Anime Crossover: My Cheat Code is Myself

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Hokage Natsuhiko: "No, no, we're all on the same side. What's mine is yours."

Although he said no, Hokage Natsuhiko's face was beaming with joy. It was less like he was being polite and more like he was trying to open his pockets during the New Year while saying he didn't want any lucky money.

At the same time, he kept making very obvious hints to Xia Yan, who was not speaking.

Roughly translated, it means:

Why don't you praise me? Don't you have mouths on your faces?

Xia Yan and the others weren't shameless either; saying nice things didn't cost anything, and for a moment the whole space felt like it was New Year's, filled with a festive atmosphere.

To be fair, Natsuhiko's growth in Naruto has been quite impressive.

Two years have passed since the last JOJO Natsuhiko Heaven main conference.

In the past two years, Hokage Natsuhiko has successfully and perfectly fused with the First Hokage's cells, obtaining a Sage Body comparable to the First Hokage. His vitality is vastly different from before, and he has successfully awakened the Wood Release bloodline limit.

With Tsunade's help, he learned all the Wood Release ninjutsu left behind by the First Hokage.

With the perfect fusion of the immortal body, the Byakugan did not change in essence.

However, it successfully grew to a level comparable to the eternal "Kaleidoscope," achieving a qualitative leap in both insight and destructive power.

The Divine Sky Strike can now fire ten shots in a row.

With the help of his three wives in Ryuchi Cave, Xia Yan successfully mastered all the magic arts of Ryuchi Cave.

If his surname weren't Hyuga instead of Uchiha, he would already be wearing a Susanoo set with a Buddha statue.

His combat strength is not much different from that of the First Hokage, Hashirama Senju.

It's roughly equivalent to Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Eye and Nine-Tails, but below Hashirama with the Transformed Buddha at the Top.

It successfully escalated the destructive power from the city level to the surface level.

He can definitely be called a successful big shot.

However, it wasn't all his doing that made it possible; to be precise, his contribution was probably less than two-tenths of the whole.

The upgrade of the Byakugan was due to the sublimation of JOJO Natsuhiko's spiritual power after he went to heaven, resulting in a leap in both quality and quantity, which forcibly elevated him to this level.

The research on Hashirama's cell reagent, and the subsequent perfect fusion, even the enhancement of Byakugan's power to the Eternal Kaleidoscope level by relying on the Sage Body, all depended on JOJO Natsuhiko's Stand ability with "I think power".

The ability to cultivate to perfect Sage Mode in a short time and master all Sage Techniques is also inextricably linked to Natsuhiko Demon Slayer's Breathing Technique.

Furthermore, once these abilities are shared, they will cause even more dramatic changes in other worlds.

It can provide continuous feedback.

For example, although Natsuhiko in Demon Slayer couldn't use any supernatural powers before he abandoned his human form, with the help of Sage Mode, he was able to freely turn his Demon Slayer Mark on and off.

And there's no need to worry about the lifespan after the markings are activated.

Although at the beginning, the first few Xia Yans would complain because the system itself didn't have any ability to immediately solve their predicaments.

But now he no longer complains.

After all, they can confidently say that their achievements today are entirely due to their own hard work, and they have indeed never cheated.

But without this terrible system, they wouldn't even have the right to try.

Taking this into account, rounding up...

It could be said that their achievements today are entirely due to the system's help?

Demon Slayer Natsuhiko: "However, it seems that only Hokage Natsuhiko has made substantial progress during this period of time..."

JOJO Natsuhiko: "That's not right! We can't just focus on the new power. Haven't you noticed that time stop can now last for up to a minute!"

——！！？

This news, as shocking as goblin technology, was like dropping a depth charge into a freshly opened bottle of cola.

All of Xia Yan's looked at JOJO Xia Yan, which made him, who was considered the most principled in the group, feel a little embarrassed.

"Don't look at me, I didn't do it, it's the work of the big shot in hentai."

Upon hearing this, everyone's gaze once again turned to Natsuhiko Riban.

Gintama Natsuhiko: "Awesome! As expected of my dad!"

Although Natsuhiko from Demon Slayer admits to having no morals, when it comes to the speed at which he loses his morals, he still can't compare to Natsuhiko from Gintama, who has the power of the world to back him up.

Before the others could react, he had already knelt down on one knee and kissed Xia Yan's ring.

Hentai Natsuhiko merely glanced at them with an arrogant expression and gestured with his chin toward the open space behind Gintama Natsuhiko.

For a moment, the pure white space was filled with the sound of fathers' voices once again.

……

JOJO Natsuhiko: "So, how did you do that!?"

Hentai Natsuhiko: "It was done through the 'Power of My Thoughts' you gained after going to Heaven."

JOJO Natsuhiko: "Huh? We also tried increasing the duration of the Shi Ting incident, but the limit was only nine seconds, and then it couldn't be increased anymore..."

Hentai Natsuhiko: "That's because your desires aren't strong enough!"

Before JOJO Natsuhiko could finish speaking, Natsuhiko interrupted him without any politeness, giving him a look that said, "You're so weak."

Akame ga Kill! Natsuhiko: "May I ask, hentai master, how can one increase one's desire?"

Li Fan Xia Yan: "Good question! As the saying goes, eroticism is the primary productive force of human technology. Do you think our ancestors conquered the Western Regions just for a few tattered raisins?"

Demon Slayer Natsuhiko: "Then you are...?"

Hentai Natsuhiko: "I developed a time-stop series of gameplay, but five seconds is still too short for an SP."

"So, in order to fulfill my dream, I kept trying to find ways to extend the time stop, and finally I managed to extend it to one minute!"

Demon Slayer Natsuhiko: "Holy crap, awesome!!!"

Gintama's Natsuhiko: "Holy crap, awesome!!!"

Akame ga Kill! Natsuhiko: "Holy crap, awesome!!!"

Hentai Natsuhiko: "Repeating is prohibited."

Xia Yan replied, "Okay, Dad."

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Although he verbally prohibited repeating grades, Natsuhiko from the hentai manga was clearly quite pleased with the praise.

After all, these two words represent the highest respect a man can show.

No man can resist the temptation of the words "You're awesome".

Even JOJO Natsuhiko couldn't help but chuckle wryly when he heard about such a creative way of using it, secretly lamenting that he was still too young.

I also decided that I would try it with my wife when I got back.

Demon Slayer Natsuhiko: "So, the limit of time stop is actually one minute? That's kind of terrifying. With that kind of ability, you could go to Dragon Ball and fight a Super Saiyan..."

Hentai Natsuhiko: "I didn't say the limit of time stop was one minute, did I?"

——！！？

Seeing that the rest of Xia Yan were all looking at him with shocked expressions, Xia Yan shrugged and continued, "But if the time stop exceeds one minute, the body won't be able to take it."

Hokage Natsuhiko: "Now that we've obtained the perfect Sage Body and our physical strength has increased, we should be able to continue to improve it!"

Li Fan Xia Yan: "No, it's not that our bodies can't take it. It's that if the time-stop game lasts longer than a minute, the person being played with won't be able to handle it. A minute is already the limit for most people!"

"Besides, it takes too long, it's like playing with dolls, there's no fun at all!"

"..."

Xia Yan and the others looked at each other, then lowered their heads and remained silent, their eyes downcast.

An eerie silence instantly filled the space.

After a while, everyone wisely chose to ignore the topic and started sharing their takeaways.

Ajin Natsuhiko: "Before we proceed with the general planning for the future, please share what you have gained in your respective worlds!"

"I've completely won everyone over, and I can now act as an external brain to advise everyone! And don't hesitate to tell me if you have any material needs!"

Demon Slayer Natsuhiko: "You're awesome, boss! My plans are still going smoothly, and I won't embarrass myself by talking about anything that hasn't yielded any results yet."

"I'll tell you, I'll tell you!"

Before Demon Slayer Natsuhiko could finish speaking, Hokage Natsuhiko interrupted him with great interest.

Having been a nobody for three consecutive terms, Naruto Natsuhiko now has an extremely strong desire to make a name for himself.

Although he doesn't have much integrity and wouldn't do something that would make other Xia Yans call him "Dad," it doesn't stop him from showing off in a high-profile way.

After all, this was indeed an extraordinary highlight.

"I've fully mastered Wood Release, but the principle behind the 'Sage Art: True Several Thousand Hands' ninjutsu isn't about directly growing wood; it's about creating it in advance and summoning it when needed—more like a summoning jutsu."

"It needs to be perfected over many years, so its power still cannot reach the level of the first Buddha."

"The Byakugan has evolved to its limit. Originally, the Senju clan's Sage Body wouldn't have been able to evolve the Byakugan, but with the 'Power of My Thoughts,' it has barely evolved to the level of the 'Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan.'"

"The Demon Sprout Technique has been completely perfected. I personally speculate that if it is to evolve into the Tenseigan, it will require the Shikotsumyaku of the Kaguya clan."

"Therefore, I plan to acquire the Shikotsumyaku during the Third Shinobi World War and gain enough merit to become Hokage directly."

After revealing all his plans in one breath, Hokage Natsuhiko accepted the tea and snacks offered by Rurouni Natsuhiko, a smug expression on his face.

Clearly, his previous life as a medical student had been incredibly frustrating for him.

Pirate Xia Yan: "The planning isn't a big problem, but you should broaden your mind a bit. I suggest you learn the Flying Thunder God Technique."

Hokage Natsuhiko: "Why learn that thing? Phantom Manifestation is much more convenient than Flying Thunder God Technique, whether for fighting or traveling. Flying Thunder God Technique is just a lower-level alternative, isn't it?"

Pirate Natsuhiko: "That's not right! The Flying Thunder God Technique still has a lot of potential. For example, the Flying Thunder God Barrier is something that Appearance cannot do at all."

"Moreover, the purpose of learning the Flying Thunder God Technique is not just for movement and combat, but also for future plans."

"That's why I said we need to broaden our horizons."

Ajin Natsuhiko: "Could it be that you mean...?"