Chapter 40 Survival on a Deserted Island 7
Chapter 40 Survival on a Deserted Island 7
Every barber develops a sort of fanciful confidence in his craft.
How can I not reason well? If I can't reason well, it must be that you have a problem with your ability to express yourself!
Lin Xi didn't have a mirror in front of him, but that didn't stop him from guessing what he was going through from the uncontrollable laughter of little Xulong picking mushrooms.
"Is it finished?" Lin Xi asked.
"Immediately, it will be ready soon." Mu Siyan sighed in admiration: "It is indeed the work of a well-known oil painter in the Sichuan-Chongqing Academy of Fine Arts. Even an axe can't stop my exquisite craftsmanship."
Then, he snorted and quickly changed the subject.
"Where did you get that axe?"
Lin Xi: "In the hands of the Indian team."
Mu Siyan: "Why did the Indian team give you their axe?"
Lin Xi: "They didn't want to give it to me, so I took it directly."
Mu Siyan: "Is there no one to stop you?"
Lin Xi laughed mockingly: "Hehe, I have eliminated them all, and there is no one who can fight."
As he spoke, Lin Xi threw out five nameplates, which were the names of the five members of the Indian team.
"It's ok, little brother. Do you want to hang out with brother?" Mu Siyan started talking nonsense, wanting to get to know himself and the enemy before this person loses his temper.
Lin Xi smiled lowly, and asked him back: "You are very interesting, why don't you kick him to come to me?"
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Hao Ze came back with a bunch of coconuts in his arms. When he looked at Mu Siyan, he accidentally cast a glance at Lin Xi, coughed suddenly, and the two coconuts rolled to the ground.
Lin Xi suppressed his smile, looked at Xu Long who was peeping from the side, "Does it look good?"
His eyes narrowed, his tone seemed threatening.
Xu Long didn't like this at all, and answered against his will after serious consideration: "The person is handsome, and the hairstyle is also handsome." It's just that the style of painting is not right.
[Hahahaha I finally saw a hairstyle with a high face value that I can't hold on to]
[Shushu's ax swings well]
[Xiaolong, you have changed, you never lied before! ]
Seeing Xu Long's erratic gaze, Lin Xi closed his eyes, leaving only Mu Siyan, who was still on the verge of danger, talking non-stop: "Brother Xi, what do you like to eat, brother will cook for you for lunch .”
"..."
"Brother Xi, how did you eliminate the Indian team?"
"..."
"Brother Xi, why is your face so blue?"
"..." Where's his axe?
At 07:30, Lilith came from the [Safe Zone], holding the task book issued by the program team, and came to the stronghold of the Huaguo team in high spirits. She saw the duo who were getting a haircut at a glance, and Lin Xichao was immediately taken out of the Milky Way The new hairstyle is mine down.
"Wow, sister Xi, why do you suddenly lose your mind today..."
Lin Xi's ugly face sank completely, and he looked at Lilith coldly, with a cruel and cold-blooded smile hanging from the corner of his lips.
"Let me hear this title again, see you at the hospital."
The murderous intent was on fire, and the voice was loud and loud, but paired with his hairstyle as if he was joking, Lilith couldn't hold back her laughter.
"OK, OK, I won't bark." What a fickle kid.
[Sister Xi, your hairstyle is so ugly...]
[Seriously suspect that Hamster Yan is an outstanding representative of the Impressionist oil painting world]
[Soul painters, you know a basket]
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Lilith recalled all the Hua Guo team members with a communicator and announced the mission to them: "Dear members of the Desert Island Survival Hua Guo team, a princess was imprisoned on Arnia Island, and she was sealed by a witch in a crystal coffin on the island. middle……"
To put it simply, the program team was heartbroken by the fighting power shown by the Hua Guo team in this episode. Three teams were eliminated in two days. As a last resort, they came up with a main mission to interfere with their barbaric game style, so that it would not take less than a month. There is no need to play this episode.
Is this still survival on a deserted island? They are going to play them as fishing masters!
Mu Siyan made it clear, and finished sculpting Lin Xi's hairstyle with the last stroke of the axe. He patted the back of the axe and asked, "Lilith, what do we need to do?"
"plz follow me."
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Mu Siyan followed behind Lilith without any guilt, chatting and laughing with Hao Ze.
It was as if he didn't feel the sight of someone killing someone behind him.
Hao Ze blocked the microphone: "Don't tease him like this in the future, he is very dangerous."
In fact, apart from the fierce eyes, Mu Siyan felt that Lin Xi was unexpectedly cute, and he also covered Mai and whispered: "How do I feel, he is different from what you described."
It is said that he is a mental boy with upside-down views and a bad temper. He is almost cutting his head into the surface of the moon, but he is still standing here intact.
Hao Ze shook his head and said with certainty: "He wants to kill me, this has never changed."
Mu Siyan fell silent when he thought of the legal provision that homicide by a psychopath is not illegal.
Hao Ze said: "Stay away from him, Lin Xi is very smart."
Smart is a compliment, but smart neurotics don't sound so pleasant.
Mu Siyan nodded, licked his eyelashes, wondering what he was thinking.
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A few people followed Lilith all the way to the beach, and they didn't wait long before all the rest of the team arrived.
In addition to the eliminated country E team, R country team and India team, there is even a country Y team that was also eliminated by all members. I really don’t know if these [-] stars who have a one-month schedule for the show will hug their heads when they return to China cry.
A small warm-up game, running back and forth with tissues, five players standing at both ends of the 50-meter track, each of them has to sprint for 50 meters with a tissue in their mouth, and pass the tissue in their mouths to the next player until the last person After crossing the finish line, the order and time for the national teams to start looking for the princess will be determined according to the ranking.
The first bat was Haoze. Following the order of the program group, his 1.8m [-]-foot pace was vigorous, and he rushed towards Mu Siyan like a cheetah. He was fast. After handing over to Mu Siyan, the Huaguo team temporarily ranked second.
The camouflage combat uniform covered Hao Ze's handsome figure in the wind, his honey-colored skin was covered with a layer of morning gold, his short black hair was blown up by the wind, and his handsome facial features were completely exposed in front of Mu Siyan.
He leaned over and hooked his head, his thin lips were slightly parted, his white teeth were not much inferior to the tissue, Mu Siyan raised his head to receive the tissue, the tip of their noses touched, their bodies were slightly staggered, it looked like they were kissing.
"Be careful, don't run too fast." Hao Ze warned, and Lin Xi behind Mu Siyan rolled his eyes.
Mu Siyan's phoenix eyes were slightly bent, and he rushed out with a smile. Although he was not as fast as Hao Ze, he was on par with No.3 when he handed the tissue to Xu Long.
Xu Long exerted his breastfeeding strength, and when he took over from Lin Xi, he was only half a body behind No.3.
[Sister Xi, come on! ]
[You are the best with your hair cut hahahaha]
[No no, it should be called Brother Xi now]
Lin Xi raised the corners of his lips, and his black eyes were full of teasing. When he bit the tissue, he pulled hard, only tearing off a small corner.
Then, he pushed Xu Long away with a wave of his hand, and rushed towards Chen Yu who was the last one. The speed was as fast as a streamer, and he instantly tied the two places. Under Chen Yu's terrified resistance, he flew towards him, With one breath, he kissed Chen Yu's soft lips, and rubbed the corner of the tissue on it.
"Wow!"
The foreign friends around watched the excitement, forgetting about the game and saving the princess, they all stopped to applaud and whistle for the two of them.
Mu Siyan looked at Chen Yu who was trembling in front of him, hesitated for a while, and stepped forward to pull the two of them away.
If he continued to kiss, he was afraid that Chen Yu would find an opportunity to chop off Lin Xi's head with an axe.
Lin Xi bit Chen Yu's lip for the last time, and let him go, "Run, baby."
Chen Yu rushed out, blushing almost to the point of bleeding, as if pouring all the anger into his feet, the speed of escaping from this madness was almost three points faster than that of Lin Xilai.
He, wants, crazy, gone! !
[@林青舟赵朝’s family has no successors, and the two young masters are out of the closet? ? ]
[It’s so romantic, I’m crazy about calling Brother Xi]
[Chen Yu is a straight man, his Weibo follow list is full of actresses]
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The Huaguo team, which won No.1, set off first.
They got a map fragment, the destination was marked on the back of the fragment, and they needed to complete the task before they could get the next map fragment.
On the way, Lin Xi talked to Chen Yu tirelessly, but was pushed away by him.Presumably, if this person wasn't the young master of the Hao family, Chen Yu would have slapped him on the face long ago, telling him to go somewhere.
Hao Ze had a good sense of direction, and quickly led the team to follow the prompts to find the mission location. At first glance, the staff in black robes covered their faces tightly, holding a bronze key, pretending to be in thought.
"You are here, the princess needs your help..."
The black-robed man read the mission solemnly, but his back got hairy after being watched by several people.
Why... He read the mission, but no one paid attention to him?
This script is not right.
Mu Siyan leaned forward with a smile, his expression was pure and shy as always, "Little brother, have you eaten? Who is there? Is there a date? How much is the annual salary?"
The man in black got stuck for a moment, paused for a few seconds, and read the mission again.
Mu Siyan looked back at his teammates with regret, "This is an npc, and he can only say this paragraph." Having said that, the whole person was eager to try and excited.
The naive man in black didn't know what he was about to experience.
Mu Siyan asked him again: "You really can't say anything else?"
The man in the black robe was dead, wondering if he should read the mission again at this moment.
Seeing his silence, Mu Siyan smiled and said: "Then I can rest assured."
Then, the bronze key in the black-robed man's hand was snatched away by him.
"Press and hold him, search."
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"I'm offended." Hao Ze raised his hand, grabbed the black-robed man's shoulder, and pressed him against the tree. The force was not too strong, but he couldn't move no matter how hard he struggled.
Xu Long and Chen Yu, one excited and the other speechless, stretched out their hands to lift the robe of the man in black, and quickly took out the map fragments for the next mission.
"Wait, wait, there's something wrong with this process!" The black-robed man didn't care about the live broadcast at this time, forgot about his NPC personality, and tried hard to persuade the child to go on the right path.
Mu Siyan smiled so much that he showed his canine teeth, tilted his head and looked at him with clear eyes: "I can't hear what you said."
The author has something to say: Miao Zou is struggling with whether he wants to finish with 15W or try not to cut the outline and write...
Although the written things have nothing to do with the outline...but the character design has not collapsed at all, and I feel that I can still fight for another forty chapters!
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Lin Qingzhou: Have you forgotten me, the big villain, after 13 words, I'm still fishing in memory? ?
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