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Chapter 186 Tail

There's no reason to talk to someone who's drunk.

It was the first time for Tu Hao to see Xu Mingxu drunk, but now it's just the two of them behind closed doors, so he doesn't care. Anyway, Xu Mingxu's drinking madness is just to eat rats.

"I want to eat a mouse's arm."

"eat."

"I want to eat rat legs."

"eat."

"I want to eat a mouse tail."

"eat."

etc!tail what tail?He is not a real mouse, where did he get his tail?

After a night of messing around, the powerful biological clock woke up Xu Mingxu early in the morning.

His first feeling was the hangover headache, and the second was the flexible and warm body of the young man in his arms.

Speaking of which, he and Tu Hao have mostly slept in each other's arms since childhood; but there has never been a time when he felt nostalgic like now.

The little mouse in his arms was sleeping soundly. He must have been really tired all day yesterday, and he would snore like a cat when he fell asleep.

He pulled the little mouse to his side.

Tu Hao frowned, stretched out his soft paws and patted his arm, muttering indistinctly: "...I won't eat it."

Xu Mingxu didn't hear clearly, and suddenly had an urge to provoke the little mouse, so he pasted it and asked softly, "Why don't you give it to me?"

"Hmm...huh!" Tu Hao frowned even tighter, even wrinkled his nose, let out a sleepy snort, and said after a while, "Tail...you can't eat the tail."

"Tail?" Xu Mingxu thought he heard it wrong at first, but after the drowsiness faded away and his head gradually cleared up, the memories of yesterday gradually came back together.He remembered how he lost his composure at the end of the banquet, and when he returned to the house, how... he ate the little mouse.

In his mind, he clearly thought that the little mouse was still young and hadn't grown up yet, but last night he was not polite at all, and gnawed the little mouse all over, only missing the last step.

Of course, he didn't let go of the mouse...well, the tail.

Then he was kicked by Tu Hao: "I told you not to eat the tail!"

This is very clear.Xu Mingxu lowered his head and met Tu Hao, who was wrinkled and opened his eyes, and found that he was holding the mouse's tail with one hand: "Does it hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt." Tu Hao leaned over, found a comfortable position on Xu Mingxu's shoulder, yawned lightly, and stretched out his hand to pat him, "Don't make noise, sleep."

The feeling that the two of them were □close to each other made him feel a little novel and inevitably a little awkward, but it was more comfortable.The feeling of waking up in a package full of male hormones is really exciting.His family is a beautiful woman, she looks thin and fleshy when she wears clothes, and her muscular lines are particularly beautiful after practicing martial arts all the year round. The pectoral muscles are pectoral muscles, the abdominal muscles are abdominal muscles, and there are long legs, and a big... tail.

Xu Mingxu looked at Tu Hao's red face, and chuckled lightly, "Are you shy?"

Tu Hao rubbed against his shoulder, not wanting to talk to him.Just wait until he grows up!

Young people are full of energy.

Although both of them were tired, they only slept an hour longer than usual, and they felt refreshed.

The only problem now is that the collar of the summer shirt is too low to cover the neck.

Tu Hao's neck was gnawed by Xu Mingxu all night, not to mention, Xu Mingxu's neck was not much better, and Tu Hao also gnawed several marks.

After changing their clothes, the two looked at each other, feeling a little embarrassed.

The servant knocked on the door: "Dalang, Qilang, are you up yet?"

Originally, the Tu family had only one son and one daughter, and the little mouse's nickname was not something that the servants could call him, but they all called him Young Master.Previously, Tu Hao had someone call him Mrs. Xu Mingxu, but it was just a joke, and calling him once or twice would be fine.

The two of them wanted to live a serious life, and Tu Hao didn't want people to think that Xu Mingxu was living with him, so he asked the servants to change their words.

Xu Mingxu responded: "Get up, come in."

The servant quickly brought in hot water for washing.After a while, after they finished washing, there was hangover soup on the table: "Qilang, let's drink the hangover soup first."

The hangover soup doesn't taste very good.Xu Mingxu just tested the temperature, then drank it in one gulp, picked up a red date on the side and put it in his mouth to taste.

Tu Hao was asking the boy: "Is my dad awake? What's for breakfast?"

"Master hasn't gotten up yet. The fishing ground has sent a lot of fish, and the kitchen is making fish meat dumplings and fish dumplings, and also made red bean porridge." The servant lowered his head and replied, not at all daring to look at the two young masters. tragedy.

In fact, the two of them applied a little ointment for promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis.But this is not a panacea, how could it disappear in an instant?

Tu Hao and Xu Mingxu looked calm and composed, but they were actually relying on their usual acting skills, and they were not at all embarrassed and shy inside.

Hearing that the butcher hadn't woken up, both of them breathed a sigh of relief.

Tu Hao directly took Xu Mingxu's hand and walked out: "Okay, let someone serve the food. Let's eat first."

The Tu family doesn't have such big rules, basically they can eat whenever they want.Everyone's working hours are not fixed. If you wait to eat, I'm afraid everyone will get stomach problems.

Sure enough, after they had breakfast, half an hour later, the butcher walked into the restaurant. He looked not very energetic, and asked them: "What are your plans for these two days?"

As the emperor's favored ministers, the two still had some small privileges. For example, the emperor opened Chrysostom himself and gave them five days of marriage leave.

In terms of time arrangement, both of them are quite generous.

Regarding the next arrangement, the two have actually discussed it just now.Tu Hao said directly: "I will kowtow to you first, and then we will go to Xu's house to kowtow in the afternoon after dinner."

"Yeah." The butcher nodded, "Go to the ancestral hall in a while, and show your mother our Qilang."

"Yeah!" Tu Hao chuckled, stretched out his hand to pull Xu Mingxu, and was quickly held back by him. The two looked at each other and smiled, and their shoulders were about to touch each other.

The butcher looked relieved on the one hand, but on the other hand felt a little sad.Alas, he will have to talk to his wife later.Hmm... Madam is in the spirit of the sky, you should be happy to see it, right?

Maybe they will beat him up?The son is weak and can't be beaten, and Qilang is someone else's son, let alone beat him. After thinking about it, he can only beat him.

I don't know if my wife will agree to my son marrying a male daughter-in-law?

Anyway, his father-in-law seemed dissatisfied, but fortunately he didn't say anything.

After the butcher had breakfast, he was seated and kowtowed to offer tea by two juniors, and each of them was given a big red envelope.

The three went to the ancestral hall again.

Tu Hao and Xu Mingxu kowtowed to the tablet, served tea respectfully, and replaced the worship flowers and fruits with their own hands.The butcher even put today's breakfast on the altar, and sent a red envelope to each of the two juniors who had completed the procedure: "Your mother gave it to you."

"Oh. Thank you, mother." Tu Hao knew the status of his mother in his father's heart, but he didn't think much of it.He has seen many similar situations since he was a child.

The butcher seemed to have a smooth life all his life, but it was not.

In fact, his childhood family background can only be regarded as ordinary. Later, when his father became an emperor teacher, the situation in the family improved slightly, but compared to other official families, the Tu family can be regarded as a poor family.

There is also a customary rule in the world - civil and military do not intermarry.The butcher's son fell in love with a girl from the Duke's family at first sight. Later, the two got married together. Even if he didn't talk about the process, Tu Hao knew that he had gone through many ups and downs.

It was not easy to have a happy married life, but the good times didn't last long, and his mother passed away not long after giving birth to him.

He has actually seen it many times, his father came to the ancestral hall and talked to his mother's ranking, sometimes he could talk all night.Sometimes when his father was free, he would take a book and go to the ancestral hall to read it, and he would stay there for several hours.

Xu Mingxu didn't know the reason, but felt a little strange, and followed Tu Hao and said, "Thank you, mother."

The butcher smiled, waved his hands and drove them out: "Okay, let's go."

"Oh." Without saying a word, Tu Hao pulled Xu Mingxu and walked out.

After walking for a while, Xu Mingxu asked him in a low voice: "Isn't dad coming out?"

Tu Hao shook his head: "Father is going to report to mother about work." Seeing that Xu Mingxu was puzzled, he picked and picked some things about his father.

In Xu Mingxu's view, this is unimaginable.

Not to mention his own father, Xu Hongxuan, there are so many wives and concubines that it is almost impossible to live in such a big house.

His grandfather is not as exaggerated as his father, but he also has a concubine and a housemate.

Almost all other members of the Xu family also have concubines.

Not only their family is like this, in this circle, it is common for the men in the family to have one or two concubines.Among the people he came into contact with, only the Zheng family was relatively rare in this regard.

A wife like the Tu family has been dead for many years and still thinks so. Not only does she not marry Xuxian, but she doesn't even have a housemate, he will only meet a butcher's son.

He has seen a lot of them, talking about his wife who died young, and the sacrifices and sweeps are continuous every year, but the people behind him take people into the house one by one.

"I used to think that Dad didn't continue the string because he was too busy."

"That's not it." Tu Hao suddenly glared at Xu Mingxu, "Tell you, the rules of our Tu family are monogamy and no concubines! There are no such messes!"

Xu Mingxu was taken aback by his seriousness, and suddenly laughed: "If you don't tell me, I've never thought about this before." Before the little mouse was about to explode, he hurriedly added , "There are definitely none of those."

Being able to get married with Tu Hao in this life is already his blessing in this life.How could he have other thoughts that he shouldn't have?

Sitting in the ancestral hall, the butcher said to his wife's memorial tablet as usual: "Madam, have you seen your daughter-in-law before, isn't she beautiful? The little mouse likes it. She is also smart. Madam, if you are not satisfied , just blame me. If you're not here, I'll be the one to decide.

I, I figured it out.People are alive, happiness is the most important thing.As long as people live happily, what's wrong with it? "

The author has something to say:

Wife: I have a daughter-in-law?

Butcher: Yes.

Wife: Is your daughter-in-law beautiful?

Butcher: Yes.

Wife: Well...the daughter-in-law is prettier than you.

Butcher's son: QAQ