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Chapter 32 Smuggling

Demon world, in the cave.

Amidst the shining flames, the air seemed to be condensed, and tension was everywhere.

Grandpa Yangjiao had a branch stuck in his ear, and his face was serious.

On the ground is a painted sand table.

Yuanyuan put a twig on the sand table and explained: "Yunzhou is here, we can sneak in from the other side, and the other side happens to border the Chengchuan Mountains, and there are very few surveillance personnel in that area. You can reach Yunzhou."

Grandpa Yangjiao nodded, and the curved horn shook: "Yes, yes."

Xiaokulou was stunned when he heard that, "After arriving in Yunzhou, is there any way you can find your mother?"

Yuanyuan patted her small chest and said, "Don't worry, as long as my mother is not far away from me, I can find her. Since the twins you mentioned are from Yunzhou, I smelled the string of tassels and they just left the body not long ago. Mom must be near Yunzhou!"

"Yeah!" They nodded vigorously!

While packing up his things, the little skull asked, "Grandpa Yangjiao, do you really want to go with us?"

Grandpa Yangjiao hummed a ditty from an unknown dynasty, and proudly said: "Sure, I think back then I lived in the human world for more than 100 years, and I was very successful. Later, my hometown in the Demon Realm grew stronger and more grandchildren came back to the Demon Realm. with children."

The little skull felt relieved now, with an old man who had lived in the human world for so long leading them, these little carrot heads finally felt relieved.

This time, he used the method of smuggling to enter the human world, mainly because the little skull did not have an ID card.

Whether Yuanyuan, Snake, or Grandpa Yangjiao are demons and demons with ID cards, they can enter and exit the human world in a fair manner, but Xiaokulou cannot obtain an ID card before he transforms into a form, because he is worried that Yuanyuan will go to the cloud as a demon. Zhou was looking for his mother, so they decided to act together.

Xiaokulou clutched his chest, ah, he was going to do illegal immigration again, this time his conscience seemed to get used to it, and it didn't hurt at all!

"Apply medicine." The big head came over biting a green "scarf", and the little skull skillfully took it over, and wrapped the snake's head into a rice dumpling.

"All right!"

This green scarf is made of wool soaked in anti-bleeding and anti-inflammatory herbs. It acts like a hemostatic cloth. The injury on the big head is serious, and it has basically healed after two days of cultivation.

Snake wearing the forgiveness green hemostatic cloth feels that he is very handsome like this. Although the wound no longer needs a hemostatic cloth, he still asks the little skull to help him wrap it up every day like an addiction.

Snake looked at the only mirror in the cave very badly, and liked to have a little green on his head very much.

Grandpa Yangjiao sent his great-great-great-great-grandson back to the old house, with a backpack on his back, his old face was very excited, "Are you going to go?"

A short fleshy hand stretched out, a slender bone claw stretched out, a claw with only four fingers stretched out, and finally, a pointed tail rested on it.

"come on, come on, come on!"

With a sound of "boo chi", they sat on the body of the Hydra, passed through the enchantment, and traveled all the way to the human world while listening to Grandpa Yangjiao bragging and telling stories.

Grandpa Yangjiao: "I think back then..."

We sat on top of the tall Hydra and listened to grandpa blowing, the past was awesome.

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When the human world was approaching dawn, they arrived in Yunzhou.

Helpless little skull: "You can't wear this."

The aggrieved human-shaped snake: "I want to wear it, it looks good."

At this time, the man with the Korean face with single eyelids was wearing a green wool scarf on his head, with only his eyes and nose exposed to breathe, as if he was about to rob a bank.

The horned monster looked around the human world in the new era curiously, turned his head and said to Snake earnestly: "Cub, be obedient, human beings will not wear things on their heads except for some special circumstances when they get married."

Become... married?Does anyone still use this term?

Snake has always listened to grandpa's words, and soon stopped insisting on wearing a cuckold.

The claw monster asked: "Is there a hut near here? I'm a little anxious."

Mao...thatched house?The little skull looked around, but fortunately there was a public toilet not far away.

The horned monster will come out in a short while, and the sky is bright now, even though it is a small town, there are more and more cars on the road.

An Audi speeded past at a high speed, and almost hit the horned monster in the middle of the road. The owner put down the window and stuck out his head, cursing, "Will you watch the road?!" After speaking, he drove away.

The horned monster regained its composure, and yelled at the rear of the car: "Are you a monster or a demon? You actually eat people in public! Has human society fallen to this point now? Sad... sad..."

Little Skull and Yuanyuan: "..." I seem to understand something.

Little Skull: "Grandpa, how long ago did you come to the human world?"

"Hundreds of years ago..." The ram horned monster touched its nose. It hadn't escaped the shock of being hit by a car.

"Then that missing person notice..."

"My great-grandson sent it for me."

"cell phone……"

"My great-great-great-granddaughter bought me the mobile phone, and my great-great-great-grandson changed the ID card for me. As long as I bring my household registration book and genealogy, my elderly don't need to be present."

The little skull is holding the little fat man in his hand, holding the snake snake who wants to wear a cuckold with his left hand, and the horned monster standing in the past on the right hand.

Ah, I feel very tired all of a sudden.

After explaining to Grandpa Yangjiao, the sheephorn monster lowered his head a little ashamedly, "It turns out that I have developed to this point. I am really old and I haven't come out for a long time. I almost exposed you..."

The chubby Yuanyuan hugged the horned monster empathetically, "It's okay, grandpa, you are not old at all! Like the car just now, you can pick it up and throw it 500 meters with one hand, it is not scary at all, and these cement Buildings are even more fragile, you only need to step back and you can collapse immediately, so you are not old!"

Little Skull: "..." Although what you said is correct, it's not so consoling!

He hurriedly added: "But it is against the law to do this now, grandpa must not do this."

The horned monster nodded obediently.

The little skull let out a long sigh of relief, smiled and looked at Yuanyuan who was still comforting the horned monster.

In the previous world, when he was young, he also felt the warmth of his family, at his grandparents' house in the countryside.

Later, I moved to the city with my parents, and the house got bigger and bigger, and there were more and more quarrels.

The woman was hysterical: "Are you stealing food behind my back?! Do you still have a conscience? I have worked so hard to follow you since I was young and now I am sorry for you?"

The man with the beer belly: "No! I've said it all! It's you, the one who doesn't stay at home every day, so you raise a little boy outside, right?"

"You don't spray people with blood!"

"Did I say that the center is false?! The company's annual dividends and your savings on hand are at least tens of millions. What else are you not satisfied with?"

"My son is still here, so you can just talk about it! Ina, if Mom and Dad get divorced, who will you go with?"

"Of course my son will follow me!"

The young Gu Lou sat on the ground weakly, his shoulders on the left and right were pinched and hurt, but the two closest adults didn't notice it at all, they just used him as a weapon to coerce each other into submission.

The little Ina was pursed, her pretty eyebrows were drawn together, and she cried, "Mom and Dad, Ina is in pain."

The two adults ignored his shouting at all, and only squeezed him harder, yelling at each other, the little child seemed to be a weapon used to stimulate each other.

In the end, my mother would always hug the little him and cry, "If it wasn't for Ina, I would have divorced you, a scum, if it wasn't for Ina, how could I have managed to live with you?"

The young Gu Lou was puzzled, does this have anything to do with him?

Later, the two finally broke up. During the summer vacation of the second year of high school, he secretly visited their respective families. They were very happy and happy. The younger brothers and sisters were also very cute. The smiles on the faces of his parents were something he had never seen before.

Not disturbing each other is the last kindness.

The little skull was thinking about something, but didn't stop, and followed Yuanyuan to the bottom of a steep mountain.

Yuanyuan turned into the main body and led the way. The fleshy hairball's buttocks poked up and down, and the pink nose moved around. "It's right here, right up there! Mommy smells very strong."

Several people looked up the mountain, and saw the towering cliffs, and the road leading to the outside world was a steep climb artificially excavated on the cliffs.

Little Skull said: "It's just this road, if you climb up it during the day, it must be very conspicuous, and you can see that we are not locals."

"That makes sense." Yuanyuan nodded, and slapped her ass on the ground, "Then we'll go up at night!"