Anime Crossover: My Cheat Code is Myself

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Xia Yan said with some emotion.

What he said wasn't just trying to look cool; it was a genuine expression of his feelings.

He came out of the village carrying the hopes of the entire village on his shoulders.

Although he now has a vast goal and great strength.

However, he could not forget the time when he first came into this world, struggling to survive on the charity of the villagers who raised him, and how his life became increasingly difficult due to the enormous taxes levied on him.

I will never forget the hardships of being timid and cautious before I gained great strength.

Those who had to resort to despicable means to cheat and swindle to make money in order to support the village.

Chapter 220 The first task is to accompany the boss on a date.

After hearing Xia Yan's remarks, Esdeath remained silent for a moment.

"That's right, then you've passed."

"From this moment forward, you are my personal guard, Esdeath!"

"..."

Esdeath's words left Xia Yan speechless for a moment.

I have a feeling that the plan is going a little too smoothly.

It even gave Xia Yan the feeling that the other side had fallen before he even fired a shot.

Before I've even started my conquest, Esdeath has already begun planning how to keep me by her side. It's like someone else has already taken the path I was meant to take, leaving me with nowhere to go.

It's all because of my irresistible charm...

When Esdeath saw that Xia Yan was silent, she assumed that he was overwhelmed by the sudden happiness.

He didn't pay much attention to it, and just said with a smile:

"Then, as my only personal guard, your first task is to come with me to hunt dangerous species bare-handed!"

"what?"

Xia Yan looked at Esdeath with a somewhat confused expression.

Is this a sign that she's laid her cards on the table and is planning to spend some alone time with me?

To be honest, Esdeath's move caught Xia Yan off guard.

After all, while Natsuhiko from Gintama has extensive experience flirting with girls, he actually doesn't have much experience being flirted with as a male host.

The experience of Natsuhiko from the hentai anime doesn't count.

That can only be described as being offered something for free, not being pursued by someone.

Whether it's proactive or passive, forced, coincidental or clandestine.

Anyway, as long as he inserts the master key into the lock cylinder, no matter what kind of lock it is, it will obediently open for him, and there will be no emotional entanglement at all.

This experience is completely useless.

All the other Xia Yans were so assertive, so why is it that he's the one being pursued?

Melard is one, and so is Esdeath.

Does this world actually have a tendency towards hentai?

Speaking of which, the prequel to the manga seems to have quite a few fan service scenes, and the art style also has a bit of a doujinshi feel to it...

Xia Yan shook his head, shaking off all the jumbled thoughts in his mind.

"Speaking of which, shouldn't we still be in the midst of war? Is it appropriate for a general like you to leave the camp so casually to go hunting?"

"What is the problem?"

"Anyway, they're just trash who don't even have the courage to resist and only know how to run away with their tails between their legs. I've lost interest in them."

Esdeath glanced at Xia Yan with some doubt, her tone revealing a kind of contempt for the weak.

“Those foreign tribes are completely incapable of resisting. It’s better to let my men gain more military merits.”

"What about me? Don't I need military merits?"

"That's right..."

Esdeath puts a finger to her lips, making a thoughtful gesture.

Making such a slightly silly expression on that queen-like oval face creates an unexpectedly cute contrast.

"By the way, you're still in the evaluation stage, so you can't be considered my subordinate yet! You're only on probation right now. Only after you pass the test will you truly be considered my subordinate, Esdeath's subordinate!"

"The first test is for you to hunt dangerous species with me, bare-handed!"

"So, after all this thinking, you're actually trying to come up with an excuse to drag me along on a hunt for dangerous species?!"

Although he had already heard Esdeath's thoughts, Xia Yan still couldn't help but make a sarcastic remark when she revealed her plan.

"Fine, since you're the boss anyway, I'll listen to you for now."

"You'll listen to me completely...?"

As if inspired by Xia Yan's answer, Esdeath lowered her head slightly, appearing somewhat shy.

A blush was clearly visible on her fair face, making her look exceptionally charming.

Then, Xia Yan saw Esdeath pull out a collar with an iron chain from somewhere.

The idea that Legilimency sees in Esdeath's mind is that this thing is actually a token of love that she prepared for herself.

Upon seeing this idea, Xia Yan's expression could only be described in six words.

Subway, old man, cell phone. ? ? ?

good good!

Is this how you play it?!

Are all the beautiful women in this world this unconventional?

Merad's token of love was planting worm eggs in a person's stomach, and your token of love is a dog collar?

Esdeath took out the collar and was about to put it on Xia Yan when she discovered that Xia Yan, who had just been beside her, was now ten meters away.

Why are you standing so far away from me!?

"I'd like to ask you, what are you doing taking out a dog leash?!"

“Of course I’ll put it on you…” Esdeath said in a matter-of-fact tone.

“Of course I don’t want you to put it on me,” Xia Yan replied in the same tone.

Before he could finish speaking, he noticed that Esdeath was running towards him at a speed slightly faster than when she sprinted at full speed during their previous match.

Fortunately, Xia Yan had been keeping an eye on her the whole time, so he was not fooled by her sudden attack.

Moreover, in terms of speed, Esdeath is clearly no match for him.

"—Don't dodge!"

After chasing for ten minutes, Esdeath realized that it was impossible for her to catch Xia Yan with her own skills. Thinking of her status as a general, she gave an order to her only personal guard.

"But I refuse!"

"My favorite thing to do, Xia Yan, is to say 'NO' to those who think they're powerful and refuse them!"

"I am your general! Are you prepared to disobey your very first order!?"

"Since you say I haven't passed the test yet, then I'm not your official bodyguard anymore, so I don't need to take your orders!"

"Didn't you just say I was the boss and that everyone listened to me?"

"Huh!? I clearly said I'd listen to you 'first'!"

……

After chasing for another half hour and realizing that she really couldn't catch up, Esdeath finally gave up on the idea of ​​putting a collar on Natsuhiko.

Seeing that she had indeed given up on the 1.4 idea, Xia Yan rolled his eyes to confirm that Esdeath had nothing else on her besides her clothes and sword before walking over.

“Our target is an island overseas. I’ve scouted it before, and there are quite a few large, dangerous species on that island.”

Seeing Xia Yan approach, Esdeath pulled out a map from her menacing cleavage, which was more than three times larger than Merard's, and showed it to him.

"Since it's overseas, how do we get there?"

"Can't you conjure wings and fly?"

"what?"

……

A few minutes later, a figure with large, jet-black wings on its back soared into the sky, carrying a stunningly beautiful woman in a white military officer's uniform in its arms.

Above them, an equally stunning black-haired woman watched them walk away with a look of utter envy.

Chapter 221 Is a difficult childbirth any better than constipation?

[Xia Yan Mutual Aid Space]

The group of Xia Yan sat around the ever-growing bronze round table, watching the two star-like, shimmering passageways that were constantly contracting and writhing in mid-air.

Demon Slayer Natsuhiko: "Is another new person coming? It feels like it's been ages since something like this happened..."

Akame ga Kill! Natsuhiko: "It seems like the last time a newcomer came was the last time."

Gintama Natsuhiko: "That's not right!"

Akame ga Kill! Natsuhiko: "What do you mean?"

Demon Slayer Natsuhiko: "Are you still half asleep? Last time, it was a big shot from the JOJO world who gave us a treat and extended the invitation. There weren't any newcomers at all."

JOJO Xia Yan: "Hey, a hero doesn't dwell on past glories. Everyone just talks about being a big shot or not. Just call me daddy, say it a few more times, I love to hear it."

Xia Yan (from the adult anime): "Huh? You little brat, you want to usurp the throne!?"

JOJO Natsuhiko: "Dad, I was wrong..."