it wouldn't last long, but fortunately, before it went out, the task was completed and the meat was cooked.

To be honest, the meat was a bit dirty. At that time, Lu Yuanye didn't know that the ash after high-temperature combustion actually only looked dirty, but was actually very clean.

But what he pursues is not doing anything clean and eating without getting sick.

I just want to pick it up, wipe the ashes clean and eat.

In terms of eating, Lu Yuanye has always followed his body with his brain. When he saw that the meat was ready, he grabbed it with his hands, but he was burnt and grinned, but even so!

He still relied on his firm willpower!

Pat off the ash on the meat.

Seeing that the friends had already collected a lot of snake bubbles, Lu Yuanye called them to eat meat.

The meat was still very hot, and Lu Yuanye didn't dare to divide the meat with his bare hands, so he took out a napkin from his pocket again, a six-year-old boy, so many napkins in his pocket?

If Lu Yuanye was such a clean kid, he wouldn't pick up meat from the ground and eat it.

The reason why he brought so many napkins was purely because Lu Yuanye originally wanted to use napkins to grill meat, but in the end he found that the operation of napkin grilling was not feasible, so he gave up using twigs.

Wrapped in a napkin, the meat was torn into several pieces, and then sprinkled with instant noodle seasoning powder. The first cooking in Lu Yuanye's life was completed under such circumstances.

In fact, don't look at it, but it tastes really good.

The outside of the meat is roasted fragrantly, and it tastes a bit dry and tough, but the inside is very soft. Thanks to the instant noodle seasoning powder, the roast meat is moderately salty.

Super successful.

Each of the little friends only ate a small piece, but it was such a small piece that made them want to eat it.

Some people even suggested that it's still early, or go back and get another piece of meat to roast!

Lu Yuanye is not!

How did he get this piece of meat?

Because Mother Lu was going to cook fried meat at night, there was fresh meat in the refrigerator. Lu Yuanye didn't tell Mother Lu, but secretly went to the refrigerator to cut some meat and take it away.

In order not to let Mother Lu find out, Lu Yuanye didn't dare to cut too much.

If he cut it again, Lu Yuanye would definitely be found and beaten up!

Does Lu Yuanye look like such a stupid person?

Whoever proposed it will get the meat!

The friends are not very daring, so they can only give up, giving up and going home to steal meat, this does not mean that everyone has to give up playing, it is still so early, and it is not time to eat, of course we have to continue playing!

Someone suggested hide and seek.

Lu Yuanye looked at the snake bubbles that his friends picked for him, and was a little hesitant, but his friends persuaded him that there is still so much time, it would be a pity if he didn't play!

You can also play hide-and-seek with Snake Paozi in the bag.

then……

Is there any need to hesitate?

Before the hide-and-seek began, Lu Yuanye kicked all the ashes left over from the incineration just now into the water.

After kicking, I went to play hide-and-seek with my friends.

Lu Yuanye participated in rock-paper-scissors and successfully won. After the little partner in charge of catching people turned his back, he ran away.

This group of children grew up playing on Xiaoqingshan, they are not too familiar with Xiaoqingshan, there are only a few places where people can hide, everyone knows each other, it's just the order in which they were arrested.

But Lu Yuanye has a strong desire to win.

That's why the later-born Lu Xiaobai cares so much about the perfection of the homework.

Lu Yuanye wondered who Lu Bai's personality resembled?

Isn't it him!

It is exactly the same as Lu Yuanye when he was a child!

It's just that after growing up, Lu Yuanye became a salty fish, and his desire to win and lose was hidden.

Don't think that if you forget this matter, you can ignore it!

In order to pursue the final victory of the hide-and-seek game, Lu Yuanye didn't even look at the places where ordinary Tibetans lived, and jumped up and down, walking farther and farther, and finally broke into a completely strange place.

Looking at the surrounding environment, Lu Yuanye was stunned, he had never been to this place before!

The first thought in his heart was that if he hides here, he will never be discovered by his friends!

So Lu Yuanye continued to jump up and down, looking for the perfect hide-and-seek holy place in his mind!

But no matter how hard he searched, he couldn't find a 100% perfect place. He wanted to make do with it and hide it in a grass nest by the water.

But he didn't expect that what looked like a grass nest was actually water, and Lu Yuanye stepped on the ground and fell into the pool.

Before he got scared, he choked on a mouthful of water, stepped on something, and that thing moved, carrying Lu Yuanye out of the water.

The wet deer Yuanye sat on a big white deer with a dazed expression on his face.

The big white deer stepped on the water, sent Lu Yuanye to the shore, and said, "How did you get in here?"

Lu Yuanye looked at the big white deer without speaking, as if he was frightened. The big white deer sighed and turned into a human, with two big antlers on his head, looking very sleepy.

"I'll send you out, don't come here again."

He bent down and wanted to reach out to hug Lu Yuanye, but the child who thought he was frightened into a fool suddenly moved, and suddenly slipped into Bai Jiao's arms, embracing Bai Jiao's neck without letting go.

The little mouth was chattering, it didn't look like it was frightened.

In fact, if Bai Jiao's movements were slower, Lu Yuanye might really be scared, but Bai Jiao's movements are too fast!

Nothing happened to Lu Yuanye, it felt like he had taken a bath.

Then I saw a talking big white deer turned into a human.

When Lu Yuanye was silent before, he was wondering if the talking white deer in front of him was the fairy mentioned on TV!

I was a little wary at first.

Seeing how beautiful the big white deer turned into is...

Okay, she looks so good-looking, how could she be a fairy?

Even if it is a goblin, it must be a good goblin.

But he is definitely not a fairy, the clothes he wears are just like the gods in the TV series, so he must be a fairy!

This kind of performance can be said to be very handsome.

Lu Yuanye put his arms around Bai Jiao's neck, and kept talking: "Who are you? Why are you here? What's your name? Can we be friends? You look sleepy, you were just here sleeping?"

"Where are you sleeping, why didn't I see you just now?"

Bai Jiao had been sleeping for so many years, and was disturbed by Lu Yuanye's intrusion, and was in a half-asleep state. If Lu Yuanye left so quietly, Bai Jiao would probably continue to sleep.

But Lu Yuanye fell into the water. In order to save Lu Yuanye, Bai Jiao woke up suddenly.

And in order not to frighten Lu Yuanye, he turned into a human with a small amount of energy. If it wasn't all supported by his willpower, Bai Jiao would be able to fall asleep right now.

"I'm the mountain god here, and I slept in the water just now..." While answering Lu Yuanye's question, Bai Jiao led Lu Yuanye to the border between Bailu. Lu Yuanye left by himself.

"Go straight along here, you can't turn back, your parents are waiting for you at home." Bai Jiao squatted down, letting Lu Yuanye's feet touch the ground, trying to let him go.

who knows……

Lu Yuanye clamped his waist with his legs, and wrapped his whole body around Bai Jiao's body, "Can't I play here for a while? I know a lot of interesting stories, and I can tell you all of them. Let's play here for a while!"

Bai Jiao has been here alone for an unknown number of years. Although he sleeps most of the time, he is not lonely.

Hearing Lu Yuanye's words, he hesitated for a moment, then agreed, "Only for a while."

Satisfied, Lu Yuanye stopped pestering Bai Jiao, got off him, and sat beside him, "What story do you want to hear? I know a lot of stories, you can listen to whatever you want."

Bai Jiao smiled gently, "You can say whatever you want."

Lu Yuanye told a story of One Thousand and One Nights, and after he finished, he asked Bai Jiao: "... Now that my story is finished, can you tell me a story?"

Bai Jiao listened to the story of Lu Yuanye, this kind of fairy tale specially for children, he listened very carefully, and he didn't feel sleepy.

But he had no story to tell.

Everything he went through was boring.

As soon as Bai Jiao flipped his hand, a handful of red fruits appeared in the palm of his hand, which was the kind of snake porridge that Lu Yuanye tricked his little friend to pick, "I don't have a story, can I replace this with this?"

Lu Yuanye also has snake bubbles, but he has to trade them for spicy noodles with his sister.

Black-hearted Lu Tian has been used to deceiving people since he was a child, so he can only exchange a pack of spicy sticks for such a large handful of snake paozi!

In the end, the snake paozi was eaten by Lu Tian, ​​and half of the spicy strips were given to Lu Tian.

Lu Yuanye is not stupid, he gets very angry every time, but since this is a seller's market, he has no choice but to compromise.

Bai Jiao is willing to use snake paozi instead of stories, of course he can!

Suddenly remembering something, Lu Yuanye took out the snake pao from his pocket, wanting to compare which snake pao is redder and sweeter, but wait for him to come out with a snake pao...

But he found that during the strenuous exercise just now, the snake paozi was crushed in his pocket!

Now let alone a pack of spicy strips, there is not even a single one left!

This blow is really too big!

Lu Yuanye's weak heart couldn't hold it anymore, tears burst into tears, and he was so sad that he couldn't help himself.

His crying was not the kind of wild crying, but the kind of crying that sobbed and shed tears, and it didn't take long for him to eat snake bubbles from Bai Jiao's palm while crying.

This is what he bought in exchange for the story, he must eat it!

If it is said that the snake paozi is gone, and Lu Yuanye cannot exchange spicy noodles with Lu Tian, ​​then Lu Yuanye exchanged so many snake paozi with stories, all of them are red and sweet, so they can also be exchanged with Lu Tian for spicy noodles ?

As for crying?

In fact, it is okay to do this, but what is Lu Yuanye crying about? It is the wasted snake paozi, and the barbecue that hires friends to pick the snake paozi.

Such delicious barbecue, he is eating a little bit.

Now it's all right, there's no more barbecue, no more snake bubbles, no more spicy noodles!

nothing left.

What Lu Yuanye was crying about was his blood loss!

Bai Jiao was startled by Lu Yuanye's crying at first, but seeing him eating while crying, he suddenly found it very interesting. After Lu Yuanye explained the reason for his crying, Bai Jiao found it even more interesting.

How can human children be so funny?

Bai Jiao nearly closed his eyes with a smile.

For a person who is already so good-looking, his lethality is multiplied when he smiles!

Lu Yuanye didn't even cry when he saw it, and just had fun with Bai Jiao in a daze.

Even though he didn't know the reason, he was still smiling so happily.

Lu Yuanye thought in a daze, although there is no more barbecue, no more snake bubbles, no more spicy noodles, but to be able to meet and make friends with such a good-looking person...

It seems to have earned it.

As long as Bai Jiao laughed, Lu Yuanye stayed there.

When Bai Jiao had laughed enough, he reached out his hand to wipe away the tears from the corners of his eyes. Lu Yuanye had already eaten up the snake porridge just now, so he brought out a large handful of snake porridge, "Here are these for you, you go and share with yours." Sister exchange... spicy sticks?"

Bai Jiao didn't know what spicy strips were, but according to what Lu Yuanye said just now, it should be...

A great food?

As a reward for Lu Yuanye making him so happy, Bai Jiao gave him some other fruits, which Lu Yuanye had never seen before, like a small lantern made of dried leaves.

Lu Yuanye didn't even know how this thing was eaten.

Bai Jiao taught him how to eat. He squeezed the outer skin and tore it open, and the inside was a yellow-orange, very plump fruit. When he bit it down, it was sweet and juicy.

"This is lantern fruit, do you like it?" Bai Jiao fed one to Lu Yuanye, and when he saw Lu Yuanye nodded, he said, "If you like it, you can keep it for yourself."

Bai Jiao said before that he is the mountain god here, isn't this just Xiaoqingshan?

In other words, Bai Jiao is the mountain god of Xiaoqingshan.

Although Lu Yuanye is only six years old, he already knows a lot of things. The annual mountain god festival is very lively, and those who play the bride can get paid.

Lu Yuanye and Lu Tian, ​​who used to have no money to buy snacks, thought about recommending themselves to be the bride of the mountain god.

But in the end, he was rejected because he was too young.

This incident was laughed at by everyone for several days.

Lu Tian was thin-skinned and was ashamed at home for a few days, but Lu Yuanye was thick-skinned, it didn't matter at all, if he was laughed at, he would be laughed at, and he wouldn't lose his flesh.

Lu Yuanye knows that the bride of the mountain god is the one who will marry the mountain god, and they will always be together, just like father and mother.

Dad is responsible for making money to support the family, and mother is responsible for looking beautiful.

When Lu Yuanye was dragged by girls from the same village to play house wine, and when he played the role of father, he always wanted to find snake porridge for his mother to eat!

How could Lu Yuanye be willing to do such a poor game character!

He has long wanted to be a mother!

Lu Yuanye seriously considered the failed self-recommendation of the bride of the mountain god.

If he can be Bai Jiao's bride...

Then wouldn't he be able to eat the fruit of Bai Jiaobian forever?

When he thought of the snake paozi that Bai Jiao could conjure easily, and the lantern fruit that Lu Yuanye had never eaten, Lu Yuanye thought he could do it!

What happened to being rejected?

Those who refused were not Bai Jiao!

Helping him marry a bride without Bai Jiao's consent doesn't count!

The same goes for those brides, they all went for the salary of being a bride, and they were not sincere!

And he is different!

As long as Bai Jiao gives him endless fruits to eat, Lu Yuanye can be as beautiful as his mother.

Thinking of this, Lu Yuanye took Bai Jiao's hand, and sincerely sent out a marriage invitation, "Bai Jiao, will you marry me as a bride? I can give birth to you and cook for you."

How could Bai Jiao agree?

He has seen through this kid's purpose!

Marrying himself out just for a bite to eat, this child is too stupid.

Seeing Bai Jiao's refusal, Lu Yuanye was a little puzzled. He decided to increase the stakes, "If you marry me, I can tell you bedtime stories every day, just like the king and queen."

Bai Jiao really likes the story of Lu Yuanye, but he knows that Lu Yuanye will not stay here for too long, and it is impossible for them to meet each other in the future.

He'll sleep here until the day he disappears.

But in the cruel reality, there is no need to tell a child, Bai Jiao gave a white lie, "If this is the case, then I promise you, but I will not be like the king in the story, even if you don't tell Story, I won't kill you either."

As soon as the words fell, Bai Jiao felt it somewhere.

Between him and this child who strayed into the White Deer Room, a marriage contract recognized by heaven and earth was reached.

The speed of the loss of divine power slowed down.

There are more fetters on him.

This child gave him a very pure faith.

Now that spiritual energy is scarce, Lu Yuanye's belief has replaced divine power to maintain Bai Jiao's existence.

But only Lu Yuanye is not enough.

So Bai Jiao wants to step out of the White Deer Room.

Thinking of this, Bai Jiao's mood is still a bit complicated.

Although Bai Lujian protected Bai Jiao and allowed Bai Jiao to last until now, but invisibly, Bai Lujian also imprisoned Bai Jiao.

For thousands of years, Bai Jiao could only survive by sleeping among the white deer.

If he could do it all over again, Bai Jiao didn't know if he would make the same choice.

Don't worry about the unknown anymore, now Bai Jiao has found a new way to leave Bailujian.

Beyond finding faith...

Bai Jiao also needs some time to think about what to do with this six-year-old mountain god bride...

He once imagined what his future bride would be like.

Maybe beautiful, maybe ugly.

Maybe gentle, maybe violent.

Maybe it's a god, maybe it's a human being.

But when he thought of the word bride, Bai Jiao's heart couldn't help but soften.

Because that will be the existence that will accompany him forever, even though Xiao Qingshan is the same, but he and his bride share joys and sorrows and joys together.

This is something Xiaoqingshan can't do.

Originally, it only existed in the mind, not a very clear image, but suddenly it had a reality.

A gluttonous kid who can cry because of sad food, and then don't forget to eat while crying...

Even if Bai Jiao has lived for so many years, he still cannot accept this fact for the time being.

This is a bit different from what he imagined...

big.

Lu Yuanye didn't know what was going on in Bai Jiao's mind. When he thought of having endless fruits in the future, he couldn't help feeling happy.

Seeing Lu Yuanye's stupid look, Bai Jiao nodded with a headache.

This kid is really easy to deceive!

Such a lifelong promise at such a young age.

I don't know if I will regret it when I grow up.

To admit it so easily, heaven and earth, you are too...

It seems that they have to find a way to get rid of this inexplicable marriage contract.

But for the sake of Lu Yuanye's saving Bai Jiao's life, Bai Jiao used what little power he had left to give Lu Yuanye a blessing. Now, it's time for him to go home.

"Your parents have gone up the mountain to look for you, it's time to go back." Bai Jiao stretched out a hand to Lu Yuanye, "Let's go, I'll take you back."

Looking at Bai Jiao's hands, and then looking at his own hands full of fruits, Lu Yuanye thought for a while, used the hem of his clothes to wrap around the fruits, took Bai Jiao's hand, and followed him out of Bailujian.

Bai Jiao had no intention of appearing in front of the villagers of Qingshan Village. He took Lu Yuanye to a safe place and asked him to sit under a tree and wait, while Bai Jiao sat quietly on the tree and watched.

Seeing Lu Yuanye fall into a deep sleep because of his will, and watching Lu Yuanye's parents come for him, Bai Jiao returned to Bailujian again.


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